#queen Elizabeth ii definitely killed puppies as a dog breeder

[subversivecynic]

"I hope they give him colloidal silver until he turns purple and goes insane. I want to see him do the full hatter as a speed run." Bc that's the only value royals have, is as entertainment -

-my spouse, who is absolutely correct

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.