#doug’s mommy issues

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Love that, despite being a father, Doug isn't allowed in the dad fort

Doug: I don’t need validation of being included in a shitty club on the basis of how well I did as a parent

Also Doug: *softly weeps in the bathroom because he’s not included in the dad fort*

[phantajam]

my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)

[bumpscosity]

actually i should try to write out some of the portal isekai lore its messy i wanna streamline it

[sweetiepoison]

Famous Baby Social Media Blurb

Spooky Season Recap

Originally Auston suggested you go as yourselves to the team Halloween party.

All it took was one girl wearing a look similar to one of your concert outfits with a mic and her boyfriend in a leafs jersey for it to become a trend this Halloween.

You automatically shut the idea down.

And instead you show up as Linguini (Auston) and Remy (you) from ratatouille.

Which is iconic bc a week before a popular hockey blog said you’re controlling everything Auston does.

You and Auston agreed at the beginning of the night you would have a few drinks and that’s it.

You both were delusional because you end up being the drunkest.

You blame it on Auston because he kept challenging everyone to beer pong.

He blames it on you because “If you were better at throwing, we wouldn’t have drank so much.”

You end the night on the kitchen floor, giggling as you eat candy and make fun of each other for how drunk the other is.

The next night which is actually Halloween was supposed to be spent curled up on the couch watching movies, but John and Aryn want to take the kids trick or treating so they ask you to house sit and hand out candy while they’re out.

You happily agree, excited for the excuse to wear another costume.

You let Auston choose and he decided to be Carl, you got to be Russel and Felix was Doug.

You and Auston sit on the front porch, felix in between you, handing out candy.

Lots of families ask for pictures and autographs. Your favorite costumes were the kids that were dressed up as you.

They may or may not have screamed, cried, and one kid even threw up from excitement.

(y/f/n) (y/l/n) and Auston Matthews Relationship Under Fire

The larger-than-life relationship between Toronto Maple Leafs Captain, Auston Matthews and musician (y/f/n) (y/l/n) has been all the talk in mainstream media and sports discourse alike. However, many fans are upset with recent comments made by NHL commentator, Mark Rosario and have claimed that the conversation has gone too far.

The Penalty Box, is a panel of five NHL commentators on ESPN. The panel usually discusses the latest games and the players that make it possible. However, the discussion on Sunday evenings segment took a turn.

Mark Rosario, one of five hosts didn’t hold back when sharing his thoughts about the Toronto Maple Leafs season thus far. Rosario began the discussion by questioning the legitimacy of Auston’s captaincy of the Leafs, saying, “It’s easy to be named captain when your girlfriend is the biggest celebrity in the world and your team is profiting off of it.” Since going public with their relationship, in person attendance at Leafs games has doubled while viewers at home has almost tripled. While the team was already popular, many attribute the new widespread interests to (y/l/n).

“Regardless of what team you support, her attachment to the NHL has brought on millions of new viewers who would’ve never been interested otherwise. She’s made the sport more popular than ever and we should all be capitalizing on that.” Russel Brewer, another host spoke up. Rosario, however, didn’t waver, “I disagree, I think her presence will not only be detrimental to the Leafs organization, but to Auston Matthews, specifically. No other team will take them seriously and they sure as hell won’t take him seriously as a captain.” Rosario shrugs continuing, “Ya know that kids movie with the rat that can cook and he’s controlling the guy by pulling his hair, that’s how I view (y/f/n) (y/l/n) and Auston Matthews relationship.”

While, Rosario has yet to issue an apology, it’s safe to say his commentary had no influence on Leafs fans as they continued to show up and show out.

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Fan#1: this is iconic!

Fan#2: Y’all won fr

Mitchmarner: PARENTS

->Fan#3: Mommy? I mean, Daddy? I mean

->Fan#4: I want both of them

Fan#5: Just fell to my knees 😮‍💨

->@yourbff#1: Me too

Fan#6: she’s an icon, she’s a legend, she’s a star and she is the moment

Fan#5: Yo I would be so embarrassed if I was Mark Rosario

->Fan#6: He can go ahead and hand in that resignation letter now

@Mapleleafs: That’s our captain!

Fan#7: You ate with this one queen

Fan#8: She is THAT girl

->Fan#9: And they are THAT couple

->Fan#10: At least Rosario got that much right

Fan#11: @NHL, you better be compensating our girl, she’s giving y’all so much content

->Fan#12: LITERALLY! she’s got the girls fighting on national tv

->Fan#13: lmfao, imagine being so powerful you’ve got grown men talking about you

Fan#14: my favorite thing is you know after the show, Mark Rosario got in his car to drive home and had to listen to her on the radio

->Fan#15: Bruh, I know he was pissed flipping through those stations hearing her on all of them

->Fan#16: honestly I would’ve crashed out if I was him

@Austonmatthews: pls control me

->@Yourusername: since you asked so nicely…

->Fan#17: I just know they are freaky

->Fan#18: why am I blushing?! 🤭

->Fan#19: I feel like we’re interrupting

->@Williamnylander: me next 🙋

->@Yourusername: A dream come true 😉

->@Yourbff#2: THIS ^^^ is diabolical

->@Yourbff#1: You know this comment section is public right?

->@Austonmatthews: gtfo 😤

->@Mitchmarner: Can I be after Willy?

->@Yourusername: As long as you bring Steph

->@Mitchmarner: Done.

Fan#20: We’re about to have a swinger scandal

->@Fan#21: The Secret Lives of NHL Wives

[unidentifiablesubject]

i would like to introduce u all to my first story um warnings?: angst (i think) and that’s abt it for this first part now gadies and lentamen i PROUDLY introduce you to the first part of

HIS BITCH - Doug Van Housen

It was a breezy autumn day as you were walking to class. It wasn’t till you walked down to the dingy basement that realized you were the only girl in the room, this room, the animal room. As you entered the room, you felt five pairs of eyes fall on you, you ignored the stares as you sat down behind a tall, black haired kid. He was leaning on one of the other guys' shoulder, staring at you with dead eyes. You could see the anger,the rage behind them. 'Mommy issues’, you thought to yourself. It was almost bone chilling. The black haired boy didn’t say a word as he got up, walking over to you and bending down to your level. “So what’s… a girl doing here? Huh? What’d you do? Call someone a bitch?” He asked in a hardened tone,never looking away from you. “No, I beat this chick named Shelly one too many times, and they stuck me here” you retorted, rolling your eyes. “Hey, Doug, isn’t Shelly your ex?” One of the other boys asked. Doug doesn’t reply, he simply turns on his heel, sitting down and staring at you once more. Even though there was something odd about him, you couldn’t help but be somewhat attracted to him. It was like his dark demeanor was only drawing you in further. You wanted to get to know him, to figure out what makes him tick. You wouldn’t call it a crush, but there definitely was an attraction.

Minutes started feeling like hours when he was staring at you, it was almost like you confused him, intrigued him but he couldn’t figure out why. You both spent the next five minutes just staring at each other until u felt something hit the back of your head, a balled up piece of paper. ‘Absolute children’ you couldn’t help but think as you reached back and picked it up opening it. To your shock there was something written on it, a single word “Whore”. You couldn’t help but feel in raged and you took out your own paper and started writing “That’s why your ugly” chucking it at the back at the boy. It wasn’t your best work but it was all you could think of at the time, you don’t know these people. By the time you looked back to see the black haired boy walking away from your desk, he had written a simple question, but it felt loaded. “Have lunch with me.” What did it mean? Was he going to hurt you, but you couldn’t find yourself to care making eye contact with the boy once again mouthing the word “ok”.

[curtain-caller]

hi if youre still into dark deception im very glad bc i have insane rambling to share.

ao. theory for why doug never says a fucking thing out loud even when a) actively getting beaten to death or b) inside his own goddamn head (besides flashbacks that prove he DOES have a voice actor, so there'sno doylist explanation): you have to pay a toll to do the ritual to confer with a demon/bierce.

bierce, ofc, paid using agatha's life. doug paid with his voice - communication is power, especially for a lawyer and someone who relied on charisma like he did. idk i like the idea of doing Anything with demons coming with a hefty price, whether whatever happens goes good or bad for you.

HI HELLO ANON YES I AM HI HI HI Yeah, I've heard that theory tossed around quite a bit, and I can kinda see it! I have like, one or two doubts that could probably be disproved regarding it (mostly due to lack of information that might be revealed later), but otherwise, I see the vision, and it would make sense for his character. Something something all he's used his words for was to manipulate and deflect his wrongdoings, and actions speak louder than words. It also reminds me of when Doug was yelling for Bierce to open the portal at the end of Bearly Buried, and now that scene is 10x funnier to me. Just the image of Doug standing there at the portal, mouth agape in a silent scream while his mommy issues creep up behind him fucking sends me. Alas, I do wish we had a version of Dark Deception where Doug was able to talk and contribute to the conversations. I know it ruins the reveal of who we are and all that comes with that, but I just need to hear Doug talking shit to Malak ONCE please. You KNOW he'd taunt the hell out of him, tell me I'm wrong. Also, him telling Bierce to fuck off mid-level would be pretty funny. Oh well, at least we've got Monsters and Mortals.

[after-the-end-times]

Blackbonnet building their inn a la Gilmore Girls building The Dragonfly

Ed and Stede having to deal with the local historical group who says they can't fix their hut up because it's a historical rotting roof and porch...but really the guy wants a favor

Stede gives Lorelei's speech to Ed about learning a valuable business lesson about scratching backs and back room deals

They look at designer after designer for someone who shares their vision. They finally find the perfect person, but they have ties to Mary.

Stede's fine with it, but it's Ed who doesn't want Mary to be able to spy on what they're doing even though it's completely ridiculous and the designer would never do that (Honestly, Lorelei's mommy issues were way too weird with that plot line)

Stede having dinner with Anne and Mary who asks how their money flow is. He awkwardly says they're still all good, but Anne and Mary share a look saying they don't believe him.

The builder finally brings it up and is nice about it because Ed and Stede are always good to them, but he does need to start paying his crew

Ed's concerned because Stede didn't talk to him about it...and also because he still has troves of poison treasure waiting to turn into positivity so they're definitely not low on funds

But they talk it through (as a crew of two) and Stede works to get over thinking he always has to be the rich one

When they finally get it ready to open they invite the Revenge crew, Anne and Mary, and Mary and Doug to do a test run. They tell them to be as nitpicky as possible.

At the end of the weekend, Lucius hands them a reem of paper with everyone's suggestions, complaints, and possitives.

Their Inn becomes a known getaway in the Caribbean and has reservations booked months in advance

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Doug: I'll have you know that my trust issues and my mommy issues are completely different topics!

[iwanttoplayagame20]

100 favorite horror movie deaths PT. 4!!

31. Freddy Krueger- Freddy vs Jason

People say he didn't technically die here, but I'm honestly gonna count it. The fight between him and Jason that led to his ultimate decapitation was honestly really freaking cool so I think it deserves a spot on this list. And it's always cool when he dies tbh.

32. Fazio- Leprechaun 3

He basically sets up his own trap in a sense but either way, it's cool. He gets chainsawed in half by the Leprechaun. He was a greedy dumbass and honestly kind of deserved to die. Glad he didn't go out in a boring way.

33. Sheriff Michael Garris- Friday the 13th Part VII: Jason Lives

My man is folded like a lawn chair. This is an obvious pick for one of my all time favorites. Though it did make me sad that he died because all he wanted to do was protect his daughter from what was going on and he ended up dying. I liked him.

34. Simon Kalivoda- Fear Street Part 1: 1994

His death isn't really gross or gory in anyway, it's just the emotional impact that it had on me. He was such a happy character that just lived his life to the fullest as much as he could in a shitty town like Shadyside and it was all taken away cause he was smiling at a friend and being happy and got a fucking axe to the head. I fucking hate that he died.

35. Eric Matthews- Saw IV

Eric wasn't a really great character to be honest. He cheated on his wife and wasn't really great toward his son. So he did and didn't deserve the death he got. His head was absolutely smashed to bits by two blocks of ice swinging down and there was like nothing left. Gnarly but cool.

36. Maynard J Odets- Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

Douche got a stick of dynamite shoved in his pants and he fucking went BOOM. And the face he made right before he went boom, was fucking hilarious. Though I don't get how this guy is supposed to be the other guy from Wrong Turn 5. They don't look or sound alike at all. (The one who died is portrayed by Wayne Robson is this one and the og. Doug Bradley portrays him in Wrong Turn 5, which is a prequel to Dead End)

37. Milo's Family- Sinister 2

Bowls were strapped to their chests, rats were inside those bowls, and those bowls were heated and the rats ate their way out of the people. It was fucked up to be honest but a very memorable kill. Would hate to go out that way.

38. Hunt- The Final Destination

Fucking hate this character with a passion. And kind glad he died. He had his intestines sucked out of him from the pressure in a public pool. Honestly, that's a horrifying way to go. Not because of what happens, but because your in a public place with so many people around you but none of them know what's going on until it's too late.

39. Julius Gaw- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

The thing I really liked about this was the scene leading up to it. He tried fighting Jason on a rooftop before he got all tuckered out and then Jason decapitated him with a singular fucking punch. That just shows how much brute strength that supernatural man with mommy issues has. Very cool.

40. Tom Weaver- Hot Fuzz

This death wasn't really on-screen and he's kind of a forgettable character. But an old sea bomb rolled over him and was set off after he shot at Nicholas. And he went boom, honestly I think it's cool because he went boom and because of what made the boom.

[penelopeminded]

my thoughts on cme 16.6, true conviction

let me just say i'm DREADING this episode actually

wow they actually gave us the whole first scene i was sure this was more spread out

THE JET I'M CRYING

it's so empty 😕

HES OKAY WHAT

no way they just drove right past the guy

where's mister mommy issues is he dead already

oh poor kid but i'm really interested in the backstory

NO INJURIES SERIOUSLY?? so boring i wanted a hospital love confession 😐

emily with a ponytail yes please

luke actually looks really good rn i love his messy hair

true he is in fact already dead

they probably should be going to the hospital are you kidding me

dude was raised to be a murderer fr

i am loving doug's character arc

GARCIA MY QUEEN

aw that's sad but at least he's finally got closure

HES SO FUNNY (it wasn't that funny but i laughed)

aw this is so nostalgic 🥺

NO BODY NO CRIME emily's a swiftie

i hate that they're on a first name basis

AW this isn't nearly the reunion i wanted at all but it's cute "even luke" and his smile 🙄

WOAH

some of you are gonna say that's hot 🧐

mommy 😩

they're cute i'm glad this didn't lead to a fight and i'm guessing in aj's episode we see this time off

one thing about jj is she will absolutely never sit in a chair normally

IS THAT A NEVER BEFORE SEEN PENEMILY PIC I LOVE IT

she's so sweet 😭

ugh i've seen this hairdo before and I'm still gonna throw up looking at it

i love boobs

UH OH GF IS MAD (partly rightfully so)

"don't say that" IM CRYING NO

NO DONT DO THIS PLEASE NO

garcia is me i LOVE gossip

jj is so cute bye

tarvez besties 🤩

let's talk about BOTH your love lives over a beer, please

i adore tara and i need tarbecca to last

HAHAHA i love everything about this except for the implications behind "go feed that cat"

aw 😕 poor penny

NO

NO

NO KSDKSHDJS

SHES SO FUNNY

over your dead body dude

tarily!

aw i feel so bad for her

and BACK to the comedy

😐😐 that's not funny. i feel nauseous. i'm crying. please take it back PLEASE

NOOO I CANT TAKE ONE LOSS AFTER ANOTHER

what the hell. what. what. r u joking. this is cruel.

yes PLEASE give me some good news

i better fucking not see luke happy about this

penelope garcia you continue to be a genius but i'm mad at you.

mkay anyways if we don't at least get jealous luke out of this IM gonna be the next sicarius

i'm done bye that went about as bad as i thought it would

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

I've got a rough draft of the Maddie/Doug one written, but its gotta be fleshed out because it feels kinda rushed right now. Plus gotta get a computer or something besides my phone to write it on so the format looks ok, so it's gonna be at least another month maybe less before I get the first story actually posted unfortunately.I do wanna say that Maddie isn't only gonna be seeing Buck as someone she needs to protect, she's gonna be protective over Chimney as well, so there's people she's gonna kill for him too, cough father cough. I will say if people like Abby they won't like one of the stories cause I'm gonna have Maddie get custody of Buck so he doesn't have mommy issues, lol. And instead Abbys gonna have a hard time taking no for an answer. Also, there's gonna be a few times that Eddie and Maddie team up to protect their loved ones. I would say I'm spoiling the stories but just watching the show will let people know what characters are likely to be on Meddies hut list, lol.

there's absolutely no rush! take all the time you need! i know it can be hard, bc you wanna get it out and share and sometimes maybe don't feel great about yourself if you don't write fast, but taking your time with a story is very nice and helpful and good and readers arent going anywhere. and yeahhhh this sounds like a really cool twist to canon and i look forward to it!

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[dancefloors]

I think ur favorite character that harry played on SNL really says a lot about the brand of issues you have

[daisyachain]

Look, I can tolerate Doug having romantic inclinations towards women but only if they're deeply unhealthy, uncomfortable, disturbing when looked at for too long, and if they fall apart shortly after starting

[endstar]

𓆟"eh… that’s how you normally need to deal with Doug’s.… but trying to parent him specifically will only make him angry or upset. most of every doug here has either mommy or daddy issues, more commonly both, so it startled them, and they usually expect horrible treatment."𓆟

The multiverse is full of infinite possibilities...

Most worlds tend to connect through similar builds. Through stories, people, themes...

It's no surprise seeing a stranger to the multiverse. What IS surprising, however, was his condition. Covered in deep wounds, limbs twisted and torn, and he appeared to be drowning in his own blood by the time he was found. Holy weapons were embedded in his skin, and the flesh sizzled liked bacon around it.

He had red skin, gray hooves, horns that looked far too round and circular to have normally grown out of his head. His long pointed tail is covered in hand prints, and there are bones exposed out of his back. He lays face first in a pool of his own boiling blood, barely breathing or moving.

@ask-underfazverse

Cry’s come from the mass amounts of strangers, many just back away to cowedly to do anything, but a few step up, and begin to heal him. Mainly the younger, less evil Malak’s, a few Doug’s that are just simply concerned, and only one Bierce.

Dream Malak very hurriedly takes him to his hospital, with the help of the others.

[discotreque]

Disco 4.01: Kobayashi Maru

AND WE’RE BACK, BABEY.

I got stuff to do today, so let’s just dive right in. Spoilers, obvs!

“Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as—HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”

I loved... most of that cold open? It did a great job of (re-)introducing our characters, their relationships to each other, and their jobs on the ship; the dialogue was cute, the action was kinetic, the A-to-B-to-C stuff was efficient and tidy; and it was a Violence Problem with a Science Solution, which is always good Star Trek. (It was also painfully unsubtle and almost annoyingly smug—but I guess it wouldn’t feel like Disco if the writing on this show weren’t constantly sabotaging itself, sigh.)

I cannot even tell you how much I love Wife Guy™ Book. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you want a perfect fictional man, get a lesbian to write him. I don’t know why it works, but it does.

“Thank you, Lt. Christopher, a guy who has definitely always been on the bridge.” I joke, but welcome to the crew, dude!

If I were ever within like 50 feet of Sonequa Martin-Green and she said “Let’s fly” my knees would instantly buckle. 🥺️

Did the Ba’ul always sound like they’re voiced by Frank Oz? They’re not—it’s David Sobolov, who’s done loads of VA, including for other Star Trek stuff; the S2 Ba’ul were voiced by Mark Pellington, who’s mostly actually a director—but Sobolov’s definitely doing a little bit of Oz there and it’s great.

I’d have to go back and check to be sure, but I think they’ve redesigned the Kelpian prosthetics a little? The eye-holes seem bigger, so we can see more of the actors through the mask; I also think they might be constructing them differently, using more and smaller pieces, to better “transmit” facial expressions through the loaf—Saru especially seemed even more animated than usual. (Then again, maybe I just missed my tall boi.)

Costume designer Gersha Phillips continues to bless us: the new duty uniforms! The new dress uniforms! The cadet uniforms! The utility variants on the repair base! And the fancy Kelpian outfits too—chef’s kiss.

It’s utterly astounding to me that SMG and David Ajala never had a chemistry test. (Apparently he had visa issues or something coming from the UK to Canada, and there just wasn’t time?) I could watch them make faces at each other all day.

SPEAKING OF MAKING FACES AT EACH OTHER:

Also, Michael looking at the Federation president like “…I guess I didn’t sort out all my mommy issues last season…”

Admiral Vance’s family???? 😭️😭️😭️ (Oh noooooo, it’s not his whole family, is it…)

TILLYYYYYYY 😭️😭️😭️😭️😭️

I really liked the actor who played Book’s brother last season and I didn’t think we’d see him again! Also, that ceremony was really beautiful, and that kid was so little and so cute and such a good actor! [edit: fuckkkkkk]

Holy hell, the pure sapphic energy in “What do you mean, ‘if’?” I blushed.

ADIRA AND TILLY, SCIENCE BOSSES

The stuff between Saru and Su’Kal was very sweet (if, again, as subtle as a sledgehammer), but the whole “you’re the father I never had” bit cracked me up: the actor who plays Su’Kal is like 10 years older than Doug Jones, lmao, you just can’t tell through the loaf.

Absolutely loved the design of the 32nd-century worker bee. 🐝️

“…and then Michael Burnham got killed by a frozen fart” would have been a pretty ignoble way to go out.

SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT

THE MOON?????

…all of that was fucking INTENSE, holy FUCK.

Awwww, I knew that poor stressed-out commander was doomed, but it was still sad. (Also, Adira’s “I don’t understand, we made it, we were safe” broke my goddamn heart.)

Hey, are we going to dig into Michael Burnham’s god complex this season? That could be fun (and by “fun” I mean “painful and heartbreaking,” of course.)

Oh. Oh no.

So it’s going to be like that, then. Oooooof.

Guess I’m watching The Ready Room just to make myself feel better now!

[vinatintasupernovita]

I felt like making relationship charts for my Descendants ocs and Persephone is first!

Auradon:

- Ben: Best friends! They’ve known eachother since they were little kids and have been inseparable since- but they’re polar opposites. Ben is a good boy, and Persephone is always in trouble. Ben was her first friend in Auradon and helped encourage her to start acting more mature.

- Audrey: Childhood Frenemies. Audrey would tag along with her and Ben to try to get close to Ben and Persephone has to admit she has some respect for her. Post-D3 theyre more friends than frenemies. They used to go to eachother’s birthday parties

- Jane: Would Kill For Her. Jane reminds her of her brother Hadie’s friend Claudine Frollo and how timid she is and it activates a “protect” instinct in her.

- Chad: If she could get away with murdering him she would. Persephone fuckin hates him, always have. He tripped her once in the 3rd grade and she swore vengeance and it did Not help he got progressively worse with age. She thinks Ms. Cinderella is dope tho

- Lonnie: She and Lonnie have had arm wrestling matches for as long as they can remember. They’ve also been tied forever and both of them are determined to break it.

- Doug: She stole his pudding cup once and he cried but she made it up to him by giving him her pomegranate cookies. That’s the extent of it.

- Herkie: LEAST favorite cousin. Calls him Jerky Jr. At the last family reunion she pushed him into the lake. Keeps trying to convince his mom to divorce his dad out of spite

- Extended Family (Most of Olympus): Tries to keep up appearances for her mom- knows it doesn’t work

- Hecate: Oh it’s the aunt who she would run over if possible. Fuckin Fantastic. She better be feeding Cerberus enough.

- Demeter: Ah! Mommy Issues!

- Reina: Persephone cries whenever she thinks abt the fact she missed out on most of Reina’s early life and growing up together and Reina like comforts her like im here now it’s ok and they go and do sibling stuff like get ice cream or throw water balloons on unsuspecting passerby

The Isle:

- Mal: IT IS ON SIGHT. IT HAS BEEN ON SIGHT SINCE THEY WERE OLD ENOUGH TO SPEAK! Mal knew that they were sisters but thought Hades just chose Persephone and Hadie over her and Persephone Hadie and Hades didn’t and that miscommunication manifested into Persephone and Mal’s life long rivalry. Even after learning they’re sisters Persephone will not hesitate with her.

- Evie: Shes Always confused how someone who seems so sweet ended up Mal’s best friend. Only really ever met her once before Auradon bc the whole banishment shit happened

- Jay: Mild respect based solely on the fact Jafar and Hades are cordial. She does try to out-thieve him as a sign of dominance.

- Carlos: She rarely would go to Hell’s Hall bc Cruella De Vil is a crazy bitch but she heard her son’s ‘ok’ which.. fair enough. But he runs w Mal so that’s automatic negative points.

- Uma: She likes messing with her and calling Uma her baby cousin even though they’re only like third cousins cus it annoys her- but Persephone respects her and they tend to keep to their own sides of the isle

- Harry: “Oh look it’s the simp” Persephone knows she could kick his ass and the only thing stopping her is the fact he’s Uma’s first mate. Thinks his older sister Harriet is hot

- Gil: There is not a Thought behind those eyes and Persephone knows it just as well as anybody. He’s nice though.

- Celia: She used to babysit her and Freddie when their dads would have poker night. Thinks she’s a great errand girl now

- Heidi of Hearts (Queen of Hearts’ Daughter): Bimbo Solidarity, Heidi is the only one allowed to do her hair bc she does not trust Dizzy with scissors near her.

- The Gaston Twins: Threatened them with a broken bottle when they wouldn’t stop harassing her after school. Made Gaston Jr cry.

- Hadie: Baby brother!! She would do anything for him and that is not limited to burning the whole world down.

- Hades: She cares about her dad a lot and even though she recgonizes he’s definitely done some really bad things she thinks he’s capable of being better- maybe not Good, but better.

- Pain and Panic: They’ve been her nannies for thousands of years and they mean a lot to her