#someone should fix that

[malsdia]

merlin fic where he accidently (or not) turns himself into a cat. decides he likes it a lot cause it gives him more freedom to move around and 'no thoughts head empty only meow' mentality. so he just goes around as a cat sometimes.

he also absolutely abuses the cat privilege to just knock shit off castle shelfs. stealing things from the castle kitchens. but most importantly absolutely annoying the fuck out of arthur whenever he's pissed off at him.

he will get into his chambers and bite him for no reason. steal food from his plate. arthur is confused as fuck and he cant really punish a cat. so he has just accepted that he has now developed a rivalry with a cat.

also, merlin as a cat is the sweetest to everyone else. he'll sit with gwen for hours and climb in her lap and purr. but the minute he sees arthur, it's like a switch is flipped. everyone else in the castle is Amused.

lancelot is the only one who knows its merlin btw. but he absolutely aids and abets merlin whenever he can. he will sneak him into arthurs chambers. or help him down from high places that merlin thought he could climb them but he actually couldn't so now he's stuck.

also, arthur sometimes confuses merlin with other stray cats. so he'll be seen looking at stray cats with suspicion and sometimes yelling at them with merlin laughing his ass off behind him

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… we need more content of tanya with her hair down

[offrozenmemoirs]

Hmmm

[cyb3r-mutt]

um hi do you like kissing

Hiiiiii!!!!!!! Yes I do!!!!!!!! Very much so!!!!!!!!!! :3 actually im currently suffering from a severe lack of kissing and it’s truly devastating

[supportingfire]

it's a shame thoma has a hand and no one is holding it 😔

[donatransgender]

can i just say that i absolutely LOVE how much fan content people have made of the Hamatos having cute family moments with each other? hugging, cuddling, kissing (PLATONICALLY), etc. ... it's so sweet. these guys all love each other so much and we're not going to let anyone forget that for a SECOND

[slvrmth]

i cum way too much for someone with an orgasm denial kink

[victorluvsalice]

And then, in the middle of all this, the Grim Reaper showed up. Not for any of my Sims or their pets, though -- for the chickens. You see, the original set that the gang purchased had all gotten on in years, and while I’d turned aging off for the regular Sims, apparently that didn’t apply to the farm animals. So Grim kept appearing throughout the day to collect the elderly chickens, starting with the original brown hen and white hen. He was very nice about it, at least, giving them some final scritches and hugging before disappearing them to the barnyard in the sky.

Anyway, while all that was going on, we had more pet shenanigans! Kelly took her turn sleeping very cutely in the kitchen, while Shadow started sampling the puddle that Alice had left behind before her zoomies. Smiler, fortunately, came in to stop and distract her, and they became friends through some playtime. :) Though Shadow did get dragged upstairs for another bath afterward, as she’d also rolled in said puddle. . . Shadow then comforted a blue-feeling Victor (gotta love doggy hugs), before being directed down to the front to start learning how to go outside!

Unfortunately, she chose right in the middle of the front walk to do her business, and when Alice returned to normal and started trying to get to know the dog better. . .yeah. *wince* Sorry, Alice -- I should have picked up that poop earlier! Fortunately, she didn’t hold it against the dog, and she and Victor both got in some good bonding time with Shadow and Kelly respectively before she had to head to work. I want everyone to be proper friends with all the pets, after all! No “cat person”/“dog person” snobbery here!

[subconscious-solipsist]

I have a terrible lack of bruising and marks on me :(

[personal-ly]

We need an ao3 x Tumblr x downdetector fic with downdetector being rational and worried about ao3 and Tumblr fully freaking out, absolutely hysterical and crying

HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭

I’M SCREAMING

[dogfagdeathwish]

why am I not dead yet?

[constellation-sapphic]

About to watch this video for the third time today

[cowdragons]

cows getting their big huge heads cuddled and scritched and pet and loved moodboard

[kitkatafterdark]

Both Kat and Nicole have been naughty. They should be punished. Any takers?

[napping-sapphic]

Fun pride month activities to do this june☺️❤️🌹✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️:

hold hands with ME

kiss ME

get ice cream with ME

cuddle with ME

fall in love with ME

get married to ME

grow old and happy and be in love forever with ME

[bunnieswithknives]

Obsessed with his brain