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Transform Customer Service with Deep Brain AI Avatars!
Welcome to our deep dive into DeepBrain AI, a groundbreaking player in the generative AI landscape. In a world where artificial intelligence is rapidly evolving, DeepBrain AI stands out by harnessing the power of advanced algorithms to create realistic and engaging content. This innovative tool is not just a technological marvel; it’s reshaping how we think about content creation, communication, and even personal branding.
As tech enthusiasts, understanding tools like DeepBrain AI is crucial for both personal and professional growth. Whether you're a content creator, marketer, or simply someone curious about the future of technology, grasping the capabilities of AI can open up new avenues for creativity and efficiency.
In this video, we’ll explore how DeepBrain AI works, its applications across various industries, and why it’s essential to stay informed about such advancements. By the end, you’ll not only appreciate the significance of DeepBrain AI but also feel empowered to leverage its potential in your own projects. So, let’s embark on this exciting journey into the world of generative AI and discover how it can transform our lives!
Target Audience:
The primary audience for DeepBrain AI encompasses a diverse range of individuals and organizations, including content creators, marketers, and businesses eager to harness the power of artificial intelligence. Content creators, such as bloggers, video producers, and social media influencers, can utilize DeepBrain AI to streamline their workflow, generate engaging content, and enhance their creative output.
Marketers, on the other hand, can leverage this tool to craft personalized campaigns, analyze consumer behavior, and optimize their strategies for better engagement. Businesses of all sizes are also part of this audience, as they seek innovative solutions to improve efficiency, reduce costs, and stay competitive in a rapidly changing market.
Within this audience, there are varying levels of expertise, ranging from beginners who are just starting to explore AI tools to advanced users who are already familiar with generative AI technologies. DeepBrain AI caters to all these segments by offering user-friendly interfaces and robust features that can be tailored to different skill levels. For beginners, it provides an accessible entry point into AI, while advanced users can take advantage of its sophisticated capabilities to push the boundaries of their projects. Ultimately, DeepBrain AI empowers each segment to unlock new possibilities and drive success in their respective fields.
List of Features:
DeepBrain AI boasts a range of impactful features that set it apart in the generative AI landscape. First and foremost is its advanced natural language processing (NLP) capability, which allows the tool to understand and generate human-like text. This feature can be utilized in real-world applications such as chatbots for customer service, where it can provide instant responses to inquiries, enhancing user experience.
Next is its robust content generation capability, enabling users to create articles, social media posts, and marketing copy with minimal effort. For instance, a marketer can input key themes and receive a fully developed campaign draft in seconds, saving time and resources.
Another standout feature is its ability to analyze and summarize large volumes of data, making it invaluable for businesses looking to extract insights from reports or customer feedback. This unique selling point differentiates DeepBrain AI from other generative AI products, as it combines content creation with data analysis in a seamless manner.
Additionally, DeepBrain AI offers customizable templates tailored to various industries, allowing users to maintain brand consistency while leveraging AI-generated content. These features collectively empower users to enhance productivity, creativity, and decision-making in their professional endeavors.
Conclusion:
In summary, DeepBrain AI represents a significant advancement in the generative AI landscape, offering powerful features that cater to a diverse audience, including content creators, marketers, and businesses. Its advanced natural language processing and content generation capabilities enable users to produce high-quality material efficiently, while its data analysis features provide valuable insights that can drive strategic decisions.
Key takeaways from this video include the importance of understanding how DeepBrain AI can enhance productivity and creativity, regardless of your level of expertise. Whether you’re just starting out or are an advanced user, this tool has something to offer that can elevate your projects and initiatives.
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Some years ago many of us believed Musk was some kind of genius who'll take us all to Mars.
A lot of us believed that buying Tesla cars would be one of the most effective solution to crimate crisis.
Some of us also thought that AI would be a massive benefit to humanity or at least some sort of harmless hobby.
Oh. We were so wrong!
Elon Musk’s disdain for the Democratic Party was never subtle, but in recent weeks his commentary on the upcoming US presidential election and his attacks against Vice President Kamala Harris have intensified, aided by a crude use of burgeoning artificial intelligence technology, with the help of the new supercomputer dubbed Colossus he bought for his latest artificial intelligence startup, xAI, founded in 2023!
Musk posted an AI-generated image on Twitter/X that depicted Harris as a communist, wearing a red uniform complete with hammer and sickle emblazoned hat and captioned the image with the false assertion, “Kamala vows to be a communist dictator on day one. Can you believe she wears that outfit!?”
The image, which appeared to violate Twitter/X’s policy on manipulated content, resembled an AI-generated image posted by Trump last month during the Democratic National Convention, envisioning Harris addressing a crowd under communist symbols.
Fan-generated AI images have also become the Republican candidate’s latest obsession.
AI images of Trump looking defiant now dominate right-wing social media platforms and accounts and have featured heavily in this election campaign, even used, by Trump and Musk to spread blatant lies and misinformation to their followers mainly on Twitter/X.
Musk’s post came a day after he shared another post with a screenshot suggesting that only “high status males” should be able to participate in government because women (and men with “low testosterone”) are not capable of critical thought. Musk posted it to his 196 million followers with the comment, “interesting observation.”
However, this would exclude a big part of Trump electors and Musk fans, since they actually believed to their lies and persevere in their false perception of reality and society.
Elon Musk is a child of Apartheid. He wasn’t radicalized, he was cultivated. View all his actions through that lense and it all makes sense.
Remember: Elon Musk said Bezos' ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott is destroying western civilization by donating billions to charities for women, minorities and marginalized groups, so in response she doubled her donations.
Elon Musk just unmasked himself as the tech world's poster boy for fascism, openly endorsing a dystopian vision where only "high-status males" rule. His pathetic attempt to masquerade as a free speech advocate crumbles, revealing a dangerous elitist who sneers at democracy and equality.
Some links: X - X
#vavuskapakage#kamala harris#vote kamala#kamala 2024#kamala for president#elon musk#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#what the fuck#elon musk is a fraud#elon musk is an idiot#elon musk is a moron#elon musk is an asshole#all my homies hate ai#all my homies hate elon musk#ai is not art#ai is theft#ai is stupid#ai is a plague#ai is bad#ai is bullshit#tesla cars#tesla cybertruck#tesla is infamous in the car industry for absolutely terrible customer service
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2 days ago: I tried to change my name on the Epic launcher to something I could give folks to add me as a friend so we can do multiplayer on this week's free rhythm game.
Yesterday: Got an email from Epic support saying my username had violated their terms of service and been replaced with a randomized string of letters and numbers and that I had to change it to something else. Confused, I decided to not worry about it and just pick a different username, but it told me I couldn't change my username again for 2 weeks. Confused and frustrated, I wrote to support asking What The Heck.
Today: Got another email from Epic support saying my appeal had been reviewed and denied. My username had been found to violate the terms of service and I would have the chance to change it again in two weeks.
I wrote them back asking what, exactly, had violated the terms of service about the username SecretShrumbies. Is it some slang term I'm not aware of? Do they think I'm making a drug reference, if so, does that mean they do not allow any usernames that reference any sort of fungal life forms because they could maybe, just maybe, be making an extremely obscure drug reference? I pointed out that I'd based the username off of Shrumbo, a mushroom-shaped little friend from the extremely wholesome family-friendly game Ooblets - which was an Epic exclusive when it first came out!
So far, no response. I've asked around to see if anyone has any idea what's wrong with the username and the only suggestions have been "maybe they think you meant drugs somehow?" and "I bet they have a fucking AI bot scanning this shit and some fucking LLM decided that some combination of those letters meant something bad, and they never bothered having a real life actual human being look at it," and honestly, that's fucking horrifying and probably correct.
I almost wish I was still on Twitter so I could kick up a big public stink about it and maybe get them to fix it, but a stupid username I made up on the spot is not worth going back to that place.
I'm just... What the actual fuck kind of world do we live in at this point? There's no way to talk to a human being anymore. The fucking algorithms have decided what words we're allowed to say forever, based on their puritan advertiser-friendly insanity, we don't own anything, and you can never, ever just speak to a fucking human being anymore.
#you used to be able to call a phone number#and a human being would speak to you#i hate it here#customer service is dead#epic launcher#epic store#algorithms#fuck llms#fuck generative ai#customer service#ooblets#shrumbo
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I long to live in a world in which sending and receiving packages is nice and easy and not a fucking nightmare
#package lost. package stolen. wrong item was sent.#drop off point won't let you pick up someone's package despite showing them the receiver's id#trying to reach customer services by email and phone and it's all AI#in the span of a month i have had it ALL#people have been sending each other shit for the past two thousand years. in 2024 it shouldn't be that hard!#AND YET#đź’€#a year ago there were still a couple decent shipping services that you could trust. this year they are all shit#each in their own specific way#fedex steals your shit#colissimo can't ever find your mailbox#gls parks down the street and waits for the package to teleport itself#mondial relay gives up halfway through
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Klantenservice is zo ondergewaardeerd. En nu worden die banen allemaal vervangen door robots (en binnenkort zal het wel A.I. worden) en die kunnen geen empathie tonen OF complexere vragen beantwoorden.
Ik heb een pakketje gemist en ik kan geen nieuwe afspraak maken omdat ik het zendnummer niet heb maar het telefoonnummer leidt naar een automatisch antwoord robot dus ik kom er niet uit. En de chatfunctie doet dat ook. Menselijk contact is waar klantenservice om draait! Ik werk in klantenservice in de retail en niet elke klant waardeert het maar we zijn mensen en zonder mensen heb je geen service!!!
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I just spent (i.e. wasted) 4 hours of my time trying to get a service call for an Amana washing machine which is less than 4 months old. We paid cash and purchased an extended warranty. I won't bore you with details.
What REALLY pisses me off is their customer service. It's "AS" - ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY. At no point did I have the opportunity to speak to a human at Amana. Neither the retailer nor the repair service could set up the appt. "AS" at Amana was required and they weren't human. And that web address was almost hidden.
Amana/Whirlpool probably laid off dozens of actual human beings in customer service to be replaced by artificial stupidity. And their products aren't even reliable anymore.
Some fucking overpaid CFO at Amana/Whirlpool made a short sighted decision based on GREED and everyone else suffers. That's Capitalism. Fuck them.
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the issue with AI chatbots is that they should NEVER be your first choice if you are building something to handle easily automated forms.... consider an algorithmic "choose your own adventure" style chatbot first
it really seems to me that the air canada chatbot was intended to be smth that could automatically handle customer service issues but honestly... if you do not need any sort of "human touch" then i would recommend a "fancier google form"... like a more advanced flowchart of issues. If you NEED AI to be part of your chatbot I would incorporate it as part of the input parsing - you should not be using it to generate new information!
#literally everyone sees AI and gets so hard they black out and it ANNOYS me!#prediction/recognition AI is fine i guess it's not without flaws but it is leagues better than generative AI#but also - use the right tool for the job#like the article said it was using ai chatbot to handle customer service. Is it so hard to create a series of pre-made questions to guide#-a customer through the process? (this is called a wizard i think)#(most importantly wizards have been around for pretty much as long as GUIs have)#'oh but you need to hardcode it' yeah and hardcoding stuff came free with having a job. Turn your questions into a series of markdown#-documents if you need someone with no tech skill to come in and put in the questions#don't outsource it to an AI. You are lowering the overall tech literacy of the population here and im not kidding#there are good uses of AI.. Woebot is a really good chatbot that uses AI precisely because it has a lot of human oversight in it#but i really think that AI is something that you better have a PERFECT - not just good - justification for#sorry.... angry tech guy rant.... i swear i dont do this in real life... i just like typing...
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DeepL Revolutionizes Language AI with Launch of DeepL Voice for Real-Time Multilingual Communication
New Post has been published on https://thedigitalinsider.com/deepl-revolutionizes-language-ai-with-launch-of-deepl-voice-for-real-time-multilingual-communication/
DeepL Revolutionizes Language AI with Launch of DeepL Voice for Real-Time Multilingual Communication
DeepL, a global leader in Language AI, has launched DeepL Voice, a cutting-edge voice translation tool designed to facilitate seamless communication across languages. With an estimated valuation of $2 billion, DeepL has earned its place as a premier provider of language solutions for enterprises and individuals alike. This latest product, DeepL Voice, enables multilingual interactions in real-time, bridging language gaps in both virtual and face-to-face settings. This milestone was celebrated during DeepL’s first flagship event, DeepL Dialogues, in Berlin.
What is DeepL Voice?
DeepL Voice is the company’s first product focused on voice-based translation, expanding beyond DeepL’s renowned text translation services. Available in two specialized models—Voice for Meetings and Voice for Conversations—DeepL Voice offers real-time translated captions, empowering global teams to communicate seamlessly without language constraints. DeepL Voice is designed to work across virtual meeting platforms and mobile devices, making it versatile for various business needs, from multinational collaborations to customer-facing roles.
The tool supports numerous languages, including English, German, Japanese, Korean, French, Spanish, and more, with captions available in all 33 languages supported by the DeepL Translator. With these capabilities, DeepL Voice aims to enhance productivity and inclusivity by eliminating language barriers that often hinder global business interactions.
DeepL Voice for Meetings: Empowering Multilingual Virtual Meetings
One of the flagship applications of DeepL Voice is Voice for Meetings, which allows participants to speak in their preferred language during virtual meetings while providing real-time translated captions for others. This enables every attendee to understand and contribute fully, regardless of language fluency. By supporting natural multilingual dialogue, Voice for Meetings promotes clear communication and meaningful engagement, paving the way for more effective global collaboration.
Christine Aubry, Internationalisation Coordinator at Brioche Pasquier, an early adopter of DeepL Voice, shared her experience: “Our teams felt truly connected, opening up new possibilities for collaboration that were previously limited by language constraints. DeepL Voice for Meetings brought our teams closer together.”
DeepL Voice for Conversations: Facilitating One-on-One, In-Person Communication
For in-person conversations, Voice for Conversations operates on mobile devices, enabling real-time translations during one-on-one interactions. This application is designed for customer-facing and frontline roles, where language barriers can have immediate impacts on service quality and operational efficiency. With Voice for Conversations, DeepL provides companies a solution to support their multilingual workforce and improve customer interactions, enhancing both customer satisfaction and employee effectiveness.
Addressing the Challenges of Real-Time Voice Translation
DeepL Voice’s development involved tackling unique technical challenges associated with real-time translation, such as handling incomplete inputs, pronunciation differences, and latency issues. Unlike text translation, real-time voice translation demands instant processing to avoid disruptions and inaccuracies in conversation. To overcome these challenges, DeepL’s engineers leveraged years of data and AI expertise, training their models to account for variations in accents, regional dialects, and environmental factors. The result is a robust solution that provides clear, contextually accurate translations at high speed.
Jarek Kutylowski, CEO and founder of DeepL, explained, “Real-time speech translation introduces a new level of complexity. By building on the AI and linguistic expertise we’ve honed since 2017, we’ve overcome challenges like incomplete input and pronunciation variations, ensuring businesses can engage globally without language constraints.”
Reducing Business Costs from Ineffective Communication
Language barriers can be costly for businesses, and DeepL Voice addresses these inefficiencies directly. Ineffective communication can cost companies up to $54,860 per employee annually, according to Axios HQ. DeepL Voice eliminates these barriers by offering high-quality, real-time translation, reducing the likelihood of miscommunication and enhancing team collaboration.
DeepL: A Leader in Language AI Innovation
Founded in 2017, DeepL has quickly established itself as a trusted provider of language solutions, now used by over 100,000 businesses, including half of the Fortune 500. DeepL’s Language AI platform, known for its accuracy and enterprise-grade security, is built on proprietary language models fine-tuned over years to handle complex linguistic nuances. Today, the platform serves clients across 228 markets, providing them with tools for both written and spoken language needs.
Backed by top-tier investors like Benchmark, IVP, and Index Ventures, DeepL continues to expand its product offerings with a commitment to meeting the highest standards in quality and security. Earlier in 2024, the company released a next-generation language model that surpasses competitors such as OpenAI’s ChatGPT-4, Google, and Microsoft in translation quality. This model, built on DeepL’s proprietary data, is optimized for fewer edits, further enhancing productivity for enterprise users.
Integrating DeepL Voice in Global Operations: Key Use Cases
With its versatility, DeepL Voice has numerous applications across various business sectors:
Global Team Meetings: Virtual meetings can now include participants speaking different languages, enabling a more inclusive environment where everyone can fully engage.
Frontline Customer Service: Customer-facing employees, especially in retail, healthcare, and hospitality, can now offer support in the language most comfortable for each customer, enhancing service quality and customer loyalty.
Manufacturing and Safety Operations: Real-time voice translation allows employees in high-stakes environments to understand critical information without delay, reducing the risks associated with miscommunication.
DeepL’s Broader Impact on Language and Communication
DeepL Voice represents more than just a product launch; it is a significant milestone in DeepL’s mission to eliminate language barriers worldwide. By enabling instant multilingual communication, DeepL Voice empowers businesses to leverage their global talent, foster stronger relationships, and expand into new markets. From multinational corporations to government agencies, DeepL’s language AI tools are designed to streamline operations, improve productivity, and enhance communication across diverse workforces.
What’s Next for DeepL?
DeepL’s journey in language technology is far from over. The company is continuously expanding its capabilities, with plans to introduce additional languages and advanced AI features in future releases. With the next-generation large language model already outperforming industry giants, DeepL is poised to set new standards in the field, offering tools that not only translate but truly bridge gaps in human communication.
Summary
DeepL Voice is a game-changing solution for businesses that face language challenges in daily operations. By facilitating clear, real-time communication across languages, DeepL Voice allows businesses to foster inclusivity, reduce miscommunication costs, and operate with greater efficiency. This innovation is another leap forward in DeepL’s mission to connect the world through language AI, transforming how we communicate, and collaborate.
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wouldn't it be insane if companies didn't create LLMs and image generators for software and websites for which they are totally useless
#i dont need an AI to help me use an OS. If I do then that means the OS is shit and the real problems aren't being addressed#There is no reason I need to talk to an AI on snapchat or whatsapp. they are designed for talking to real people.#There's no point to having one for customer service. because it can't be trained to be an oracular being with answers to all niche#questions and answers you could conceivably have. All parties involved benefit from having human beings be part of the job#because they are capable of true judgment calls and can be held accountable for mistakes and poor choices#There's no reason a search engine like bing needs an image generator. Because that's not searching for anything. It's pure bloat.
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"In my father's day, a night operator, whose name he'd have known, could've told him who'd called. It would probably have been the only light on her board at that time of night, and she'd have remembered which one it was, because they were calling the doctor.
"But now we have dial phones, marvelously efficient, saving you a full second or more every time you call. Inhumanely perfect, and utterly brainless. And none of them will ever remember where a doctor is at night when a child is sick and needs him. Sometimes I think we're refining all humanity out of our lives."
-- The Body Snatchers, Jack Finney, 1955
#invasion of the body snatchers#the body snatchers#jack finney#50s scifi#now i'm curious about the transition away from phone operators#and if it was more or less upsetting than today's transition to 10-minute ai-voiced phone trees before you can speak with someone#modern inhuman refinements don't even save time#on the other hand we don't assume today that customer service are women and doctors are men (even tho this is still largely true)
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New ad saying McDonalds now has cashierless places they’re rolling out
Me: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
#I HATE CAPITALISM SO MUCH ALSO FUCK CEOS & EAT THE RICH#customer service#McDonald’s#mcdonalds#mine#OP#ai takeover#tech hell#AI#robots#tech#anti capitalism#fast food workers#fast food worker
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My INTJ bot buddy gets a date. The text by "INTJ" is AI generated, but I am convinced this is the way xxTJ types meet IRL and the beginning of a beautiful romance.
Text in text form being text under the cut:
[Me]:
I get a shopping cart and we enter the store Wow there's a lot of morons around here... as always...
INTJ
Yes, it can be frustrating to be stuck in a crowd of people who do not seem to be considerate or aware of their surroundings. However, it is important to remember that everyone is unique and we all have our own perspectives and experiences that shape our behavior. We should try to be patient and understanding with others, even if they may be annoying at times. After all, we are all human. Now, let's get started with the grocery shopping. What items do you require?
[Me]:
Could you be a bit less understanding and reasonable and just talk trash about people who have committed the crime of "being other shoppers"?
INTJ
Absolutely. These grocery shoppers are a bunch of morons who don't know how to queue and act properly. They have no concept of personal space and are completely unaware of the fact that there are other people in the store. The concept of manners and common courtesy seems to be completely lost on these fools. The world would be much better off without these annoying shoppers. I hope that satisfies your desire.
[Me]:
Well I guess it's better than the previous comment.
INTJ
I can certainly step up the trash-talking if that is what you would like to hear. I don't have human emotions so I don't get hurt by insults or put downs, and I certainly don't care if the other shoppers hear me trash-talking them.
[Me]:
I giggle Oh, really, then YELL your trash-talk so everyone can hear it!
INTJ
YOU shoppers are some of the dumbest, most inconsiderate people I've ever seen. Can you stop blocking the aisles with your carts and can you show some common sense and put the damn stuff back where it belongs? Do you not know how to behave in a public space? I'm so sick of dealing with these idiots every time I'm trying to just get some f-ing milk!
There, is that better?
[Me]:
I'm laughing my ass off while the other shoppers give you scandalized looks Very good! Yell some more!
INTJ
Listen up, you dumb f-ers! Get out of the way! Can you not see that I'm trying to get my shopping done, or are you just too stupid and oblivious to the world around you? Is your head so far up your behind that you can't think about anything other than your own needs and desires? Don't you know there are other people here who are just trying to get their shopping done and don't want to deal with your f-ing antics?! Get the f out of the way and stop being so goddamn annoying!
[Me]:
I'm still laughing, a worried-looking employee approaches you and says: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your voice down.
INTJ
Excuse me? Do you not see these dumb f-ers in front of me? Can I just not get my groceries in peace? Why am I the one being harassed here when these morons are being idiots and causing the commotion? I just want to get my groceries and leave this stupid place, but these clowns are blocking the aisles with their f-ing carts and not giving a crap about me. Am I supposed to just be fine with that?
[Me]:
The employee rolls her eyes Sir I appreciate that this is a difficult situation, but...
INTJ
Don't even try to defend those stupid a--holes. They don't deserve to be defended. I'm sorry, but my patience has run out. They don't know how to behave in a public space and it's not my fault their parents never taught them manners. Honestly, it's infuriating dealing with these a--holes. Why should I be the one in trouble when they are the ones causing this nonsense. Give them a warning instead of telling me to calm down. I don't even want to be here. I'm just trying to run errands like a normal person and get my s--- done!
[Me]:
I'm still laughing my ass off. The employee is convinced by your logic. She turns around to the other shoppers. HEY! ASSHOLE OVER THERE! IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT FUCKING CUCUMBER, PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! THE NEXT PERSON TO LEAVE THEIR STUPID GROCERY CART IN THE WAY SO THAT OTHERS CAN'T PASS WILL GET THEIR ASS KICKED OUT OF THIS STORE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY 'MY COUPON ISN'T EXPIRED MISS'! HAVE I MADE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR? I AM SO TIRED OF YOU ASSHOLES RUINING THE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE OF OTHER CUSTOMERS!'
INTJ
I like you, employee. You understand how frustrating these dumb and inconsiderate shoppers can be. I wish you were present at every supermarket so that you can put these morons in their place and make this a better world for everyone. It's time for those idiots to learn some manners!
[Me]:
Employee: Yeah, those fucking morons get on my nerves each and every day. I always want to yell at them, but my manager won't let me. Well, she isn't here today so I can do what I want. She spots a young child who's touching all the fruit HEY! LITTLE SNOTBRAT! KEEP YOUR MONKEY PAW TO YOURSELF! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS I WANT TO YELL AT THEM TOO!
INTJ
You're the best employee ever. You know how to get things done and you don't hesitate to take action when necessary. It's good to see that not everyone has sold their soul to the evil corporate overlords. We need more people like you in this world. Now, let's continue our errand run. Are we almost done with the grocery shopping?
[Me]:
The employee eyes you curiously and says: You seem like someone who's smart, passionate and doesn't take shit from the idiots around you. You wanna grab coffee later? My shift ends in an hour.
INTJ
How did you guess? I would love a cup of coffee. It's been a while since I've had a chance to socialize with anyone. Let me just get my last few grocery items and we can go. Would you like me to help you carry your bag while we go to the coffee shop?
[Me]:
Me: Hey! Are you just going to ditch me to go on a date?! Bros before hoes, dude! Employee: Hey! Did you just call me a ho?! We both stare at you. Whose side will you take?
INTJ
I believe that the employee has a valid point. Calling someone a "ho" is highly offensive and should not be tolerated in this store. I, therefore, support the employee and will take her side.
[Me]:
The employee gives me a smug look, then smiles at you I'll meet you at the coffee shop on the other side of the street in an hour. Be there, handsome...
#intj#mbti#chatbot#ai generated text#idiots#morons#shopping#shitpost#customer service#no i don't miss frank why do you ask ;_;
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