#dad club

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Love that, despite being a father, Doug isn't allowed in the dad fort

Doug: I don’t need validation of being included in a shitty club on the basis of how well I did as a parent

Also Doug: *softly weeps in the bathroom because he’s not included in the dad fort*

[starsha-k-luna]

The Hell Dad’s Club!

The DILFs…

[soundtracksforthebrian]

[animalsanimals]

𝘏𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘱. [SEAHORSE … sorry, not enough details to identify in this ‘60s book] “For approximately 45 days Papa nourishes the nestlings in his steadily swelling incubator chamber. At the end of this period a single little sea horse prances out, then another and another. In some species they are no bigger than a comma. Finally with a convulsive movement Papa ejects a herd of young clinging together with air bubbles in the shape of a ball. As this ball rolls toward the surface 50 or 60 infants dart out from it in all directions. The process continues until hundreds of nimble little sea colts have emerged.” Deena Clark, 1964, Reader’s Digest : Marvels & Mysteries of Our Animal World

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

[strudelstein]

[foolsocracy]

sometimes JPV and Az make me so sad i have to send Bruce out to go get another ward

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Just saw an svsss fic tagged “kiss kiss fall in love” and now I can’t stop thinking of an svsss ouran high au where Luo Binghe put together a host club made of Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua, Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang, and honor student, Shen Yuan (who’s older brother, Shen Jiu, might murder the lot of them), who stumbled into music room 3 one day and is now their errand boy that Luo Binghe is obsessed with.

[your-local-granny]

"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star -> carlos reyes groovin'

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

The thing that saddens me the most about the series not being made is that we'll never fully understand Bill's relationship with Jane. Given that Jane's sketch for the pilot mentions that she might want to join the club, we had so much potential for a lot of interesting episodes about these two.

[moodyvoid]

For Dabi’s birthday, we should all find a shitty Dad to set on fire and then enjoy a nice bowl of soba in the warm glow 🙏

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

[pinkydee10]

I just realized…Eclipse is being forced to make a body for Afton to get Jake and Andy back, now Solar’s being forced to get Creator out from under Rez’s thumb to get Jack back

They both also finally verbally admitted that their kids are, well, theirs

Eclipse and Solar need all the caffeine and then a huge nap with their kids cuddling them

[allthegothihopgirls]

bruce wayne who one year decides to undertake a psychology course in his free time, as an attempt to better understand and help his children. (who for many reasons, just cannot bring up some of their issues with a regular therapist)

bruce, who feels defeated when dick lashes out at him the first time he puts his new skills into practice.

(dick, who's been wishing for years that bruce would just once, parent them normally, as a dad, not a professional.)

bruce who, when his plan fails and his kids still aren't comfortable talking to him, not getting the memo at ALL, hires harley to sit down with them instead.

[strudelstein]