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you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

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Just remembering you guys that Spongebob’s grandma have the same tastes as Squidward and they get along very well. This explains why Spongebob is so fascinated by his artistic talents.

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the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

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thoughts on Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau?

It genuinely doesn't even compute. It gives me a feeling of unreality. Lots of things nowadays make me feel like "we can't be living in the real world, this can't be happening" but this is by far the most lowest stakes thing that makes me feel that way

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Oh my god we actually did it.

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@mangogator it us!! ^_^

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

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this town rocks

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tell us about your forehead forehead scar plz?

Ok so it's technically two scars. Right above my right eye I have these two scars, a line and a dot. I've had both since I was a little kid (one from an injury, the other from chicken poxx)

When I was 15, I realised that it looks like the letter N in morse code, which is _.

Coincidentally, this does just look like a sideways lowercase i, so my scar looks both line an N and an I

Now, in Icelandic, if you put the letters N and I together, you get the word "enni"

And what does "enni" mean, you ask? It's fucking forehead I have a scar on my forehead and it says forehead. It's labelled.

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norp

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed