#crime solved

[van-goghs-smoking-skull]

I'm so tired of the brand of person that sees a comment like 'I can't find this book/movie/show/music anywhere' and replies with:

'You can always pirate it.'

If it can't be found AT ALL, there is nowhere to buy OR PIRATE it. Common fucking sense, people.

Now if you have a link, cool, reply with that and prove me wrong, but 'you can pirate it' might just be the least helpful thing a human being can say. The reading comprehension on this site...

It's like that comic of the person saying their fish have all died and everyone trying to help them find the dead fish they are holding or giving advice like 'just make them alive again'.

[teaboot]

Me and all my (many) siblings have all been diagnosed adhd/autistic

Tonight at family dinner one of my brothers swiftly and correctly answered an incredibly specific niche question about the Eastern European political climate in the 1930's, and without missing a beat one of my other brothers just nodded sagely and said "He's one of them useful autistics"

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[jonk-md]

My friend performed a Sherlock Holmes themed play, and they sent me one picture of them, where they were STRUTTING like the streets of London were a catwalk. So here is Holmes doing the very same.

[bloominglegumes]

oops ive hit jazzprowl with the yuri gun insanity this time,,

hear me out human au where they're cops and partners and also wives

[imaginable-horror]

The Leverage universe is so funny because why is being an insurance investigator equivalent to being a Sherlock Holmes

[thefrsers]

#thats my mother and son taking down the bad guy together🥹🫡

[willgrahamsleash]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a bat with the power to turn invisible and also could telepathically affect people to make them understand bat language. Me and my bat friends were solving crimes, and in the dream we were trying to get rid of a man who bought a part of our forest to build a mall. 

[dukeofthomas]

"Are the Robins child soldiers" It depends. If the story is super serious and into exploring complex morality and grounded from reality's standards, then yes. If the story is lighthearted, made for children, fluff, etc., then no. If it's somewhere in the middle, it might depend.

If an author wants to write a story seriously delving into the fucked up-ness of children fighting criminals, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a fun story about villains and heroes featuring Robin in a world where that's not an issue, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a serious story but not apply IRL-logic to Robin, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

[blueteller]

Cale when his people commit crimes: *shudders* "How vicious...!" Cale when Cale commits crimes:

[t8oo]

does anyone remember the columbo episod where he babysits his nephew and his friends

[lesbianjodie]

You know I've been thinking, like. Since the detco movies aren't canon. They should totally do a silly (actually really serious and interesting) one where the culprit actually IS a real monster a la some scooby doo movies, you know? And then let the franchise go on as normal but now we know how the characters would respond to having ghosts in their soup.

[kikihoneyb]

The fact that he’s not in my bed right now is a crime.

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I love when House and Wilson are arguing in the middle of a big case, and the conversation goes like this:

House: You've been hiding something from me. And I've finally figured it out.

Wilson: I'm hiding lots of things from you.

House: I went through your place.. I couldn't believe what I discovered.

Wilson: Damn you weren't supposed to find out about the hole in my basement that I use for dumping bodies.

House: Yeah, well - *he freezes* Hole... hole... that's it! He's got parasitic worms up his ass!

*House rushes away, leaving Wilson sighing and thinking about how he should have hid his Beyoncé tickets better*

[malpractisnt]

Sherlock x text posts >: