#dad club

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Love that, despite being a father, Doug isn't allowed in the dad fort

Doug: I don’t need validation of being included in a shitty club on the basis of how well I did as a parent

Also Doug: *softly weeps in the bathroom because he’s not included in the dad fort*

[starsha-k-luna]

The Hell Dad’s Club!

The DILFs…

[animalsanimals]

𝘏𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘱. [SEAHORSE … sorry, not enough details to identify in this ‘60s book] “For approximately 45 days Papa nourishes the nestlings in his steadily swelling incubator chamber. At the end of this period a single little sea horse prances out, then another and another. In some species they are no bigger than a comma. Finally with a convulsive movement Papa ejects a herd of young clinging together with air bubbles in the shape of a ball. As this ball rolls toward the surface 50 or 60 infants dart out from it in all directions. The process continues until hundreds of nimble little sea colts have emerged.” Deena Clark, 1964, Reader’s Digest : Marvels & Mysteries of Our Animal World

[soundtracksforthebrian]

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Just saw an svsss fic tagged “kiss kiss fall in love” and now I can’t stop thinking of an svsss ouran high au where Luo Binghe put together a host club made of Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua, Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang, and honor student, Shen Yuan (who’s older brother, Shen Jiu, might murder the lot of them), who stumbled into music room 3 one day and is now their errand boy that Luo Binghe is obsessed with.

[your-local-granny]

"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."

[allthegothihopgirls]

bruce wayne who one year decides to undertake a psychology course in his free time, as an attempt to better understand and help his children. (who for many reasons, just cannot bring up some of their issues with a regular therapist)

bruce, who feels defeated when dick lashes out at him the first time he puts his new skills into practice.

(dick, who's been wishing for years that bruce would just once, parent them normally, as a dad, not a professional.)

bruce who, when his plan fails and his kids still aren't comfortable talking to him, not getting the memo at ALL, hires harley to sit down with them instead.

[omni-present-god-send]

Alastor: Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Me: Vaggie. She's been here and been supportive since the hotels very conception you illiterate, egotistical, unhygienic, piece of shit.

[bet-on-me-13]

Batman becomes Deified

Based on This Post about Batman being accidentally turned into a God by the people of Gotham’s belief

So, if this was the case, I feel like some of his fellow godly teammates would notice and/or comment on it. But since they assume he already knows, they never really directly state that Batman is a God.

Diana would just say something like “It is a good idea for Batman to take care of the hostages on this mission, all things considered”, and Batman thinks it’s just a dig at his so called “adoption addiction” sinc emost of the hostages are kids.

Or Captain Marvel says “It’s an honor to meet you Mr Batman sir! Never really get to meet other people like me!” and Batman thinks it’s because he’s the only Hero from Faucett City, and he’s excited to meet another Hero

Or even Constantine making jokes like, “Would you let me off the hook if I sold you my soul” and Batman thinks it’s a joke but Constantine is being entirely serious about this, since Batman is a God and he could definitely take a persons soul.

And also, the day he joins the League the amount of people who think he’s a God skyrockets. There’s no way a normal guy would be on the same team with the likes of Wonder Woman and Superman without being a God himself. That point is proven even further when Captain Marvel, another God, joins the team.

Then one day, Clockwork drops in and tells Batman that he wants him to take care of Danny, because he needs somebody who can take care of both of his sides. Since Batman used to be a Human, he would be able to relate to Danny in that regard.

And Batman is just like “What the hell do you mean ‘Used to be Human’, what happened to me!?”

And after he finds out that he is a Minor God of Protection and Children, his full powers come to light.

He rushes to the League, and tells them that he has somehow attained Godhood. And Diana  and Shazam are confused, saying “What, did you not know? You’ve been a Minor God since I met you”

And Constantine is laughing his ass off that Batman legitimately did not know he was a God.

And the chaos that would ensue from that would be hilarious.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Belphie & Satan tried to make the Anti-Lucifer League into an official club at RAD except they named it the Fuck Lucifer Club and Diavolo showed up so they joined the astronomy & literature clubs instead

[cozylittleartblog]

hey. hey anon? youa re. so right,

[laterisers]

also a fun class drawing of gary

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #160

I was listening to that song "Space is Cool" that a fan made with Markiplier videos (what can I say, the music is really good).

And it reminded me of Danny, who's also so very in love with space.

And now I'm getting a clear mental picture of Danny full-on GUSHING about Space, in a sort of Outside POV thing.

Like, a Danny who's going to Uni in somewhere like Gotham or Star City, and got into the Astronomy club. And their "recruitment video" is just the cute freshman who adores space and will take any chance he gets to gush about it.

There's a lot of shots zoomed in on his pupils doing the cat thing of going from slits to big pools of black (like a black hole at the center of a galaxy) and his freckles start glowing in constellation patterns.

They go on an outing to the nearest Observatory, make it a sleepover thing, and sleepy Danny stretches and howls like a star, flops onto the nearest classmate and Club Member, and starts purring whenever they pet him.

He may be a meta, but they'll be damned if anyone blabbers to Batman about it.

Cue one Conner Kent coming to Gotham to tour their University, to pick where he wants to go when it's his turn next year, and find himself sitting next to Danny when he goes off on a rant about some deep space scans that caught images of Krypton before the explosion.

When asked about his opinion on the Supers, Danny, who's gotten so used to casual affections being directed towards him in the form of head scratches and hugs (they make Danny purr and light up in all kinds of patterns, so the club members do it as often as they can), pats him on the head and quietly praises Superboy for all the important work he does, and how his cloned little sister has always seen him as a mark that being a clone means nothing in the grand scheme of things, and it's who you are that counts.

Conner goes back to his parents in happy tears and with an invitation to attend Gotham U if he so chooses.

[mythtakens]

THE BEAR 3.05 → Children

[meirisuu]

wrong order.