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dcviated · 2 months ago
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actions speak louder than words :: open
@serandipity sent: draw - sender draws receiver like one of their French girls (Bianca @ Diluc. )
Despite all possibility and expectation, there are occasions where Diluc and Bianca are capable of simply... existing within the vicinity of one another. It's not for long. And it may only be a handful times it occurs. It nevertheless remains a surprise for the scion that it happens. He has no idea why, of course. Why Bianca would simply want to spend time at his Phorora retreat? More watching and observing?
Far be it for him to turn her away, it only serves the means that his fiancee may wish to be in his presence. Despite everything that had been said before. And despite all his own expectations.
Bianca was behaving. Maybe he should be more suspicious. But, as he moves about doing his own business and some minor reading, she almost looks regal in her casual dress and attire. Laying on the chaise lounge with her own books and materials. Reading, writing of some kind. She pays him little mind while doing so, which is a peculiarity all its own. That or she manages to evade his attention whenever he draws his eyes upon her.
But wouldn't a woman such as her be swift to call it out if he were staring? Not that he is. And certainly not with any lecherous glint or intention. The woman is beautiful. Whether she was garbed in the finest threads affordable to Norad or in far less excess. So Diluc thinks.
Lavender eyes lift, and Diluc finds himself averting his gaze in response. Damn it all. Why did he do that? As if this was a duel or trick. So much for simple existence.
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"Hm." He sits up and leaves the lounge after finishing the penning of a letter at the desk, making his way into another room as if to busy himself. Now he's curious. About her. And what she's doing with her own books. From where she sat back in the lounge it hadn't been possible for him to see, however... no harm in a little subtlety of his own, is there?
Instead of entering the lounge from the door which he had left, the two-faced noble utilizes some of his other skills. Masking his sounds and presence to slip around through a different room and the other entry. Yes, from here he'd be able to approach the back of that chaise where she had based herself and satisfy a little of his curiosity. And she'd be none the wiser.
...or at least, that could have been the case. Had Diluc not made it into the room in his quiet secretive way and seen just what Bianca had been busying herself with. What's more alarming? That a woman who seemed to cruise by off the plentiful spoiling of her father possessed her own talents, or that... he was her subject??
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There could be no mistake, even at a glance the head of hair on the figure that Bianca was detailing away at identified it as him, Diluc Ragnvindr. More surprising than this was that there were other details present. Some he wouldn't expect her to know. Such as some of the scars that ran down his arms or across his chest. Also... added with well attention to detail.
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"When did you see me without a shirt?" The pertinent question here, obviously. One posed before he had the generosity of revealing himself or making a sound. Surprise, Bianca. You've been found out.
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rottenish · 13 days ago
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sometimes you just need to brutalize a boy's cunt and bruise his cervix, trust me he needs it
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jrueships · 6 months ago
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r u the grew up poor never being able to buy the little things in life u always wanted as a kid so now u buy whatever little thing u want as an adult and struggle with saving for the big mandatory thing,
or the grew up poor never being able to buy the little things in life u always wanted as a kid so now u just never buy anything small bcs u had to learn to live without it and constantly try to save for the next big thing in 500 yrs
#everyones been asking what i wanted for my bday and i always say nothing#like i hate the feeling of getting somebody smthing just to get them smthing like personally#it needs to come from the heart for me. if it's for smthing big like a bday#now like getting someone a coffee judt to get them one on a random day is dif bcs it's just smthin random on a random day i can understand#but idk like as a kid into adulthood the only bday my relatives / guardians have ever celebrated was my adopted brother's n my dad's#the dad bcs hes a hyperconservative dictator lol n the older adopted bro is cus hes got higher needs#so everybody gets more money taking care of him n stuff so u gotta act like u care abt him according to the guardians#but like i never even knew bdays were that big to people. like i mean i know OTHER PEOPLES bdays are big to them#i find ppl who rlly love their bdays to be rlly cute. like i dont think theyre selfish or make fun of em cus theyre judt having fun#n like u only get one x yr bday so have fun with it!!#but for ME? my bday was never anything special n i dont think it is now#everybody feels bad or smthing for me or for not getting me nothing today but it's like?? this is the norm??? im cool with it#ive been thinking abt other stuff like i just dont have time to think abt the pleasures rn. i have to double on the pain or smthing#like my friends always laugh abt how i dont drink coffee/tea or alcohol bcs u cant be in the medical field without a lil smn smn#& it's like idk ! i like ppl that do do that kinda stuff but like! i never grew up with that & it just feels odd to do it now kinda thing#idk im very cheap but also i will use the fact that im cheap on the small stuff to justify wanting to make a big purchase#i have a weird relationship with buying things for myself vs for others like 4 others i will buy watever u want bro#sugar papi ted#hey heres this idk insert raccoon bracelet bcs u like raccoons n love wearing bracelets so i thot of u n bought it#but if i buy smthing for me it has to have a dual purpose or smthing#i got to have a free dessert today n chose the churros over the tres leches cake slicr cus u can judt make the cake#but i dont own a deep fryer so i cant make churros n storebought churros just arent the same#like im just always idk comparing or needing to know the use of things yanno#if i do smthing. i have to see it thru. & it has to have multi purpose#i mean just look at my username jrue ships or jrue's hips like#im unwell when it comes to that#idk is anyone else like this#anyways yea this whole new thing of getting stuff on one day is hard for me like it just never matches up with my time#of course ill see stuff id like to have but like. ill just make myself forget it n by the time stuff like this rolls up it's like idk#i COULD get a new laptop but i got one that works just fine. i got an ipad on its last legs but can i still turn it on? alright
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beanstroni · 2 months ago
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Having both a uterus and hypermobile hips is a tragedy of incomparable woe. "Are my hips doing their daily dislocation or their monthly bloody dislocation or is this actually something I should be worried about?"
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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago
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motherfucker (affectionate) (derogatory)
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dangerous-advantage · 1 year ago
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[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.
The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."
Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."
Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."
In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."
In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."
Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]
#look ok#i see all the cute little fics with xl and hc talking about becoming parents and etc etc#and that's cute! that's adorable!! let them be happy!!!#but. you have to admit ok. hualian need to work through their own problems#like c'mon. xl picks up like AT LEAST three kids in the book and then proceeds to forget about one on his shelf for a while#just kinda. stands judgmentally with his hands on his hips about guzi and qi rong (it's really funny though don't get me wrong)#and after finally re-capturing lang ying he's like 'i'm gonna guardian you!' and then a whole bunch of shit happens and uh well#ly turns out to be the ghost of some kid xl traumatized 800 years ago come back for vengeance (L)#which means xl traumatized him multiple times lmao#we aren't even touching qi rong and lang qianqiu which YES i know the latter wasn't xl's fault and i am fully aware that the situation with#qi rong is and was complicated. BUT. come ON man can these poor kids never catch a break? the one kid he DIDN'T accidentally traumatize#turned out to be obsessively in love with him so like maybe this is for the best?#anyway i also just don't think they'd be... genuinely interested in a commitment like that? like hc would go along with anything xl wants#but he doesn't seem the type to be interested in kids (he's mostly just interested in xl)#xl isn't off the hook either ok#people bring up hc's treatment of e'ming but xl isn't exactly a saint to ruoye. i dont blame the guy he's got a lot on his mind#but he's also very.... absent#plus with the responsibilities of their respective positions all their extra time is like. spent on eachother jk?#this isn't to say xl doesn't *like* kids or anything i just don't think he would want to be a full-time parent lmao#also they DEFINITELY have their own issues with themselves as kids and i'm afraid that might translate into like. parenting#meme#tgcf#mxtx meme#tgcf meme#xie lian#hua cheng#lan wangji#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan zhan
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michameinmicha · 1 year ago
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Im so full of love for justus jonas i hope you all know i think about him a lot! I have zero energy to write or draw anything but i hope you are aware hes rotating in my brain like a little ballerina in a kids jewellry box every day and if i could make some art i would okay!!!
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breedablebunnie · 9 days ago
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just want to get really high and grind on your tdick till we’re both panting is that too much to ask for?!
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darewolfcreates · 2 years ago
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Welcome home mob au by @clownsuu Nightlight.
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vagonca-rigo · 7 months ago
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idk, even as my life is getting progressively more uncertain im kind of feeling better
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snekdood · 9 months ago
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iunno, personally, i think, if you make plans to hangout with someone... and you know they're disabled and cant drive... and you can easily drive and pick them up... there's no excuse not to..? im sorry bitch, you want me to lyft over to your bf's house which is what like not even a mile away? didn't realize it was such a chore to be helpful, lord.
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pankomako · 1 year ago
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ever since i made that "every friend group got" meme with the gang's bay cast boat has become The Struggler to me. things arent working in his favor im like "oh boy the struggler is struggling he really is the struggler" like it really does just perfectly describe him
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artisanalpeanutbutter · 2 years ago
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Trying to build muscle is so frustrating bc it's hard enough to motivate myself to eat as it is but now I have to eat more protein and my stomach is too liddol for the amount of food I need in a day
Can I get an f in the chat?
#tw food#tw eating#i like. forget to eat#and it's low priority for me bc i dont like cooking#bc it can make me start to think abt calories and micro/macro nutrients and i used to have disordered eating#so thinking abt that stuff is triggering to me#but now that im trying to build muscle i have to super pay attention to protein and shit and it's HARD#im trying to like HOPEFULLY convert 3-4 lbs of fat to muscle#just feel dysphoric abt my hips and since you cant target fat deposits ill probably have to lose like 3 lbs of fat instead#of the 1 that i think will help with that a bit#ive been working out a lot and have definitely seen results but i do not eat enough as it is to see the muscle growth in my back shoulders#and arms that i want to see. so now i have to eat more and it's hard bc i get so tireddddddddd and boreddddd and also the cooking thing#and PLEASE no dms worrying abt my eating habits ive improved so much and I'm doing well!!! I'm eating MORE even!!#it's just hard bc it feels like a chore to me#which is part of why i had disordered eating in the first place. well that and dysphoria#I'm legitimately healthy and eat well for the most part. it's just such a hassle to consciously try to build muscle yk? im eating i swear#i love food ask anyone#actually dont bc for whatever reason everyone around me thinks i dont eat bc they never /see/ me snack#i just keep my snacks in my room bc that's where my workstation is rather than snacking in the kitchen bc i dont like to waste time#that's my hangup tbh. i always feel like im wasting time even though it's hella important to cook yourself good meals#it's probably bc i go on a lot of walks so that eats into the time that i WOULD spend cooking#but yeah like i pound back food at restaurants so ppl also say it as a joke bc of how quickly i eat when im not distracted#i could eat more veggies though tbh. i just dont like many of them outside of complicated dishes and like i said i dont like to cook#and theyre so low calorie it takes FOREVER to eat enough to be filling#love protein though#it's quick and tasty ;3#also this is coming from someone who eats baby carrots like they're jelly beans lmao#they're a treat to me bc it takes so long to eat a serving of them#and they're sweet#so to be clear i DO like veggies they just take a while to finish
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arodrwho · 4 months ago
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note for future me. maybe ask a doctor about pinchy hips when i ask about pinchy knees
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technicolorxsn · 6 months ago
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fell on my hands while skating yesterday like an idiot and now my elbows hurt :(
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asakurahaos · 7 months ago
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can yall for once, just one time, not insert minsung everywhere???
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