#divorce-quotes

[thepersonalwords]

LOVE IS A FLOWERTreat your relationshipAs if you are growingThe most beautiful sacred flower.Keep watering it,Tend to the roots,And always make sureThe petals are full of colorAnd are never curling.Once you neglect your plant,It will die,As will your relationship.

Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

[poempoetryandmore]

[crowleys-hips]

[goodomensbutwrong]

Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[hiiisorryimlate]

Jayce: Hold on Mel, you're also sleeping with Viktor?

Mel: Of course I- wait... what do you mean also.

*Both look at Viktor*

Viktor: I thought we were all aware of this arrangement... but I seem to have been mistaken

[radvelvetcakez]

Lucifer: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Charlie: Alastor almost died. Lucifer: That... was my favorite memory.

[rainydropz]

challenge: talk about your feelings without waiting 6000 years and without going through a divorce after you finally confessed your love even though you weren't even dating (gone wrong)

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Bill: (trying to get Ford to take him back)

(Name): (picks Ford up like a sack of potatoes) Oops, got your man! Shoulda treated him right, now he with a real (redacted), he loves it over here!

Ford: Yeah, I love it over here!

(Name): You want him back? Too damn bad!

[angie-words]

Slightly angsty one beneath the cut!

Fingers crossed you've all recovered from the absolute joy that was DT presenting at the BAFTAs (his kilt is going to fuel a lot of fanfics). Now if we could just see Michael again...

I'm off to have a nice day out with my partner - hope you all have a restful day too 💜

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Angst below!

[coldemergency]

Voldemort: Harry, I need you to give me my snake back

Harry: No! It’s my weekend, we have shared custody!

Voldemort: Nagini is not your child, she is a highly intelligent, extremely terrifying and deadly creature-

Nagini: boop the snoot

Harry: Aww, who’s my little danger noodle?

Voldemort:

Voldemort: What have you done to her

[prettybabyimblue]

[tremordusk]

Agatha: my ex won’t leave me alone

Señor Scratchy: *nuzzling into Agatha’s chest*

Agatha: She thinks she can bring me back with flowers, apologies and damn good sex…

Señor Scratchy: *wiggles out of her grasp*

Agatha: Where are you going?

Señor Scratchy: * is already halfway down the hall* *enters room*

Rio’s voice can be overheard: Why doesn’t she want me?

Agatha, in the hallway: That traitor…he’s playing both sides—

(Part 1)

Part 1, Part 2

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.

Crowley, holding back tears: Don’t….Don’t you mean it’s inevitable?

Aziraphale, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world’s worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not.

[crowleys-hips]

based on this thread

[hurtspideyparker]

stevetony divorce but it isn't a huge devastating betrayal so they have to keep being awkward coworkers who are always arguing afterwards

Steve: Can you please listen for once

Tony: Oh I don't know, can you be honest for once

Steve: We've been over this, that was a personal error. It won't impact my professional judgement so we—

Tony: La la la la liar liar pants on fire

Steve: Oh real mature. This is why things didn't work out, you can't communicate to save your life. Get your fingers out of your ears

Tony: Oh here comes the orders again, can't go one day without telling me what to do

Steve: I swear to god I'm going to come over there if you don't mature in the next five seconds

Tony: *sticks his tongue out*

Steve: THAT'S IT

*Steve chasing Tony around meeting room table*

Clint: Wow. This is way worse now that it isn't foreplay

Natasha: Maybe they can beat the tension out of each other instead

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lucifer: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Alastor: Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Lucifer: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHARLIE WITH ME! Charlie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.