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calciferstims · 2 years ago

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OMG congrats on graduating!!

Thank you!!!! :)

#ask box #currently in the process of painting my nails the color of our rival school as my final fuck you to my snobby ass school #WAIT I SHOULD HAVE ONLY PAINTED THE MIDDLE FINGER BLUE AND THE REST RED THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY #damn. too late now.

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egophiliac · 6 months ago

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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #unique magic posters #this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion #i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind #i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins #(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing #perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong #my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something #bootstrap paradox be damned #i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now #idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me #he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics #too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔

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vellichorom · 2 months ago

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can you put that out on me

#uwu art #Soul Eater #Soul Eater fanart #Dr Stein #Dr. Stein #Franken Stein #Dr. Franken Stein #Dr Franken Stein #walking in years late with starbucks & pushing a frappuchino into the hands of a dusty skeleton #so i finished soul eater ( the anime ) with skele & am now reading the manga...... poses #he should have been more diseased & unnatural looking for having dissected himself before c'mon #I FEEL LIKE I AM SO EXCRUTIATINGLY LATE TO THE PARTY WITH THE FANDOMS I GET INTO. & I MEAN I AM #but in the way of fandoms that were super big on tumblr / the internet in mid 2012. & then i get into the men everyone wanted too #LIKE DAMN I MISSED THE ACTIVE ERA. COME BACK GET WORSE #nevertheless i want to eat his cigarette & let him come find it i'm sure i'm the only one who's ever had that thought about him #YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO STOP FALLING FOR MORALLY DUBIOUS ANIME DOCTORS I REALLY WOULD ( i am lying )

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clownsuu · 2 years ago

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I give you an

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Also I stole this ask just so I can post this fuggin weirdo I made smhh (I raise from the dead just to post an oc again LMAOAOAOAO)

Hopefully this will be my last one in a long while I can live with 7 fuggin wh characters HHFHFUDJSNKSSJ- well- technically 8 if you include Betsy-

But to keep it (somewhat) short and sweet- my loser- a ye ol Milkman- Zachary Milksop (chronically lactose intolerant) and Betsy (a lil mascot moo sentient puppet)

Another character made almost spur in the moment again (like Mari) though thankfully not another bUG, but just some average human smhh. He’s a really simple guy, a loser, is as interesting as normal milk— he’s just the ye ol milkman who delivers you that gud shid smhh— enjoyer of the finer things in life (lunchables). A lil flirty and charming (in possibly the cringiest way possible) however he doesn’t really seem to pick up anyone besides the local cows that constantly harass him (and eats his pants). He enjoys watching them though, from v e r y m u c h afar——

hes just kinda, “that guy”

Also Betsy- a very sweet woman! She always greets everyone and has the friendliest extroverted personality ever! Always the type to bring (albeit tiny) gifts for her favorite neighbors and always leads when talking to anyone. Not like she would allow Zach to say anything anyway, she hates his polyester guts (and only him smhh)

#HOPEFULLY #h O p e fu l ly #Last oc in a while I am too tired to make another one in the spur of the moment again JDHCGDDH #I’m trying to rest damn it LMAO #But also doesn’t help that iv been feeling like absolute garbage lately #Last night specially- I just couldn’t sleep for the life of me- I was so upset and disheartened-#Dw I’m a lot better today- just still feelin a lil hollow #But anyway!#a loser 😔💔🥄🥄 iv been wanting to make a painfully dumb human character since iv made Dusty #But nOOOOOOOOO I MADE EVERYTHING EL S E #Now iv basically made every version of characters iv been wanting to make-#So now I can finally be at e a s e -#Welcome home #welcome home oc #Also hopefully that will actually motivate me to draw welcome home content again LDNHDJDDJDJ been severely l a c k I n’#Zachary Milksop & Betsy #They share a tag 💔🥄🥄

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theythemmer · 19 days ago

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Parted from me and never parted. Never and always touching and touched.

#rant incoming #this is the longest i have spent on a piece in . i have genuinely no idea #this started out w me just doing a rough painting of the ta’al and then i was like . well damn now i wanna draw jim #and then when i was almost finished jim i was like . ever since i first saw this movie almost 12 years ago i have wanted to do a rendition-#- of this scene . but have never had the artistic skill to execute it how i wanted #so was like fuck it. guess we doing spock now #and then i agonised over logging and details and skin tones and fkn Fingerprints for days if not weeks #anyway all that to say #i put a lot of time and effort into this bc this movie is so dear to me #as are those two #and i am really proud of myself for finally doing this. i’ve wanted to for over a decade now . rlly nice personal win 4 me :))#anyway on another note heaven iowa by fob is jim’s song and you can argue with the wall!#ok yapping done time for a stupid amount of tags apologies in advance #star trek aos #aos spirk #aos kirk #aos spock #spirk #star trek #jim kirk #spock #how many tags does jim even have oh god #captain kirk #james t kirk #stid #star trek into darkness #star trek fanart #is there an official trekkie art tag or no i stay relatively out of the community bc i have imposter syndrome #god this is too much text it’s too late for this shit if i’m forgetting something im sorry ok gn hope this doesn’t completely flop lol #edit: JUST FOUND OUT VULCANS CANONICALLY HAVE TWO EYELIDS BRO I JUST ADDED THEM BC I THOUGHT IT MADE SENSE FOR THE DESERT KITTY PLSSSSSS

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art-killed-the-superstar · 10 months ago

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happy pride month from the year 2105!

#turtletitanshipping #tmnt #turtle titan #turtle titan ii #michelangelo #ive been soooooo just. busy / bad health / stress from work killing my will to draw lately #but i swore i would draw smth for them for pride and so here i am. now take the damn theo in glitter pants #i have ideas for the rest of the fam + cody and serling + xanthy having pride interactions too but who knows if i will draw them or not lol #is this piece too busy?? probably. but it was fun to draw

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what-bot · 3 months ago

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I rewatched Tron Legacy and for some reason I remembered the portal as opening and closing on its own once a cycle, but apparently that’s not what happens?

The movie implies that it opens when a User comes in, closes after 8 ‘hours’, then NEVER opens again? It just…closes forever until he returns from outside?

And Kevin’s plan in that event seems to have been to page Alan and be like “yeah so I borrowed your wife’s portal into the digital world and made my own universe, and I got too into building a new city with the program homies so I was late getting out and the portal like closed on me and now I’m trapped in my computer forever unless someone logs in and releases me. Can you come pick me up”

Yeah that sounds like him

Tron in the flashback telling him “I don’t like when you cut it this close” gave me secondhand stress after realising it

#kevin flynn #the man ever #tron legacy #tron betrayal #tronblr #also who tf only stays for eight ingame hours? Unless he means eight real hours which should be longer #Imagining him going ‘damn I want to stay longer but my own doofus rules prevent it’#*takes a ship across literally the entire Grid just to log out and back in again*#‘why did I set it up this way what is wrong with me. Oh well too late to change it now’#how do you explain that over a pager #how good is a pager can you text someone with it #*googles* ok some of them you can #Kevin: ALAN HELP STUCK IN COMPUTER #Alan: what does this mean is this a typo #Kevin: REPEAT AM STUCK IN COMPUTER. PUT A COIN IN THE TRON MACHINE AND LOG IN #Alan: *siiiiggghhh*#Alan: Ok I’ll play along with whatever this is. But only because you said this is for emergencies.#Alan: How do you get stuck IN a computer anyway? You better not be doing what I think you’re doing

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 1 year ago

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potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

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who-ah · 1 month ago

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Something something Albus egging on Karmor to fess up to Hipswitch all the time because he couldn’t do that with Faith

#AHA NOW ITS TOO LATE #DAMN YOU ALBUS OF YORKUS #AUHHH FREE HIM #im so sick of him #hes my brother #AUH FUHHS #good boy audios bvz #gba karmor #good boy audios #gba albus #gba hipswitch #cape buddies #cape buddies is now what m gonna use for em

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francy-sketches · 2 years ago

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world's evilest middle schooler

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #joffrey baratheon #my art #guys um idk how to tell you this...I amputated his emo fringe #t'was annoying to draw #and his siblings' too...it WAS just a phase after all 😔#its ok ive kept a lil strand of hair there. as an homage #unironically why ive been drawing their show vers lately i didnt know how 2 break the news. lol jk its also bc its fun #but damn its been a while. ok ig he was in the pmv but i drew those frames a while ago it doesnt count #n also ive changed his design a lil bit. he's slightly more 🔺 now. and he's got eyeliner

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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it's been a little bit but i gotta say. that diary of a wimpy kid punchline was SO GOOD. like you /told us/ that the first two were a set up for a joke and yet it still landed absolutely perfectly. like. /wow/ i was CACKLING and i still giggle a little whenever i think about it. just phenomenal execution

Comedy comes in threes, and sometimes that means two great high fives before slapping a diary of a wimpy kid crossover in your hand.

#ask #Another deeply healing ask that restored my energy that I am now releasing into the world.#Thank you very much - I *was* working hard to make it all come together and it means a lot to hear that it *worked*#By the way it is never too late to tell an artist you liked something they did. It always hits hard in a good way.#The fancomic I based the scene from is heartbreaking - but out of context? Hilarious.#Both Greg and Lan Wangji are so damn desperate and putting themselves into situations they normally never would.#They're also both down so bad for someone they repeatedly rejected in the past and now are facing that same rejection.#What I'm saying is. I think Wei Wuxian could have pulled off Zoo-wee-mama.#I think Rowley could have redefined ghost cultivation and done necromancy.#Hey by the way; if your fingers weren't crossed until now: Cheese touch be upon ye.

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britcision · 10 months ago

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Regular reminder that sudden and severe weight loss is a pretty serious sign that something is very, very wrong

#weight #weight loss #brought to you by the realisation today that my hips are currently smaller than my fucking waist usually is #it’s summer and i’ve been walking the hill a lil more but damn that’s not fucking good #and before anyone even THINKS ‘i wish i had this problem’ i guarantee you do not #cuz it comes from 2 hour bathroom trips that are screamingly painful #and the arbitrary inability to eat literally anything #which often crops up right before i sit down to eat something #and i mean i can wait it out and eat late but it’s really goddamn annoying #and none of my goddamn clothes fit AGAIN i’m way out of even my smallest stuff #my broke ass is not buying new shit and if i make any cosplay to fit me now it’ll be way too small when i’m back in remission 😤#gotta get the goddamn meal replacement shakes again and see if i can process those #they are GROSS #gym bros are lying to you #they all suck #and i need to do em along with regular meals cuz i’m not gonna get enough from either #luckily i also have chronically low blood pressure so frenchfries are medicinal on both levels #this may also explain my resting heartrate being around 120bpm in my opinion #but no one’s ever really discussed it

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camelspit · 1 year ago

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sorry i cant be the only one who thought keefes comment about lady belva having a crush on him was a joke. like completely unserious untrue hes just saying that to sound cooler or whatever. please.

#i just!! think its being taken too literally!!#i think there was a scene where he had to dance with her in detention? but also #that could either be a “ok youre not paying attention so come show the class how its done” type thing #or a. she has to dance with someone to demonstrate and has probably danced with multiple other kids.#im just bringing it up bc ive seen it mentioned a lot lately and ive never considered it to be literal.#i havent read the books in a while so maybe theres a really damning quote i missed!#but for now i am a belva is probably not that bad truther #kotlc

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vargaslovinghours · 2 months ago

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