#criminal!merlin

[justaz]

au where merlin doesn’t know balinor is his father and he and arthur are chilling in his cave and balinor mentions hunith and merlin Locks In as he subtly questions the random man and boom arthur and merlin are aware that the last dragonlord is his father.

[yoonkles]

*media with a tragedy so intense that it haunts the entire storyline*

fanfic writers: i can make it even worse

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Merlin: I support women’s rights. *sees Morgana getting upto shenanigans* but I also support women’s wrongs. You’re doing great Morgana!

[malsdia]

merlin fic where he accidently (or not) turns himself into a cat. decides he likes it a lot cause it gives him more freedom to move around and 'no thoughts head empty only meow' mentality. so he just goes around as a cat sometimes.

he also absolutely abuses the cat privilege to just knock shit off castle shelfs. stealing things from the castle kitchens. but most importantly absolutely annoying the fuck out of arthur whenever he's pissed off at him.

he will get into his chambers and bite him for no reason. steal food from his plate. arthur is confused as fuck and he cant really punish a cat. so he has just accepted that he has now developed a rivalry with a cat.

also, merlin as a cat is the sweetest to everyone else. he'll sit with gwen for hours and climb in her lap and purr. but the minute he sees arthur, it's like a switch is flipped. everyone else in the castle is Amused.

lancelot is the only one who knows its merlin btw. but he absolutely aids and abets merlin whenever he can. he will sneak him into arthurs chambers. or help him down from high places that merlin thought he could climb them but he actually couldn't so now he's stuck.

also, arthur sometimes confuses merlin with other stray cats. so he'll be seen looking at stray cats with suspicion and sometimes yelling at them with merlin laughing his ass off behind him

[escespace]

Arthur: I know he might seem clumsy,disrespectful and idiotic but he is not a traitor.

Merlin: jeez... What have I done to earn such a good defense?

Arthur: Shut up Merlin, I'm trying to prove that you didn't break the law.

Merlin: Well, you certainly believe that so that's half the battle won.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

gwaine: you bored?

merlin: yeah (?)

gwaine: wanna start a fight for no reason?

merlin: i thought you’d never ask (!!!)

[smaeemo]

I hate that every man Im attracted to in TV is a middle aged white man, and that every comfort character is an awkward probably autistic queer coded freak

[iseveryoneherederanged]

Finishing a good show after binge watching it for weeks is freaking torture, like how am I supposed to fill my days now?

[naughtygeek49]

When they're the bestest boy ever but also are never allowed anything nice

[jadeb2002]

God I love my little tv twinks

[lesbicosmos]

me fr

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Y’know that one episode where Merlin and Gwen basically speed run that farmer into becoming a fake noble? It was in season 2, I think.

Do you ever think about Arthur wondering why and how they just knew exactly what to do?

And then Merlin and Gwen have to explain it went so well because they’ve done it before, Lancelot didn’t act alone, and by the way his two best friends have a rap sheet of casual treason

That’s why he looked so done when the farm guy looked like a noble.

[atlantablack]

"Love Letter (Clouds)", Sarah Manguso

Mithian/Merlin/Arthur for @merlinrarepairfest Day 5

[rabidwordjumbles]

Idk dude, those ‘00s-‘10s series where it’s always the same 2-10 main characters and there’s a new small storyline every episode and a main storyline and everything is good at the end of the episodes and they always start with a little ‘this is this episodes problem/evil guy’ before the epic intro theme

They hit different