#like damn okay

[pansyfemme]

i think my therapist (who is a cishet man in his late 60s who wears sweater vests) has started embodying a sassy best friend

[rius-cave]

Blitzo gonna call Adam fat whore i said what i said

I like that you say "Blitzo is going to call Adam fat" as if I'm going to tune in to Helluva boss' next episode and the first scene is going to be Adam arriving to IMP and Blitzo saying that to his face. Like youre saying this with so much confidence that the two of them will meet in canon or something like that LMFAO

[mavcancees]

MAN 😭

[myrtles-and-blood]

one time I was bored and decided to talk to Lucifer through tarot and I said "You know what? I always ask you about 'what do you think of this' 'can you help me with that' and all of that, but I never ask you how you've been. How's everything around there, pal? What have you been up to? How are you doing?"

And he just said "Yeah I'm okay, lately I've been feeling absolutely horrendous, in complete despair and solitude wondering if it's ever possible to have hope again, but I'm okay now. By the way, how was your last exam?"

bro what

can you

like

elaborate on that

he said "No, honey *pats my head for some reason* Did you start that new assignment already?"

[mika-0730]

it's okay for him to be bad at video games, he's in his 30s

-my girlfriend, looking her 31 year old girlfriend (me) in the eyes, as we're watching northernlion

[mayday-01]

love it when ads go: "this is life changing and will help you immensely!" then go on to say that you also might experience diarrhea, blindness, loss of hearing, bloody nose, loss of feeling in your hands and feet, heatstroke, frostbite, cancer, fatal damage to your liver, hallucinations, possibly death, and other

[skeletonfumes]

Fist of the North Star [北斗の拳] (1984-1987)

[vampylily]

diversity win! the homoerotic homophobic closeted gay couple who moved into your neighbouring condo has now proposed!!!

wait hold up.

diversity win? the undercover cop and the drug dealer he's trying to take down is gay???

[mascothorrorhellhole]

Bittergiggle and Bouncelia deserved so much better like damn

[meltingchaos]

Made the devastating mistake of reading borrasca for the first time tonight. My tears match the rain outside and I may never recover. Pathetic fallacy mirrors me and I truly feel pathetic.

anyways 10/10, i likea tha kyle

[stiffyck]

What is it about art that makes people reblog a quick sketch that eventually gets like 3k notes but ignore or just like a fully rendered picture that barely gets 200 notes

[tobyig]

im in love w the sass you get from everyone on the Ebon Hawk in KOTOR when you ask literally any of them

"Do you know if anything can be done about all these gizka?"

and literally all of them respond

"I'm not really sure. You can figure it out on your own, can't you?"

[born2b-beheaded]

Talking with one of my "friends" today and. I explained that I feel like a dude today and they were like "but you're a girl." So I was like "no, actually, I don't really know my gender. I've told you that. But I feel like a guy today." AND THEY GO "But you've always been a girl. You wear skirts and stuff. You are a girl, I can tell."

??1!1;!?1?!1;!

They're nonbinary, too. And they wear skirts. So.

[gailee-propaganda]

I love how they just gave Gai a bulge like rkdjdgbgfh

[cloudcountry]

fuck this i want to tell will hes beautiful and talented and loved and cherished. kicks comte into a ditch. once i finish up jeans route im running into his arms.

[puppycat02]

Me: I don't think they're going to upload to DAPC this year

Dan and Phil: *Upload a whole ass short film and launch a merch line*