#delulus

[springs-hurts]

The only right answer uh

A thing that probably Actually Happened™: Someone asks the Marauders which one of their friends they would sleep with and Peter squeaks nervously, Remus says, “I’m not answering that,” and James goes, “Sirius,” at the same time that Sirius goes, “James.” 

[clairehadenough]

I suppose it’s called blind rage for a reason.

Imagine spending your Halloween night looking online at all the hotels of a city to see if one of them could maybe remotely look like the background of a video.

Not only is it sad, it’s also not even true.

I hadn’t realised that rage made you actually blind.

Nothing in these photos matches Chris’ video. The windows are different, the curtains are different, the wall is different…. And in the hotel room, there’s a desk and a chair UNDER the TV. So had he been there, the TV wouldn’t have been in the background, the bed would have. Because the way CapT is trying to make it look, Chris would have had to be sitting cross legged on the bed, facing the pillows (🤣) for the TV to be seen behind him. Also the hotel room is way bigger.

In conclusion the man was in his trailer waiting to be called for shooting again. Also, that shirt probably goes with the suit we saw him wearing in his scene with Salma from that Greek morning show.

So nothing new, they were just trying to have their gotcha moment (but failed of course) And that’s because they know they’re in for a difficult few days for all the premieres and press he’s going to show up to with his ring on, thus making them look like the lying, always-wrong, desperate delulus again.

Happy November everybody 🎉

[jannadecierto0824]

My top songs of last month 🪽

Guilty as Sin? Is definetly my favorite in TTPD. It just hits. 😭 The 2nd chorus-like-I didn't expect another "I Can See You" moment.

[pacificovertures]

admire my lizard

[doctortwhohiddles]

In today's edition of Same Shit Different Fandom, here's an excerpt from a word salad written by a Delulu who says she doesn't know much about PR and then went to prove she knows fuck all about PR:

I'm sure those familiar with the Cumberbatch septics are having a very strong déjà vu feeling after reading this. They do the same with his publicist. Who also happens to be a woman. Surely, that's not a coincidence. I don't remember Luke Windsor, Tom's publicist, getting the same kind of reactions.

One thing all tinhaters have in common is to always, always blame the women in their fav's circle. Always. It's the agent, the publicist, the mother, etc. It's never the men who are responsible, just the women. And then the tinhaters keep saying they're not sexist 🙄.

[icreatedthisblogjusttotroll]

So now the Associated Press and the White House are in on this supposed “PR relationship?”

Wow.

Chris Evans must be more powerful than we even knew.

Or is it the secret cabal that is making him do this?

For what gain, again?

[aplacebetweensleepandawake]

Fans of Alex that just want him to be miserable in his personal life and in his job. Wow. Such fans.

[sxtaep]

It's okay to be delusional 🙂 as a matter of fact aren't we all💀

ykw you’re right.

we’re all delusional in our own little way ��

[disgustedlyscattereddd]

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

[poltoreveur]

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

[clairehadenough]

Hi

Bye

[kik1draws]

I feel like it would definitely be them lol🤧

[landoslastnerve]

there's a split second in the honda odyssey scene where deadpool has wolverine pinned down on the back seats and like, stabs him in the ribs, blood splattering everywhere, and mr jackman decided that exact moment, face bloodied, is the perfect moment to make the most delighted million watt we're-having-fantastic-hate-sex face that i just. i have genuinely watched gay porn less erotic than this

[clairehadenough]

Friendly reminder that no celebrity has to stay single just so his fans can keep fantasizing about him. That celebrities do not need their "fans" approval when chosing a partner. That self-insert Mary-Sue fan fics are just that, fiction. Most actors will end up with an another actor, not a barrista or a librairian.

Unless your under 16, being sad and hurt that a stranger got married is not a normal reaction. And throwing insults, making up lies and harassing people over it is even worse.

Being a fan of someone does not give you a say in their personal life. Ever. Celebrities are not your friends, they're not family, they are strangers. Stop acting like they owe you something. They don't.

[sonny-angel-444-diva-cup]