#now sleepy time for me
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nthflower · 10 months ago
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Cuno should join Hardie boys in the future not RCM btw my unpopular hot take opinion thingie.
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1alchemistart · 11 months ago
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dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!
happy valentines day :D
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago
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alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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charactercandyart · 14 days ago
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my favorite duo + creaturey loop because i can
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buttercupshands · 2 months ago
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Siffrin in a Stardust Cookie event outfit because the name speaks for itself now if you excuse me, I need to sleep
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napping-sapphic · 10 months ago
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Good luck trying to casually cuddle with me if we date we’d lay down and get nice and cozy and then i would fall asleep in two seconds flat and trap you for four hours
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absolute-ferret · 3 months ago
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You can have more textposts , as a treat
First one is a reference to @interstyx 's fic, Here, Be nice
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(Sorry i just ADORE their fic . Dies)
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favoure · 1 year ago
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a lifetime of indentured servitude
used this frame from the mv of "femme fatale" by kedarui as ref for this piece ! just thought that it fit them perfectly orz
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kitamars · 2 years ago
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so it was valentines day yesterday huh
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ghostorbz · 5 months ago
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Wooo
Also a zadr version hello
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THESE WERE SCHOOL DOODLES HEHE
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I just made em digital
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The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.
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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago
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im with fam but i always thinka him so doodle time
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gophergal · 1 month ago
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Hey. Yeah. More Ponies.
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Rosepetal / Evening Shade / Total Eclipse
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Rumble Bumble / Pitter Patter / Rustle Brush
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SANDSTONE HAIL / Mr Bits N' Pieces / Merasmus the Dragon
[more rambling + bonus pony under the cut]
Rosepetal is, obviously, Scout's Ma (because the name I hc for Ma is Rose and I like an obvious name for a pony lol.) All of her sons are pegasi and most of her paramours have been as well.
You might notice that Rumble and Sandstone have similar cutie marks, and that was on purpose! For one, I thought that hoofprints as a symbol for violence was funny, but also some g3s have SUCH similar cutie marks its not even funny lol.
Merasmus is a genuinely ancient dragon who spent a few hundred years sleeping in a castle....that Starjumper began squatting in right before he awoke. Yeah, they're still roomates.
I tried to give all of Heavy's sisters onomatopoeia names like him, but I struggled as you can probably tell lol
BONUS PONY: Crossbreeze! He's Bits N Pieces twin brother and Sandstone's pilot. Or, as you might know by his canon name, Jerry. While Bits isn't actually a big flier, 'Breeze was always a big fan of flying, but lost the use of his left wing in tragic accident when they were teens. It may have healed crooked, but the bigger issue is nerve damage. Well, piloting an aircraft may not be the same, but it's not a bad gig all things considered
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crybaby-bkg · 2 years ago
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drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.
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