#crack cakes

[eatengood]

Crack Cake Recipe

When we think of a crack cake, what comes to mind? It is a delicious dessert made with a mix of ingredients like cake mix, pudding, and butter.

[jamjoob]

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[soadscrawl]

TOGETHER, THEN

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[sayangrafayel]

MC interrogating Zayne on his sleeping schedule

MC: *sharpens knife* I've got ways of making people talk.

MC: *cuts a piece of cake*

Zayne: ...Can I have some?

MC: Cake is for talkers.

[gleafer]

I spend way too much time thinking about your art. Send help.

Perhaps… MORE ART WILL HELP

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[eveninglakehomeworld]

so, in case you were wondering, that Nevarran Hazelnut Torte from DA: Veilguard is in fact very yummy! this is Emmrich's mother's recipe, which Lucanis makes for Rook, taken straight from the game!

recipe is transcribed as-is from the game below, with any additions/changes we made [in brackets].

CAKE: One and a half cups of sugar Two cups of finely ground toasted hazelnuts Three quarters of a cup of sifted flour Two teaspoons of baking powder (sift into flour) Eight eggs, whites & yolks separated One and a quarter cups of apricot preserves Apricot liqueur for brushing ICING: Eight ounces of chopped up dark chocolate One cup of heavy cream Pinch of salt Two tablespoons of orange liqueur or rum or strong coffee (if wanted)

INSTRUCTIONS: Beat egg yolks with sugar until thick and light yellow. Beat egg whites in fresh bowl. Mix ground hazelnuts into the egg yolk and sugar. [my partner also added a teaspoon of vanilla extract here.] Slowly add flour, then GENTLY!!! fold in egg whites. Butter and flour two eight-and-a-half-inch pans [we used 8 in.] Bake around an hour, 325 degrees. Take cans from pans, cool, split in half. Brush with apricot liqueur. Warm apricot preserves, strain out skins. [partner put skins back in a pan with the apricot liqueur before brushing it on and let it warm up a bit to cook off some of the alcohol taste bc he didn't like it lol, then he strained the skins back out again and brushed that on.] Spread preserves across cakes, then some icing, as you stack. decorate with icing and whole hazelnuts! ICING: Gently boil cream, then pour over chopped up chocolate. Add pinch of salt for taste. Stir, then let rest for 15-20 minutes to make sure it's all melted. Cool completely, then whip it up and decorate the cake. Can add in coffee or liqueur (or both) to taste. Can also add in ground hazelnuts when whipping up the icing, to add texture.

other notes:

my partner made chocolate bark for the outside of the cake. tutorial for that here! we didn't add toppings of course, just the plain chocolate.

we kind of just freestyled the decorating in general... we put some shucked hazelnuts in a plastic baggie and smashed them with a meat tenderizer to get the little pieces we sprinkled/dusted on most of the top, lmao. saw someone else make this cake and draw the mourn watch symbol on the top with icing which was v cute!! wish we'd had the time for that!!

[circusmantis]

The girls that get it, get it and the girls that don’t, don’t.

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[teagrammy]

It is genuinely such a treat watching Nicola Coughlan act out these subdued, furtive Regency panic attacks after watching her go full hysterics, balls to the wall freaking out as Clare Devlin. She truly has the range

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[psykoe100]

Congrats on the loss boys. Love Wins <3

[sayangrafayel]

MC: When’s the last time you had a carrot?

Zayne: Well it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.

MC: Hey! Cut it out, cake boy. You’re making health insurance more expensive for everyone else.

[A/N: Even though he's a doctor.. MC is still correct.. kinda..]

[wangxianficrecs]

cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise

cookin' up a storm, piece of cake

by livinginaworldofnoise (@gh0st-0f-luke)

G, 9k, Wangxian

Summary: yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe. yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆] ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse? OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog Kay's comments: A modern Wangxian love story told through recipes and comments on a recipe blog! Really enjoyed it and the recipes are inspired by actual recipes as well, so you can even try them out yourself. Seeing how Wangxian's relationship developed through comments was really fun and nothing I had seen before! Excerpt: Wei Wuxian, The video you sent, while unnecessary, looks fine, as do the scones you made. I do not wish to receive a sample by mail. Do you have any specific concerns about the recipe you wish to address? Regards, Lan Wangji P.S. As a mechanical engineer, how have you managed to struggle so much with all of my recipes? They are extremely straightforward, especially if you have a basic understanding of science, as you apparently do.

pov third person, modern setting, modern no powers, social media, baking, baker lan wangji, engineer wei wuxian, crack treated seriously, fluff and humor, epistolary, wei wuxian is a little shit, developing relationship, getting together, strangers to lovers

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