#creepypasta funny

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[scary-lasagna]

Jeff: You can't think of one thing you like about me? Not one? Jane: Jane: I like the sound you make when you're pushed down the stairs.

[uncannyoceanz]

Jason the Toymaker Drawing + HCs

[Art request: One of my friends lol]

Headcanons:

Jason The Toymaker - He/Him

Homophobic closeted gay 😊

Jester fucker (cough candy pop cough)

anger issues?!?!

6’1 feet tall

french and British woaaahhhhh😱🇫🇷🇬🇧

fashionista I can’t spell lol

hates little kids yuck

knows the tea fr?!?

Is chill with Sally, but fuck Ben, he’s mean >:(

Resting bitch face :)

HAAAATES animals. Mainly dogs, they’re scary asf.

Twink energy?!

He’s a perfectionist, we all should know that by now

fashionably, yes. Mentally, NO.

W manipulator W manipulator 👏🏻 yeayyyyy! Woooo! 👏🏻 👏🏻

should I do Candy Pop x Jason the Toymaker headcanons next :)

I’m autistic:D

Someone tag Kristaquhasi I forget their name FUCKIN JASONS CREATOR I CANT IM SICJ IM SHINSWISNWIWNSBUBUOD RAGHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LOVELY BABBY EGGS HELP ME😭😔💔

[the-retelling]

Still alive on here, just brainstorming and planning 👋

Several more chapters for the Re-telling One shots have been posted by V, you can find them here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52355593

No time frame for when we'll start posting Retelling chapters but we'll let you know when we're ready.

Meanwhile have an out of context meme. - A

[redava6]

Sketch two boy's

[duskooky]

G E O F F   D A   K E E L A H

[wetbrain]

Uh oh!

[dadumtss]

I couldn't get this outta my head

Slender Family Game Time:

LMAO! Thank you so much for sending this, I love it so much! 

I can actually see Offender coaxing the whole Slender Family into playing a ‘home brew’ Uno game where he replaced all of the ‘draw 4′ cards with custom cards. 

Splendor pulls this card and the whole family is watching him draw card after card while Offender is just like : “Damn, thought that would work.”

Some other cards from this Uno game would include: 

[hurricanepursonafied]

I’m back on the grind of getting through Marble Hornets but I semi forgot my place AGAIN so I have to hop around each video to try and find my place lol

[fattuccini-afraido]

Liu, philosophically: What's normality?

Jeff: What's home?

LJ: What're cows?

[scary-lasagna]

Slender: Why must you and Jane bother each other so much just to cause an argument? Jane: Oh! Nono! We don't argue. :) Jeff: She bashes my head in with a rock and then I walk it off like the man I am. End of story. Jane: No arguing involved. Slender, sighing in disappointment:

[jazminelithartblog]

Bruh my OC didn't have to roast BEN like that man 😭🤣

[uncannyoceanz]

Bloody Painter: “I usually paint things that I like, or the first things that come to mind.” Puppeteer: “Why do you have a bunch of paintings of me in your closet, Helen? Bloody Painter: “Uh…” *Blush* Puppeteer: *Blush* “I like them, they’re nice. Also………You like me…?” *smile* Bloody Painter: “Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hehe…” *nervous little laugh*

[the-retelling]

[redava6]

Oh Ticci Toby...

[paganprankster]

I wanted to add onto this idea!

happy birthday slender fella

like the idea that he has no sinister intentions hes just a guy who lost his art in the woods and is also like 9ft tall with no face in a 3 piece. to each their own, though.