#demon master post

[cultivateme]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Me, staring at mxtx side ships that aren’t canon and are apparently straight: if not gay why gay shaped??

[endless-nightshift]

The scale of MXTX characters hand writing from Worst to Best

Hua Cheng: literally intelligible, those basically aren't even words any.

Wei wuxian: the equivalent of a sleep deprived adhd stem student notes right before an exam. Technically legible but only to him, people who know him really well.

Luo Binghe: it's good. Not outstanding but Nicely legible, pretty when it needs to be.

Shen Qingqiu: technically there's nothing wrong with his hand writing, but His writing is too modern for the Xianxia settings he's living in and although it's not too much of a problem it's definitely enough to make peoples eyebrow raise.

Xie Lian: stunningly beautiful calligraphy. Truly just art in written form.

Lan wangji: the most beautiful and technically perfect hand writing you have everything seen. Calligraphy teachers weap with joy when they see his writing.

[heavenb3nt]

I think spy’s big finish being called “inner demons” is really funny. What do you mean “inner”. Everyone is aware of your demons. You actively make you demons everyone else’s problem. Your demons have killed billions. Those are outer demons

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Guilliman's Soup

"Look, I'm not going to harm any of you, not unless it involves stuffing Guilliman in a room without his....." Fulgrim trails off, the demon prince's lower half coiling in discomfort as he stares at the abomination that bubbled within the pot. It smelled distinctly of both Mjød and cigarettes, appearing as something that Fulgrim was uncertain if even a Nurgling would eat. He certainly wouldn't. Actually he doesn't think any Slaaneshi demon is depraved enough to even attempt to make such a thing. He shakes his head. "Will I be allowed to help?" Calgar, who was certainly not at all expecting to see the demon prince of excess himself at the entrance to the Imperial palace, couldn't decide if this was a good thing or a bad thing. On one hand it meant that his primarch wasn't affected by any chaos god, if even Slaanesh was getting involved; on the other, did he really want to accept the help of a demon prince? Especially one that is well.... Calgar sighs deeply, "Fine, you might actually be a good deterrent to Dante anyway. He's been a pain in the ass" "Who is-" Fulgrim doesn't get to finish his sentence as a very old marine of what appears to be of the blood angel's chapter is shooed away by a serf with a broom, wacking the marine's shins with it as he hisses like an angry goose. Fulgrim has his answer on who Dante is but is now even further confused, "I thought Blood Angels were supposed to be noble?" "I'm hoping the soup will kill me" Dante helpfully responds which has the demon prince blinking in utter shock, because what the fuck happened to Sanguinius' sons!? Another Ultramarine, this one apparently named Cato is crawling on his hands and knees out of the room where Dante came from, coughing and generally being a rather sad sight with the stench of both vomit and the abominable liquid upon his breath. Slaanesh, who just briefly decided to turn her head towards whatever the fuck her demon prince was doing, vomits and mutters 'I can't believe none of this was Nurgle's idea; he actually wants the fucking recipe!'. Needless to say, Fulgrim doesn't really want to know what's exactly in that pot. Instead he dryly says "I'm amazed this hasn't summoned anything other then myself..." Calgor sighs "No, it has, there's the Sanguinor, and it's currently being kept back by some Sister of Silence out of fear that it's going to beat Dante to death with a sandle. Personally I'm not fond of trying to explain to the blood angels that we didn't kill their chapter master; it was the soul of Sanguinius, himself, that ended his life. I can't see that going too well...And Cato, please stop eating father's soup." "But-" "No buts or I'm throwing you into the same room as the Sanguinor" That stopped any more protests out of Cato who shuddered at the very idea of confronting the very angry warp spirit that was half of mind to possess someone.

The sound of what Fulgrim could still recognize after all these years as a very angry Leman Russ can be heard in the distance yelling "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO WITH MY FUCKING MJOD, ROBOUTE!?" This was going to be a long and terrible process, Fulgrim just knows it. ____ This short story was inspired by a convo between myself and @moociaoafterdark on this post.

[scliffe]

There are some moments like these where it’s painfully apparent that Ciel is just a thirteen year old child. He has a sweet tooth, and he likes to drink his tea and milk with honey… he’s so cute that it’s painful to see.

I think Ciel’s age plays a (somewhat) big role in how his relationship with Sebastian turns out. It’s both cute and sad; he lost his family at such a young age, and most of the care he’s received—and allowed himself to receive—since then comes from the demon who is waiting patiently to eat his soul. He’s been with Sebastian since he was ten—he hasn’t even lost all his milk teeth yet back then. It’s inevitable for such a young child to be compelled to depend on his caretaker—even if Sebastian was also completely out of depth and inexperienced in taking care of a human child; he is still Ciel’s primary caretaker and the only one who knows all of Ciel’s secrets and vulnerabilities.

With Sebastian being a demon, one could expect him to try to manipulate and foster unhealthy dependence with such a young child—and honestly, I am not crossing this possibility off the book either, what’s with Ciel not even knowing how to dress himself (I’m not sure how common this is amongst 13 year old filthy rich Victorian era nobility, but the kids in Weston seem to be doing fine without a live-in butler)—logically speaking, he’s probably one of the worst choices for anyone to depend on.

And yet, I think it’s precisely because Sebastian is a demon that Ciel allows himself to depend on Sebastian; because Ciel knows exactly what Sebastian wants, and he’s already agreed to give Sebastian what he wants. Ciel has a deep distrust on human nature; humans are fickle and have no scruples about lying. Humans can change, just see how quickly Elizabeth and everyone else change their attitude on him after they figured out he wasn’t who they thought he was. Humans cannot be counted on. Sebastian, on the other hand, is bound by their contract and has laid his cards on the table. Ciel can’t *trust* him, but Ciel can count on him to remain by his side—until Ciel gives him what he wants eventually. So Ciel can “trust” him—or more like trust the contract—and depend on Sebastian to some degree.

I think with Ciel’s naturally suspicious personality, if Ciel had been a young adult or at least a few years older; he might have been more wary and distant towards Sebastian, and Sebastian too would be less required to care for his master to this degree—but Ciel just happens to be at the age where he still needs a lot of care. Due to this vulnerability, Sebastian might have started out looking down on this little crybaby master; but Ciel surprisingly shows an undeterred perseverance that Sebastian has never seen on any master before him.

The two of them; a young child who has been rendered incapable of trusting any human, and a starving demon who is left in awe by the unexpected strength of his little master; form a strange, unlikely, and unique connection.

[sirlancenotalot]

team demon fucker (as @homoangel put it)

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Corey Feldman

[spark-river]

Mammon - Don't bully yourself

Headcanon/ Scenario:

Mammon used to make a lot of self-deprecating jokes and genuinely displayed a lot of self hatred.

His brothers still bullied and teased him but whenever he would say something that agreed with their words (= was mean against himself) they would step in. He got aggressively reassured by most of them often enough that he has toned it down. He knows his family loves him and doesn't want him to actually feel miserable. It didn't solve the underlying problem but it still helped.

[greeniegaes]

I’ve been thinking about omegaverse WangXian AU and I’m so not normal about it

Basically, WWX was always known as a beta by people around him, constantly hiding his scent and on such heavy suppressors he’d practically never have a heat. When the Wens take all of the young cultivators/clan heirs or whatever he no longer has access to that kind of stuff and it’s only so long before the medication’s effect goes away.

In the big carnivorous turtle cave he can feel his omega-ness slowly come back so he’s desperate to get out away from all the young alphas and betas he’s surrounded by. Things go as cannon and only him and LWJ are left in the cave and LWJ??? Well he’s not doing too well, neither of them are with their fevers, being stuck in a cave alone and pheromones- oh yea LWJ is in rut too lol

So they do their do in the cave, escaping out and then WWX runs off after making the other man swear he’s not gonna tell anyone that WWX is an omega.

During the attack on Lotus Pier WQ pulls WWX aside asking if he knows about the kit in his womb. WWX, freaking out about it swears her to secrecy. He’s been… kinda aware about it over the month or two that’s past, but just used his high level of cultivation to just keep it in a dormant state.

When he gives JC his core such a thing isn’t an option. He doesn’t want his child to live during a time of war so he promises himself to end the war against the Wens before his birth.

He levels up his demotic cultivation at way faster of a pace, easily out numbering any bad Wen troops, cutting off the supply lines, anything to get an advantage. His tactics are often called brutal, disgusting but most of the Sunshot doesn’t care because whoever is doing it is on their side.

Keeps following cannon but now LWJ has just a totally weird feeling in his gut all the time. He swears he can feel WWX’s emotions, the stress, the fear, the agony all of it. When he finally lays eyes on who he knows is WWX as the man takes down WC and he can’t help but feel relief. Relief that after nine months (WWX froze his pregnancy for like two months so he’s about eight and half along) he’s finally able to see the man he’s fallen in love with, that he spent a rut with while the man was in heat.

WWX doesn’t acknowledge him.

He doesn’t even really acknowledge JC, his little shidi who’s so excited to see him again. WWX remains quiet, a large cloak wrapped over his whole body

Instead of properly interacting with his friends he instead asks when their plan to attack the nightless city is (he has less then two months, and by god he wants peace of mind that his child won’t be born in a war). He lets them take him to the war camp, discussing with the leaders like LXC and NMJ to move the battle forward, saying that he can balance out the sides.

They agree and that’s that.

At the final battle WWX holds up the tiger sigil, controlling more undead then he ever has. He watches as the rest of the tyrannical Wens get torn apart, their army in ruins before NMJ takes their leader’s head. Some of them still fight, and in a blaze of glory WWX destroys the tiger sigil, creating a bright light that takes out more of the Wen’s army, any of the roaming undead and himself.

LWJ feels his blood go cold. He can’t feel WWX suddenly. He canthecanthecant.

Where did his omega go?

Back in Yiling WWX falls to the ground, any last remains of his power, spiritual or demonic finally shredded into pieces. WQ helps him recuperate, Wen Yuan at his bed side as he looks up.

It’s then and there WWX smiles as he promises himself a normal life, patting A-Yuan’s head and scenting him like he’s his own kit.

Two years later.

LWJ feels lost, constantly wandering around for something, any sign of WWX. He’s looking at hair ribbons in a market outside of Yiling, a beautiful red ribbon with lotuses embroidered in it. He jolts as he feels a hold on his leg, looking down curiously.

“Baba?” The little kid asks, no more then two years old. A six year old huffs as he goes over, bowing his head in apology to LWJ.

“Sorry Mister, my brother gets confused.�� Wei Yuan huffs, pulling his younger brother away. LWJ sucks a breath in as he looks at the young toddler, tan skin, enchanting yellow eyes, perfectly straight hair except with the tips granted a slight curl.

There’s no denying this is a Lan child, just from looks alone, but the scent surrounding both of the children? That’s something LWJ had smelt once, trapped in the cave in the throes of passion with his mate.

Wei Wuxian. Wei Ying is alive.

A young looking man pulls the children away before LWJ can say anything. The man picks up the two year old and gently holds him in his arms, the six year old grabbing onto the man’s leg, still glaring at the alpha.

“Sorry about that, sir.” A soft voice rumbles with a chuckle, freezing as he looks up at LWJ for the first time.

[yumemiruuuu]

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng’s drunk and he’s been flirting with a tree for 20 minutes.

Wei Wuxian: Update, he’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.

Jiang Cheng: (storming off) YOU’RE ALL THE SAME!!!

Wei Wuxian: I think he got rejected lol

[aceofturtles]

Day 7: Doll

See you guys with my next dbdatober prompt on day 12! (Hopefully)

What are you guys making?? I'd love to see these prompts get some more attention.

[phrysic]

i think this has been said before albeit i havent seen it yet but: both meg and ruby vessels switching from blondies to dark-hair has to mean something.

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

Why are jc stans so proud to be his defender??! Lmao I mean it's hilarious whenever I come across a post like that cuz' you're basically defending a guy who is despised by all, is rightfully hated by women in canon, is a misogynist, is a homophobe, is ungrateful af, is a bitter, petty sore loser who is forever jealous, he is a abuser, he sucks at leading his clan, he sucks at just being a decent person, he plays the victim card (and people fall for it smh), he is never referred by his courtesy name(aside from lwj), he has no friends cuz of his own terrible personality, he has no charms, he is impulsive and acts irrationally in anger and the list could go on and on lol. There are only very few rare moments where I would say he did something good lol.

There are characters like jiang yanli which shows you that to be loved and respected you don't have to be powerful or an over the top extraordinary individual, you just have to be a good person, someone who refuses to mistreat others, someone who stands up against injustice and supports and defends their loved ones without any selfish intent.

And jiang cheng is none of the above sure he loved his family, his nephew and would die for them but that love was conditional and selfish, it was toxic and demanding.

[onnahu]

Nighthunts with The Juniors

On the joint nighthunt of Lan and Jin (and Ouyang Zizhen - he's here unofficialy. His dad does not know.) They run into an unrestful spirit of a young man. Because the best thing to do with a spirit is to liberate it, they fund out what that spirit want. It turns out he had 'never kissed a maiden in his life and he cannot move forward without it', so now he hunts the world in the search of a beautiful girl that will kiss him.

All the female desciples caterogically said no at the idea, and one even kicked Jin Ling when he suggested they do it. (She also kicked Jingyi when he agreed with Jin Ling).

Boys were scared and left the idea. Some of them just wanted to give up and supress the ghost, but little Lans were all like 'it's unethical' and they had to figure out something else.

It was Ouyang Zizhen that suggested crossdressing. He proposed Jin Ling. When Jin Ling shouted ant him that if it's such a great idea he himself should disguise as a girl, Zizhen was all like 'sorry, but my jaw is too musculine'. (Is it? Who's to know. Nobody argued bc Zizhen is actually the only one who knows what shit like that means. The girls were having a blast with it and gave him their full support.)

Jin Ling said that if he was to dress up, he wouldn't do it alone and Jingyi had to do it too. Jingyi tried to argue, but the girls were still pissed at him and said 'if you wanted us to do it you can do it yourself'.

That's how Jingyi and Jin Ling ended up dressed up as maidens and the ghost was so happy at the whole two girls that he didn't look to close.

Jingyi tried to get Sizhui to join them but A-Yuan is no pushover so they're on their own.

The ghost was successfully liberated (by two kisses bc none of them agreed to do it without the other) and they went back to their homes.

Wei Wuxian laughed himself sick and said 'well you both kissed the same guy so it's like an undirect kiss between you two' and made Jin Ling cry. Jingyi panicked and went on a spiral of 'do i have to marry him now???'

Ouyang Zizhen was soooo proud of himself.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

MC: *Watching Beel stretch before working out* I wonder what it would be like to have his thighs around my head.

Satan: I think It’ll sound like a horse running over a watermelon.

MC: Promise?

Basically taken from @blackopals-world blog