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Get warm with papa

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)

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holding hands with mama

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its crazy to me when people say they cant understand cat body language cause maybe its the ambigous neurodivergence in me but i find them easier to understand than people. they literally come with a rumble feature to let you know theyre happy. i wish i had that.

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my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

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I really like this apple trend, so of course, I had to quickly draw it with Shadowgast✨

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Regular reminder for all my 19-25yos out there that there is actually never ever any point in your life where you have to stop liking things and become a Boring Adult

You’re also not magically going to turn into a predator unless you, y’know, do actual predatory shit

Talking to the same exact people as last year ain’t predatory shit unless you were already a problem

(And yeah people have gotten worse about this but it’s been dumbass since forever

you can imagine how incredibly pissed my friend was way back in the day when she was 15 and her bf turned 19 and began agonizing if he should end their 18-month relationship and asked her to wait until she turned 19 too

The actual final breakup was over something else but let’s just say none of us had much sympathy)

You are never going to wake up one morning and magically be a completely new person; you gotta put effort into that shit

Luckily, you can also start literally whenever you want to so don’t wait until you can legally vote either

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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize

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are you fucking kidding me

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Okay so listen we know Brucie has explained away some of the more obvious cuts and bruises from his nightwork away to the press just by saying “rough sex” if anyone asked

And he totally probably tried to stop immediately the second Dick came onto the scene and into earshot

But

Dick is an observant lad

Dick probably saw a few interviews

A well-meaning reporter asks this bright and chipper eleven-year-old where he got some scabs on his hands at a party

Probably assuming the answer will be something like “climbing a tree” or “I fell down”

Baby Dick gives that megawatt smile and, before Bruce can catch him, chirps “rough sex”

And that’s it, it’s over, that’s the only answer any Robin ever gives again… except Damian

Damian is dour and stern

Damian is not here for the bit when he shows up as a bab, and he Does Not speak to reporters unless Bruce physically has a hand on his shoulder

(this contact never stopped any of the other Robins from committing to the bit at any age)

Damian is good at plotting, and observing, and waiting for his moment

He is about 16 when he catches sight of Tim about to take a drink nearby, at the perfect moment, and gives the world’s most deadpan, blasé “rough sex” imaginable

Tim snorts champagne all over Dick

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That ain’t even a stuffing they just added that afterwards

and they say white people can’t cook

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My favorite thing about seeing YouTubers that have never seen cr reacting to the mighty nein animated sneak peek, is when they actually stop to analyze the title card at the end and slowly start to become more and more flabbergasted the longer they look at it. Everytime I hear “WHY AM I ONLY SEEING DICKS?!?!” I’m always like:

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Hey by the way cosplayers if you want any kinda weird stuff for a costume this is your reminder to check in with the kink community

Silicone chest piece? You KNOW who is making them with long term wear and exercise in mind

Anyway I was browsing once again because one day I will snap and make Varric and I’m going to need rentable shoulders and the other thing I have concluded from this venture is that actually we don’t have enough kink at Pride

Because there’s. Once again. Things going on here I could not have predicted for love nor money and they fucking got me last year too with the udder suits

But. Nope. Nope there are yet more new kinks I have not been made aware of, and I am by no fucking means vanilla and if you’ve seen my AO3 you ain’t seen the half of it

Click at own risk cowards

(And no it’s not the bipenes those actually make total sense to me and I love that those are there)

(I actually understand at least in concept quite a lot of stuff on here but goddamn if I don’t learn something new every time)

(50 notes and I’ll tell you what it was this time)

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Did I just fucking accidentally paint my walls to match Milo Rossi’s

(And did I have to go to stupid angle to get the literal last bit of sunlight cuz we have yellow yellow sitting room lights?)

Yes to both I guess

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