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the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

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Horsea -- Shimaris Yukichi

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

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I always wonder if the sentients in star wars get severe body dysmorphia due to the clear beauty standards & whatnot throughout the galaxy.

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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

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taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both

white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭

gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢

asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

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Sabrina's Suggestion -- Hitoshi Ariga

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ok lmao respect !!!

the game actually does look fun lol

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out of context transphobic ganon

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Today, February 14th, 2025, is Bulbapedia's twentieth anniversary!

Bulbagarden's little project that turned into the world's largest Pokémon encyclopedia has been able to keep going for so long thanks to you, our contributors and users — thank you very much. :)

Though the both of us aren't part of the Bulbapedia team, we still see how hard our colleagues work and have worked over the years, so please join us in giving them a big 'congratulations', Trainers! We have lots of fun festivities planned, including a message from a special guest...!

Aside from her message below, please take a look at Bulbapedia's Message from the Editor for much more detailed information about some exciting upgrades Bulbapedia has gotten! (of particular interest may be a public beta for the new Bulbapedia app!) Please also take a look at our Twitch channel, where we're charity streaming for four days straight for the benefit of the American Cancer Society!

Be on the lookout for some more neat things soon, Trainers! Thank you very much all for your continued patronage and support! o/

Blanc▽ + Lisia✧

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It has been way over a decade since this happened, so some details are a little blurry, but I still have to tell this story here too:

So, my dad's colleague was on a trip with their friends, who were a couple. Now, the wife of this couple was a huge U2 fan, and the highlight of this trip was going to a U2 concert. Later that night, after the concert, they went to a restaurant, and who do they see there at another table? Bono. The wife wants so badly to go and ask for an autograph, but in a typical Finnish fashion, she doesn't want to be a bother because surely Bono just wants to enjoy his night and not be surrounded by fans all the time, so she doesn't go.

Then, she notices that someone from Bono's table gets up and goes to the men's restroom, so she also gets up and goes to wait outside the men's room, until the guy comes out. She then stops him and goes excuse me, I saw that you were at the same table as Bono, would it be in any way possible that you could ask for an autograph from him for me? (because apparently it is much less mortifying to bother someone else you don't know than to bother the guy directly, I guess).

The man apparently kinda stands there for a moment, just looking at her, before he asks, sounding just a tad bit confused, if he heard her right. You want me to go and ask Bono for an autograph for you?

Yes, she says. She's being very polite about it. If you would be so kind. That would be great.

The man says yes, sure, I'll see what I can do about it.

They then part ways and go back to their own tables and continue the night, and some time later, they notice that Bono and the rest of the people who had been at that table have left.

Oh well, the wife thinks. No can do, maybe he just forgot or something or just didn't want to do it. It's okay.

They finish up their meal and ask for the bill. The waiter tells them that their meal has already been paid for, and then tells that they were left with two notes.

The waiter gives them the notes. They are both autographs. One of them says Bono.

And the other says Bruce Springsteen.