#damian wayne’s pets

[arkangelo-7]

A comprehensive list of animals that Damian Wayne has, at some point or another, attempted to adopt:

A Kraken. Seen while aiding Aquaman on the coast of the Dominic Republic, Damian attempted to feed it seaweed chips and nearly lost his arm as a result, but unsurprisingly made him try harder to take him home. Bruce still refused.

A rat. Came across it digging in a garage bin after Jason pushed him in. He tamed it and managed to get it into the Batmobile. Bruce actually freaked the fuck out. (He’s bougie, he does not like rodents.)

A cat. Saved a cat out of tree, and he wanted to take it back to the Manor, but the little girl he saved it for killed him the balls when he suggested it.

About 2,000 individual shrimp. No comment.

A pair of raccoons. Found them while he was in the gardens and succeeded in domesticating them. He named them Franz and Sisi and they lived in the Manor until Alfred found them in the kitchen and had an aneurysm.

A unicorn. Found it in a magical forest during a mission with Constantine. John thought it was fucking hilarious and sent it back with Damian, where it proceeded to shit everywhere in the Batcave until Bruce finally lost his nerve and made John come pick it up.

There was also a brown bear. And a polar bear. And a koala bear. Bruce had to donate outrageous sums of money to get the Feds off his back.

There’s more. A lot more. Bruce gets a headache the more he thinks about it.

[parker-artio]

Damian is an animal person, and I like to think that he has pets of all kinds. Including illegal ones and legal ones.

He probably has gone to his father more than once to get him to get a permit for a pet.

Damian, walking over to Bruce at that point in the day when he agrees with anything: Father?

Bruce, exhausted™: Yes Damian?

Damian holding up a paper: May you sign this?

Bruce not even reading the paper: yeah sure

Damian two weeks later walking into the manor with a pet ferret in hand: Father, I’ve named him Jason. Do you like him?

Bruce remembering that ferrets are illegal to own in New Jersey without a permit: He’s lovely… how did you.. get him?

Damian: You signed the paper two weeks ago

Bruce who doesn’t remember that but knows he definitely signed something: oh… okay

[avensartt]

Quote from Scrubs

[theaceofarrows]

Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]

Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather

Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?

Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand

Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you

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Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch

[heylosers06]

Doodles and redraws of my son! And also Talia because I love her so much ❤️

I also love the maya and Damian panel redraw I think it’s my favorite

[tarta-de-limon]

Don’t worry, he apologized after he realized that’s not the way you pick up cats.

After watching the lion king I would do this to my dog. Unlike Damian, I did not apologize. Be better, be like Damian.

PS; I don't know how to draw cats...

[demonic0angel]

More Pet AU (click for clarity)

Or what if the Phantom siblings were cursed into pets and the Batkids found them.

Jazz is a borzoi/Russian wolfhound, Dan is a Turkish boz shepherd, Danny is a Turkish angora, and Dani is a calico cat. When the Dannies transform, Dan’s colors get inverted, Danny is a tuxedo cat, and Dani’s fur turns full black.

Inspiration:

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Damian: *hiding something in his coat* We should adopt another child.

Jon: No.

Damian: Why not?

Jon: Because when you say 'child' you mean 'cat' and we already have fifteen of those.

Damian: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

[chaparro0456]

Ra’s showing up to the batcave unannounced

Batman: what are you doing her-

Ra’s just shoves Batman way: not here for you move

Red rob : look I’m not interested in being the heir

Ra’s walks by him: Not you twink

Ra’s goes up to Robin and hands a gif bag: happy birthday Habibi

Robin: oh thank you i appreciate i-

He opened that bag

Robin with genuine excitement: is this lion cub ?!

Ra’s: yes grandson his name is Simba

Robin: Simba aww I love him thank you thank you thank you Baba!

Batman: Robin you can’t keep a lion

Robin looks at Bruce holding Simba close to himself

Batman sigh: okay you can keep Simba

Robin: best birthday ever!

Robin ran off Simba to show him around the manor and introduced him to his pet siblings

Ra’s: remember detective I was baba first !



[arkangelo-7]

You know what? Batman does seem like the type of person to let his kid keep a massive dragon-bat in the garage. He probably imprinted on it too and gives it leftovers after Thanksgiving.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian and the pets reaction to finding Alfred the cat with illegal catnip?

[in the barn]

Alfred the cat: *drags a pouch in*

Bat-Cow: What is that?

Alfred: Catnip. It's medicinal.

Titus, opening the bag: Why is it glowing?

Alfred: Those are the medicinal properties.

Ace: Have you been seeing Dex-Starr again? I told you, that cat is bad news.

Haley: Who's Dex-Starr?

Alfred: Not relevant. Just help me hide it before our human sees.

Bat-Cow: How about inside the haystack?

Ace: No, it's from a Red Lantern. It could catch fire. Under the floorboards, perhaps.

Alfred: Absolutely not. I was instructed to keep it away from damp environments.

Haley: Why does it matter? Doesn't Damian let you have catnip?

Alfred: Catnip is fine. Damian doesn't want me being around Dex-Starr.

Haley: Why?

Alfred: It's complicated. Are you gonna help or not?

Titus: I know, Goliath! We can hide it under his bedding.

Alfred: Great idea.

Jerry: *squawks*

Alfred: That's Jerry's signal. Damian's coming. Act natural.

Damian, entering: I thought I would find you here. Titus, your bath has been drawn.

Damian: *looks around*

Damian: What's going on?

Alfred: Uh... meow?

Damian: *shrugs and leaves with Titus*

Alfred: Phew, that was a close one. Remember, guys. What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.

[meanwhile in Metropolis]

Krypto, who was listening: Adding that to the blackmail file.

Jon: What is it, boy?

Krypto: Uh... bark?

Jon: *shrugs and goes back to texting Damian*

[spicy-apple-pie]

shhhh... they eepy

(Damian has tried on multiple occasions to sneak in batcow, but was ultimately unsuccessful...)

[byghostface]

Right by his side, asleep, heal and grow in this unforgettable refuge of Gotham, here together... where they belong.

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Day 1: Pets (old,new)

For Damian week 2024 on Twitter(X)

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Day1．Day2

[heylosers06]

The best thing I’ve ever done ngl it’s so funny

I totally need to draw wiggles next

[tarta-de-limon]

Damian after watching a dog’s journey

This started as a funny meme and then I had to do the doodles…

I always cry when animals are involved, I have no doubt Damian is the same. An horror movie, the whole family can die but the ANIMAL DIES? I'M GONNA CRY A RIVER.

THE WORLD IS AWFUL, GIVE ANIMALS MORE YEARS TO LIVEEEE😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔‼️‼️‼️‼️

[demonic0angel]

Ok so it's not a traditional bird danny au

But consider

Horrible goose danny/dani au

They don't do anything dangerously malicious but they make the bats and the rogues life difficult

Lmaooo the entire Batfamily lowkey despise them bc they keep terrorizing them, but they can never get rid of them. Danny and Dani just keep finding them wherever they are. Jazz keeps having to come out of nowhere, startling everyone, and then politely take them away (which only freaks them out even more bc they never notice her). Meanwhile, Damian keeps trying to befriend them, but after a few hugs and pets (and a lot of treat bribery), they steal his belt and sword.

The Batfam, however, do enjoy it very much when Danny and Dani meddle in fights because it’s always so funny to see the Joker get his hair ripped out by two furious geese.