#don't trust cops

[theatre-gay-they]

Ok, so people have probably heard the news, the McDonald's employee won't be getting 60k off some technicality. Which, funny if true, bc fuck that guy. However, maybe they aren't paying out bc there was no rat. This could mean one of two things:

1. Luigi was a plant of some sort so the cops could save face after losing a high profile murderer

2. The feds used some illegal means to track him down and won't admit it (more likely imo)

Obviously this is just speculation, people have already been speculating it might be some copycat claiming the glory etc.

He could also just be the guy and was ready to get caught. Hard to say.

[moonrise-rebel]

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Screenshot of tweet from attorneyryan that reads, "This advice might save your life:

1. Don't make small talk with cops. It makes ZERO difference if you have 'nothing to hide.'

2. Don't trust cops. They don't know the law and they're legally allowed to lie to you.

3. NEVER consent to a search. No matter how innocent you are.

4. NEVER make a deal with cops. They do not have ANY legal authority to offer you a plea deal. They're trying to trick you into making a false confession.

Many innocent people can be saved by this advice."

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.02 "Do the police normally do house check-ins."

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

manmade monsters Sun/Moon au. bc i have no self control lol

i also mentally call it the 'why are there giant robot monsters in my shed' au lol

idk what else to say so uh. enjoy

[mikami1992]

Supernatural Cops

The fandom has come to the conclusion that all kinds of supernatural or unusual things happen in Amity Park and people take it like any other Tuesday.

Still, I wouldn't be surprised if this place is the only place in the country (not to say the world) that has a police division in charge of handling Cults…

Yes, in Amity Park there is a group of police (not to say half of all the police in the city) that are dedicated to controlling cults and their peculiarities, because we must remember that, despite the reputation of being a tourist trap, this town in the middle of nowhere has the reputation of being the most haunted place in the country (or the world), so it wouldn't be crazy to say that on certain dates of the year many "tourists" (cough cultists cough) arrive who come in order to do "events" (cough rites cough), so whether they want it or not, someone has to control that the limits on how they are "celebrating" are not broken… and to top it off, the limits of what the city considers acceptable is a greater margin than other places, so it has become common for some groups to come back later.

So yes, Amity Park has one of the most effective police departments in dealing with cults and supernatural beliefs, not only are they effective in identifying participants, most of the time they know what kind of cultist they are dealing with, whether they are just playing a game or are the real magic business and how dangerous/troublesome they will be in the end.

What's more, this group is so good at what they do, that many times the inhabitants of Amity Park prefer to call them instead of the GIW (they are too destructive and there is still no 100% reliable insurance that will pay for the damages they cause), when it comes to a problem with a ghost and the ghost child is not around.

and that competition is more noticeable when other cities in the country begin to ask for help with some unknown cults that are appearing rap

[nthflower]

Cuno should join Hardie boys in the future not RCM btw my unpopular hot take opinion thingie.

[tradingjack]

yuppeeee just having fun!!!! ig!!!!! consistency Who (i dont know her :)) (thank you for tagging me @creepycoffins i used this opportunity to simply vibe i hope that's ok 😭)

[three--rings]

I love the conspiracy theories of leftists. From the exact same people who brought you "trump rigged the election, they're going to overturn it any day now" we have "they arrested the wrong man and planted the evidence on him."

Would I love for either of those things to be true? Sure. But do I accept that the occam's razor answer is "people are stupid." Yes. When you're struggling to accept any thing that has happened, ask yourself if it's adequately explained by "people are stupid."

Because you cannot believe how stupid people can be.

[ducktu]

Average gothamite being interrogated by GCPD: Oh, na I ain't seen nothing, ha I ain't seen nothing. Matter of fact, I'm blind in my left eye, and 43% blind in my right eye. I don't see much of nothing. A matter of fact I can't even see you Mr. Superman.

[anguilliforme]

so so annoying seeing NSW police bitch and whine about being uninvited to the sydney mardi gras parade after one of their officers murdered a gay couple the other week. after they found that the police had been purposefully under (or just not) investigating the murders of queer people for over half a century. after not implementing any of the recommendations from an inquiry into their practices around queer hate crimes.

If you're a cop and you want to attend pride do what the rest of us do and take your fucking work uniform off.

[slowlyrusting]

You know what's missing in kant bison reconciliation. It's how kant is still the one taking on the lead. He did not once show some kind of vulnerability. Yes he put the gun to himself but that could be just show, cuz he is so confident that Bison loves him and wouldn't kill him. It's like he knows bison's buttons to push. On other hand, Bison did. He was vulnerable, he cried he let himself be caressed by kant. He's been vulnerable since the start. I mean yes it's a bottom top thing maybee but I feel a good vulnerable moment of kant would make me trust him fully.

[crossdressingdeath]

Y'know, I know they never would've done it but god damn the redemption ending should've failed. That should've been the bad ending, it would've been so good as a bad ending.

[vampylily]

diversity win! the homoerotic homophobic closeted gay couple who moved into your neighbouring condo has now proposed!!!

wait hold up.

diversity win? the undercover cop and the drug dealer he's trying to take down is gay???

[my-cursed-brain]

Started listening to The Silt Verses yesterday, and my favorite thing so far is how the episode where the cop talks about how the police created a god just for them and calls officers minorities has the content warning "police corruption".

[camellcat]

WTFFF I thought thirteen would be my new girl crush love of my life heart eyes wife you-came-after-twelve-you-must-be-better-than-they're-all-saying bbygirl and then I had to sit down and watch as she told a man who (if he were not a murderer, of course) literally every regeneration before her would've LOVED and FULLY SUPPORTED that "the systems aren't the problem. how people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. people like you" </33333 !?!?

[midnightwind]

I really need to sit down and draw perhaps the funniest, but potentially most dangerous move I ever did in d&d and it was back in my first game-