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raise your hand if you're tired of every protagonist being a high schooler that gets bullied by blonde people with californian accents
#xenon screams#it is so tiring#if you *really* want to have your mc be a social outcast#give that bitch TRAUMA!!!!#give that bitch the WORST friendship ever when they're like ten that makes them never want to speak to anyone ever again#make them feel real hate at an age when they should only be worrying about their club penguin account#if you REALLY wanna have bullying#don't do that stupid shit#make it real#people could smell that i was a boy a longass time before i knew so i only got bullied by boys#so idk maybe getting bullied by girls is like that. but i have never in my life seen a girl bully anyone. i am unqualified#but like. keep that shit real. don't go for ''hey loser! hey freak! gimme LUNCH MONEY“#got punched as a third grader for the crime of having a webkinz account. THAT'S the real shit#writeblr
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Akatsuki's youngest members y'all
#itachi uchiha#hidan#deidara#naruto#naruto fanart#akatsuki#doodles#i had other stuff to draw and i still drew this last night bc even if i don't like itachi as much as i like the others#i still like to draw him#save his poor ass he always gets peer pressured to do some stupid shit#if there's anything else that needs to be tagged TELL ME PLEASE#local stupid (me) discovers it's very easy to draw deidara bc i dont have to draw the other eye#tw: slurs#as a caution#narutito
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#in stars and time#in stars and time siffrin#isat siffrin#siffrin fanart#isat isabeau#isat mirabelle#isat odile#isat spoilers#I guess?#isat au#EVILLLL FRIN#I don't have a name for this au yet lols.#I'll think of one#Eventually#Or not#I am stupid#Sorry of this is kinda shit i have NO experience doing comicy stuff
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listen that good omens lockdown phone call is literally WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING everything they tell each other goes in one ear and straight out the other it's kind of incredible
aziraphale hints so many times that crowley could come over if he wanted and does crowley get the hint? no! and then afterwards crowley says outright that he could visit him, and does aziraphale accept? NO! I AM GOING TO THROTTLE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS
#fearandhatred#fearandmeta#this is part of the reason why i don't think the lie theory is real#they're just that stupid#also az genuinely believes he's doing what's right and i think for him to figure out his shit is a good character arc for him#instead of him just being manipulated by metatron#although he still is a little sinister i'm ngl#good omens#good omens lockdown#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#good omens meta
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I just want to clarify that I like the Korean Va Shamil over English Va Shamil because English va made me feel nothing, and that he just sounds like people who I keep seeing everyday and have normal voices like him so he isn't special. 🙄 I watched the Ep 8 story in English first but focused on the line delivery compared to his sprites and they're vastly different too.
That's until I heard the Korean voice acting which made my mouth drop and genuinely made me scared shitless<-(very normal horror enjoyer), that he immediately won me over. I love that I can tell he's performing and when he's not. I love that I can tell he moves with calculation with a purpose and a script. This was the Shadow Milk I was looking for in my life. He's THEATRE KID, not my neighbors or my classmates with high pitched voices that I literally hear every single dayyyyyyy of my liiiife.
Also, English translators made everything about En Shamil SILLY, while Kr Shamil's delivery and choice of words vary from politeness. Kr Shamil uses formalities when he's "performing" and turns to "casual" when he's not (same with Black Sapphire).
The part where En Shamil said "CURSE YOU!!" in Korean, he says "닥혀!!" (dagcho!!) which means "Shut up." No honorific. He really crashedout so hard and hated Pyuba that he dropped his acting and started also using honorifics used for subordinates or just no honorific entirely.
The formal way saying "You shut up" in Korean is "닥치세요" (dagchiseyo).
Korean Shamil also uses too much explanation points like DAMN BRO WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THAT
They're also different characters at this point. Different Character ≠ Mischaracterization
I already love Korean Shamil so much to the point if I go through the Shadow Milk Cookie tag here on tumblr, I feel so lost. I literally don't know who this guy is. Where's my shaylaaaaaaaaaaa 😭
#whining#and i qoute “do not take shit from a fandom that has proven time and time again they just DON'T like asian people”#yall like him because hes a tumblr sexy man. but i love him because hes horrible and killed people and sad and a great performer and mental-#ly ill and stupid and gay and -
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Fuck biology i fucking hate biology <- biology major
#grymms spectacular fucking posts#i don't actually hate it i just hate how many words i need to know#i was envisioning a heart pumping blood and the sound of it doing it to try and remember the terms for systole and diastole#i know how the things work. stop asking me what theyre called just as me what the do#cellular shit is thw worst to cus theres so many fucking stupid as fucking names and processes and shit#like i dont fucking care what the specific transport protein for a molecule is called shut upppp
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i think it's fucked up and foul that during situations he feels trapped or unsafe, oikawa doesn't have a fight or flight or freeze reflex. to be specific, he does have a fight reflex, but it doesn't involve fighting by himself. if he thinks he's unsafe or trapped or in danger, he turns to iwaizumi.
during the last set of the second seijoh v karasuno official match, you can see oikawa beginning to crack when karasuno bridges the gap and makes the score 16-16. his next toss goes to iwaizumi, because he knows his iwa-chan will be there. he knows his palm will connect with the ball. when he loses his footing, he reaches out his hand, blindly trusting iwaizumi will pick him up. and he does. everytime, he does.
kageyama mentions once that iwaizumi and oikawa are always in sync, both by body and mind. and it's true because even when they're on the court, they're not the ace and the setter. they are iwaizumi and oikawa. iwa-chan and shittykawa. oikawa knows iwaizumi's favorite beetle and the flex of his wrist when he spikes. iwaizumi knows oikawa's real smile from his fake one and he knows the number of milk bread packets he eats per week (too many) and that's just the thing, isn't it? even in court, they're not just players. this is a dance that only they know the steps to, a kingdom that has always been theirs to rule. how beautiful it is, to know the sound of his footfalls without looking, to know the exact place he's going to set to in a court of 6 players without hesitation, with full certainty.
during the final point, oikawa sets the ball to iwaizumi. he could've chosen the person closest to him. he could've crafted his toss so masterfully that no one can see whats coming. but he chose to get it to iwaizumi at the other end of the court. it doesn't matter if his set isn't perfect or clean. it doesn't matter, because it's set to iwaizumi and that's enough. he knows he will take care if the rest.
and the thing is, the thing is, right, i firmly believe that in that moment if he chose to set to someone else, it wouldn't have been as beautiful and perfect as it was when he set to iwaizumi. there's something about knowing someone like the back of your hand and being aware of the beat of their heart more than your own that brings that kind of perfection. when oikawa reaches out, iwaizumi always reaches back. he knows iwaizumi will do everything he can to spike the ball.
and just like that he is 7 again with a scratched knee crying for iwa-chan to carry him even when he's not by his side. but he screams for him because he knows with absolute certainty that he will come. he will help. he is not alone.
the final set of his official high school career goes to iwaizumi, loud and proud. he points to him before he sets. he tells the court to watch. watch me. because he is certain that when it's him and iwaizumi, they're invincible. he wants the world to know of his worthless pride. he wants the world to know who he is proud of.
and just like that he is 7 again, screaming "iwa-chan!" in hopes his best friend will find him.
and he does. he does.
#local idiot watches one (1) haikyuu episode and loses his shit. no one is surprised#yes yes it's fucked up that they still lost but don't you think it's even more insane that iwaizumi still didn't let him down#he came for him like he knew he would. he spiked the ball#and iwaizumi's last spike was from oikawa's toss. fucked up and foul#it's them it's always been them#and you know what else is fucked up? kageyama did the same thing#everyone knew he would set to hinata. they KNEW. he could've changed his strategy last moment#unlike oikawa he has the ability to be his best no matter who he is tossing to during times of stress#but he chose to stand his ground. he chose to tell oikawa “look. this is where the ball will go. and he will spike it and we will win”#AND THEY DO#FUCK. FUCKKKK#how am i supposed to be normal when the reason kageyama won is because he finally learned to trust and depend on other people#how am I supposed to be normal when kageyama tobio the guy who has been alone all his life because he is too strong found someone to#challenge him and stay by his side willingly. happily. with a smile#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL IN THESE CONDITIONS#fuck this stupid baka life. born to make haikyuu analysis posts forced to study for med school entrance exam#ugh#haikyuu#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#seijoh#aoba johsai#iwaoi#karasuno#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#kagehina#vi talks
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Every time I see someone earnestly say that Carver hates Hawke, I have to exercise such restraint to not scream.
Every day I get closer to writing a deep dive about him because that's my guy. He's so interesting. He feels so much. He tries so hard when talking to the other companions and some of the dynamics he has with them are so good. He can be so fucking funny and sweet and awkward. He so badly wants to be wanted and appreciated and to protect everyone he loves.
Carver Hawke, they could never make me hate you.
#da2#carver hawke#i may have stumbled across someone complaining about how mean carver is to hawke and the companions and i just... huh??#whattya mean?? first of all if you're upset about companions being jerks to each other then boy do i have bad news for you#about the other companions--if you want 'mean' then put anders merrill and fenris in a party together#hell if you wanna see 'mean' then look through aveline's companion dialogue--she straight up calls merrill stupid to her face#and secondly carver is not MEAN... the only companion he's hostile toward is anders and that makes sense#and don't get me started on carver and hawke he does NOT hate hawke even if he's a templar and at full rivalry#hawke can be the worst piece of shit to him. max out his rivalry. leave him behind where he becomes a templar.#just say the worst shit to him and he will never betray you. he will never agree to kill hawke for meredith. ever.#but reminder that a warrior/rogue hawke has an option to let circle bethany die when siding with the templars#JUST SAYING#one day y'all.... one day i'm gonna write it and then what? WHAT THEN??#also yes... I'm replaying da2 now. i'm still in act 1 so i have hawke siblings on the brain so...#apologies in advance for not shutting up about them
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Once again, I am making a post that says harassment has no place in the Phandom. If you want to harass people over their ships, take it somewhere else please.
We already had our shipping wars and we are not interested.
Especially in the DP RP community, it is slowly rebuilding itself and does not need petty harassment campaigns to drag it back to inactivity.
Thank you,
A longtime DP RPer
#mun speaks#danny phantom#phandom#danny phantom rp#phandom rp#I feel like I have to make one of these posts every few months now#please PLEASE don't start stupid shit with the rp cpmmunity#we do not harass each other here.#we are barely ALIVE at this point and don't need this
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I know this is nowhere near the most important thing during the Phoenix Hunt but its so funny to me that this is how he's trying to flirt lol
ft Wangxian being stupid in the background because that is the other reason this scene is so funny
#woooo its like the only canon straight relationship! She finds his dumbass cute and wuxian disagrees lol#gumpy lan zhan is so fun to draw look at himb he is going THROUGH it atm lol#in my plans I have some hardcore angst (just got to wen nings revival) and some real stupid shit so we'll see what I do next#i don't know which character tags are used? so I'm just going through the suggested ones that's why there's so many#my art#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#mdzs fanart#mxtx mdzs#mxtx#mxtx fanart#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#wei wuixan#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#wangxian#the untamed#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the founder of diabolism
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okay so Harry is Lily’s kid and James is his uncle and one day Lily’s in a bind and needs him to pick Harry up from daycare so of course he does it and he goes in and finds this… really hot dad. And his daughter is talking to Harry so James takes the chance to go talk to him. He learns his name is Regulus and is so obsessed with it as James always is and Reg points at Harry and asks if he’s his son. James being the idiot that he is says yes (he’s struggling). Also they look pretty much identical cause he was the sperm donor so it makes sense that Reg asks. James has been asked it before... but Reg is hot and he short circuited. They leave and agree that they should rearrange a play date… you know for the kids.
James has to keep asking Lily to borrow Harry to take him to these places and it’s this huge mess.
And Reg has to keep coming up with reasons to Pandora and Xeno why he always wants to take their daughter out places.
chaos ensues.
#this is so stupid#i thought of this while in the shower#also idk Lily can be Harry mom while James isnt his dad#it works with the plot okay#Lily would also be married to someone#I'm not writing it so I really don't care who#Probably Mary#I want to say Dorcas but people normally make her and Reg friends#I would say Evan just for fun you know but he's Reg's friend so it wouldn't work#Pandora is an obvious no#so I guess Marylily will do#but again I'm not writing it so I don't give a shit#jegulus#okay so so this is a draft from AGES ago#like october#but i was looking through my drafts and it made me go huh#so it’s gonna be posted now
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we need to make suggesting someone skip the first three seasons of mash as taboo as suggesting someone skip the ninth doctor
#killing biting maiming etc#if they're not your thing fine. whatever. you're wrong but it's fine#but if nothing else you're depriving new viewers of vital context that makes later emotional arcs more impactful#like. why should you give a shit about the first ten minutes of welcome to korea if you don't know who trapper is#hell you wouldn't know who hawkeye is!! the first episode is first for a reason it's there to introduce you to the characters + setting#or even the season 2 opener would be a better place to start since that's just the pilot done better#i won't pretend the early seasons are perfect but saying mash got good after season 3 is. well frankly it's stupid#this debate has been done to death but sometimes i'll see a take and go hang on did we watch the same show or do you just not get satire or#mash#my posts
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Not Only is he a bisexual icon but he also Cannot stop framing his demonic encounters as dubiously romantic without anyone or anything prompting him to
#insert that gekiman panel where nagai's editor is like 'i can't tell the difference between the sex and the violence' and nagai's like#'yes you can' here. thanks king#im surprised he never pulled out the 'ooh you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid'. a classic#sighh im supposed to not do devilman stuff until i get through my finals stuff (self-imposed so yk it's not gonna work)#but anyway.... yeah#it's so funny having exactly zero of my followers engage with this stuff. i am once again rolling out this guy you don't care about. cheers#you can't date me another guy is waiting for you. IN HELL. what a thing to say bbg what's up with that.#akira nobody said anything about dating#anyway#devilman#devilman manga#fudo akira#i love him what a guy#mm the last two don't make as much sense without context just trust me when i say the beauty thing was not prompted#he just thinks he's gorgeous and uses that as evidence for 'oh shit i think he might be satan unfortunately'#which is a very funny relationship to have with your ex. divine thing by soupdragon type dynamics
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(from this series of posts)
#i spent like 48 hours doing nothing but eat sleep and make dr memes so now i'm going through withdrawls... editing stupid shit#danganronpa#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#kazuichi souda#akane owari#sonia nevermind#(sort of)#sdr2#danganronpa memes#yes i cast myself as souda. no i don't have any shame
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does it not bother you that your position on trans people is the one consistently held and demonstrated by fascists? does it turn your stomach when nazis come to rallies for causes you believe in? i only hope you feel some remorse for being such a vile person
Does it bother you that Ben Shapiro supports gay marriage? Are you going to stand against gay marriage because a conservative man supports it? No? Do you think that makes you vile?
How about this:
You have two people who support abortion. One person supports abortion because they hate children, think that the world should end, and people should stop reproducing.
The second person supports abortion because they think women should have full control over their own bodies.
These people both support abortion but are they really the exact same? Can you look me in the eye and say that they really support the same exact thing?
The things is: I don't believe what fascists do. I have no problem with men who are feminine. I have no problem with women who are masculine. I don't want a world where every man is Kratos and every woman is Jessica rabbit. Fascists and nazi's don't care that someone is trans. Do you think they'd be happy with a man who wears women's clothing? Do you think they love effeminate gay men? You think they'd love seeing hairy butch dykes everywhere? Do you think their issue is REALLY with trans people in general? Or is it people not living up to their assigned, religion based, gender roles?
I have no problem with men who wear make up or nail polish or who love other men. I have no issue with butch lesbians who talk loudly about wanting to eat pussy. It genuinely makes me very happy to see gnc gay people out and about, regardless of it they're gay men or lesbians. It's instant vibes every single time.
How about another question for you, anon. Does it not bother you that teenage girls are being told that teenage males should be allowed access to their dressing rooms just because they say they "feel" like a girl? Does the discomfort and fear of those girls not churn your stomach? Do you have zero sympathy? Do the feelings of girls and women take a backseat to the feelings of men? Does it bother you that gay people are being fed homophobic rhetoric in a progressive package? Does it bother you that gnc kids are being told that they're doing boy/girlhood wrong and they should transition because no boy/girl would dare act how they do? Does it bother you that males are openly talking about wanting to fuck lesbians and how lesbians make their dick hard? Does it bother you that gay men are being told they're missing out on not eating pussy? Does it bother you that gay people are being called bad people for not liking the opposite sex?
Because it bothers me. If that reads as me having an issue with trans people then I think that says more about your ideology than mine.
#I have no shame in my views#I'll happily lose people in my life if they dare say stupid shit to me about men being lesbians#The fuck lmao#I've done it before and I'll do it again#This is one of the only things I don't allow people to fuck with me on
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if you're an egotistical artist, you should use alt text.
hear me out. you want to show people your art, right? you want them to see the important details, the shit they should be blown away with... right? so they know how to compliment you and what they should be focusing on, no? and you want everyone to see it?
put a description in the alt text.
not just "my oc standing in front of a background" no get descriptive after you say that. focus on that shit you put in there. "a woman with beautiful eyes and an ornate hammer" better. what'd you spend three hours detailing? "wearing a shirt with an ornate lace pattern" better! what are you aiming for? "it looks like a classical portrait" THERE.
and having the alt text button means people who can see might click on it too. and then be like "wow i didn't notice half of these details". its true. happens to me pretty often. half the time they're like "this owns, omg, you guys should look at the alt text" because i did a good job describing it and there's details even they didn't catch until they read it and looked back over it.
if you like when people stroke the hell out of your ego and catch all the cool things in your art. and you want everyone to see your art. put some alt text on that thing. for serious.
#red rambles#plus then there are also people who go out of their way to try to mainly reblog art that has alt text and not undescribed images#great news about what they'll do with your art too if they see and like it.#idc about appeals to Human Kindness or whatever. im an egotistical fuckin person and this has inflated my ego because it works#if you also have an ego and you want that shit stroked then try putting stuff in the alt text#well. not stupid shit. put a joke in your alt text and people will (and should) get mad at you unless it's part of the way you describe the#image and it belongs there#save your JOKE jokes for the tags.#but like i draw comedy and a lot of my art is situational comedy so if you look closely there's stupid shit happening#and most people don't look closely. so they read the alt text. and they're like. huh. in the background someone's fucking up#a skateboard trick and the other character is taking a picture? huh? the painting on the wall is of one of those old roman dicks with wings#yes i will put any random detail i think is funny into an image. but no one scrutinizes that shit#UNTIL I PUT THE ALT TEXT IN. AND THEY READ IT. AND GO 'HOLY SHIT THATS HYSTERICAL'
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