#divorce-quotes

[thepersonalwords]

LOVE IS A FLOWERTreat your relationshipAs if you are growingThe most beautiful sacred flower.Keep watering it,Tend to the roots,And always make sureThe petals are full of colorAnd are never curling.Once you neglect your plant,It will die,As will your relationship.

Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

[crowleys-hips]

[goodomensbutwrong]

Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[radvelvetcakez]

Lucifer: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Charlie: Alastor almost died. Lucifer: That... was my favorite memory.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Bill: (trying to get Ford to take him back)

(Name): (picks Ford up like a sack of potatoes) Oops, got your man! Shoulda treated him right, now he with a real (redacted), he loves it over here!

Ford: Yeah, I love it over here!

(Name): You want him back? Too damn bad!

[angie-words]

I'm at a bit of an impasse with my writing at the moment, so I'm making memes to share the love/break people's hearts (I'm sorry about 4 & 5. Not really, but pretend I am)

[coldemergency]

Voldemort: Harry, I need you to give me my snake back

Harry: No! It’s my weekend, we have shared custody!

Voldemort: Nagini is not your child, she is a highly intelligent, extremely terrifying and deadly creature-

Nagini: boop the snoot

Harry: Aww, who’s my little danger noodle?

Voldemort:

Voldemort: What have you done to her

[prettybabyimblue]

What a pair

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lucifer: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Alastor: Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Lucifer: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHARLIE WITH ME! Charlie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[idliketobeatree]

incorrect good omens part 1/?

[ineffablyruined]

Good Omens + Bad Jokes (6/?)

Made as part of the Angst War over at @goodomensafterdark

[crowleys-hips]

based on this thread

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.

Crowley, holding back tears: Don’t….Don’t you mean it’s inevitable?

Aziraphale, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world’s worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not.

[cod-dump]

Price: We're the only two people on this planet that doesn't think we're married

Nik: We don't think we're not? We both KNOW we're not

Price: I'm beginning to have my doubts...

Nik: Don’t tell me I have to convince you too...

Price: The only difference between us and other married people is that we can't even get a divorce

Nik: We get married now and I can start the divorce proceedings in the morning!

Price: Why Nikolai this is so sudden...

Nik:

[hisbucky]

Chris: You. Tommy: ...Me? Chris, shaking his head: I thought you were cool once. Never again. Tommy: Wha-what did I do? Chris: Of all the things you had to do, you really had to muck up all the progress I've made with getting my dad to ask Buck out! Tommy: Say what now? Chris: You better make my other dad happy, because I've got crutches and I'm not afraid to use them! Tommy, blinking aggressively: ...What.

[angie-words]

I'm glad so many folks enjoy these meme posts 😊 Going to be cutting down to doing these twice a week so they a) don't become too much and b) so I can spend some more time on writing fic 🙌

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