darkdeception-incoquotes

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Lucky: Hey, Hangry, are you angry, too!?

Hangry: Yeah!

Lucky: What's the matter!?

Hangry: I can't see my forehead!

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Dark Star: Say "fort".

Lucky: Fort.

Dark Star: Now say it three times.

Lucky: Fort, fort, fort.

Dark Star: Spell it twice?

Lucky: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

Dark Star: Say it two more times.

Lucky: Fort, fort.

Dark Star: Now, what do you eat soup with?

Lucky: A fork! HA HA!

Dark Star: Really? 'Cause I eat soup with a spoon.

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Gold Watcher: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Puppet King: It really is.

[in another room]

Murder Monkey: Should we tell them that's a tortilla I threw at the window?

Clown Gremlin: Nah.

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Lucky: *tries to make a balloon animal but can only make straight balloons*

Lucky: Here, it's a worm. Here, it's a snake.

Tammy: You suck.

Lucky: *pops it* There. Now it's extinct.

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Reaper Nurse: Whoa... Dark Star is so pretty.

Gold Watcher: Don't be jealous, you're really pretty too.

Reaper Nurse: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay.

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Lucky: I am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win, and when I don't, I get FURIOUS!

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Puppet King: I am your king and from now you will refer to me as such.

Lucky: Okay, Such.

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Bierce: I'm bye-sexual, as in 'Bye, don't touch me!'

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Dark Star: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Puppet King: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding.

Lucky: Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

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Gold Watcher: On top of French and English, I spent some time in Germany so I can speak German. And Greek. And Latin, in case it ever comes back.

Lucky: Cool. I once got 12 out of 12 on a Buzzfeed quiz called 'Do You Know All The Slang Words The Kardashians Invented?'

Gold Watcher: Congratulations?

Lucky: Thank you.

Lucky: I'm going to be honest, I did cheat.

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Dark Star: I'm a triple threat: A singer, a dancer, and a murderer!

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Dark Star: King, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Puppet King: I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

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Puppet King: Back me up, Star.

Dark Star: Whatever he said, he's right, and fuck you, Lucky.

Lucky: I wasn't even in this conversation, the fuck?

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Bierce: I'm not good with children. Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.

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Lucky: Who the fuck are you?

Dark Star: Who the fuck are you?

Lucky: I asked you first.

Dark Star: I asked you second.

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Clown Gremlin: Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?

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Puppet King: Once I pair my human form with my perfect human impression, the illusion will be complete.

Puppet King: Greetings, fellow humans. Human fellas. I sure do like hanging out with other humans, and talking about things like money. And starting wars.

Doug: That's... pretty good, actually.

Puppet King: Totally, my good human friend.