#they are GROSS

[britcision]

Regular reminder that sudden and severe weight loss is a pretty serious sign that something is very, very wrong

[livingasaghost]

sometimes i forget that i’m hyper-evolved now as an aroace person who’s been out for a while bc some old person will ask me a question about my “love life” or i’ll make some kind of comment about how i’m not dating anyone and don’t want to date anyone and the other person will just be utterly shocked and won’t know what to do with me…meanwhile internally it’s such an inherent part of who i am and who my friends know me as that i have no clue how to respond when someone says “what is wrong with men these days! they’re crazy! they should be lining up to date you!!”

[forsworned]

AND LET ME SAY THIS: GET THE FUCK OFF OF THOSE GODDAMN DATING APPS GIRL BECAUSE THE REAL MEN AREN'T AMONG THOSE HEATHENS AND YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE WORTHY THAN TO BE BREADCRUMBED WAITING FOR HIS TEXT FOR HOURS ON END AND WORST OF ALL THEY HIDE BEHIND THEIR PHONE SCREENS BECAUSE THEYRE TOO PUSSY TO APPROACH YOU IN PERSON AND THEY THINK THAT THEYRE THE PRIZE

[fulltimeinternethomo]

beautiful💚✨

[theside-b]

PERFECT PROPOSE's Kaneko Shunya and Nomura Kouta

[miz-orque]

This is an anti-raspberry blog.

[org4n-failur3]

Hamburgers taste good

You must be American.

[learningtosmelltheroses]

Every time a photo of TZ goes viral on twitter I see the meme "vidas solteiras importam" that means "single lives matter" cause they are grossly in love 😂😂😂

[rosegoldtkachuk]

Do not lie to us Matthew.. you do not like the jerseys

[theoddsideofme]

Bananas are poisonous.

[subversivecynic]

"I hope they give him colloidal silver until he turns purple and goes insane. I want to see him do the full hatter as a speed run." Bc that's the only value royals have, is as entertainment -

-my spouse, who is absolutely correct

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[psalacanthea]

to all my period-having buds in the US, make sure you delete that shit