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"What are you two doing?"
Percy looks up from his bubble bath, Dionysus, who's sitting next to the bath on the ground with grapes, raises a brow and both stare at the flabbergasted Hermes.
"Hanging out?" Both say, Percy's more of a question while Dio's is more of a deadpan.
Shrugging, Hermes joins in, floating above Percy to see the comic he's reading, having stolen some grapes from Dionysus.
That's how Apollo finds them.
#cousins being cousins#“what are u doing perry?”#“nothing david just chilling.”#thats how dionysus joined him#percy jackson#percy jackson prompt#percy pjo#percy jackson incorrect quotes#writing prompt#pjo dionysus#pjo hermes#pjo apollo
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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One more doodle dump for the mental health, ft. baby Telemachus :D
#The project I'm working on is going to take much longer than I'd like#So meanwhile have this#If Odysseus can have a jetpack then Telemachus can have a cousin#I've noticed that 98% of my Eurymene comics end up with him being flustered#Will that stop me?#No#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic odysseus#odysseus#eurylochus#epic eurylochus#ctimene#eurymene#epic penelope#penelope#epic polites#polites#odypen#my art
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Ah the dichotomy of the Celestia family... The preps and the goths
#Ive been writing of this insane disfunctional fam#and I've been obssesd#this is like beyond found family#yknow like. theyre gods#princess celestia#furry#but theyre still out here being weirdos#mlp#cadance as the weird cousin#luna#anthro#mlp fim#celestia#princess cadance#cadance#princess luna#alicorn#that tells sunset she should be at the club#mlp fanart#ah theyre so iconic#sunset shimmer#anthros#I feel liek celestia and cadance would both be school famous lol#jock celestia when
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incest baby trio but I de-incestified them
+regular inbred version
#my art#asoiaf#now instead of being sibling-cousins they're just *checks notes* siblings and THIRD cousins! yay ^_^
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Regulus: *coughs blood*
Sirius: Don’t die Regulus
Regulus: Don’t tell me what to do
#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#probably what happened in ahb!#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#regulus a black#regulus being a little shit#regulus being regulus#sirius black#sirius o black#sirius orion black#sirius and regulus#regulus and sirius#the black brothers#black brothers#black cousins#black family#source: tumblr
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I'm such a sucker for reunited families
Did you know that the specific tag "Happy Frodo" only has two posts under it? I think that's hilarious
#lotr#lord of the rings#happy frodo#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#pippin took#meriadoc brandybuck#pippin and mery#pip being the tiny little cousin is so good imo#until he gets the growth spurt from the magic ent water ofc#my stuff#tolkein
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runs in the family.
#garrett hawke#rhys amell#warden amell#hero of ferelden#dragon age#da2#handers#morriwarden#helplessly devoted to questionably driven apostates in spite of controversy….. the amell family tradition#anyways um. i have a lot of thoughts about the hof and hawke being cousins. like that’s soooo fascinating to me all things considered#second cousins i guess. but im still being crazy about it
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Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.
Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?
Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.
The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.
Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.
It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.
I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.
He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#STANLEYYYYYY#STANLEY THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sharky rants#Just. Imagine the fucking shame you have to live with#the shame that you can never be yourself. That anything you were is unwanted and forgotten#The shame of just BEING- Of taking space of- of /breathing-/#Imagine the world; your friend; your family; your colleagues being so ashamed of having known you#that you feel more comfortable with a persona to present.#You feel more comfortable stealing the identity of someone you care for deeply if only to help#If only to feel capable for once. To feel like you belong- Like youre doing something good for once#Imagine the shame that brings you to be comfortable not being yourself for 40 years.#ALL CASE YOU BROKE ONE FUCKING PROJECT??????? COME ON#I mean- the deeprooted shame was started from earlier. He was 'the stupid twin“; 'the troublemaker”; “the cheat and thief”#This was a long time coming#But those werent MISTAKES- The one time he genuinely made a Mistake he lost everything#Like he really mattered so little to the people around him#and he cant really blame them.#My cousin is a genius. Hes smart and academically achieved since I was a baby.#The only thing I had that he didnt was my ability to draw. to be creative. The guy for the longest time had a better social life then me too#I used to get brought to tears seeing his accomplishments- seeing people praise him. The shame lived in me any time I had to see him#The shame that I was the black sheep of the family next to the golden standard for a son- for a student- for a friend.#when I was none of those things#And Im lucky he was my cousin- cause if he was my brother that would have haunted me EVERY DAY rather then once or twice a year#Im better with it now; Im more content with who I am- But trauma dump aside-#I very very very much understand Stans shame in being the stupid one. The unachieved one in a family full of achieved people#the shame thats angry at him for being better. at the family for treating him special. and most of all at yourself that you cant be better#its a visceral feeling that I sadly understand
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i think it's really really Really funny when there's a human x nonhuman/species difference couple and the majority of other humans are accepting and maybe even envious about it but the nonhuman side are the disapproving ones who are like you could have settled down with a nice normal partner from your own species but nooooooo you just HAD to indulge your stupid little fetish 🙄
#🐉#cousin trope to that one post about gimli being top tier by dwarf beauty standards and legolas being plain as fuck for an elf#also#TL
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gay knights and dames collages part two
#gay knights#knightcore#knight x knight#arthurian legend#medievalcore#john william waterhouse#edmund blair leighton#lesbian dames#pre raphaelite#decidedly less so this time around#uuh what tags did I use last time#the other post really blew up this will be its less successful cousin#although there are some real gems in here not to brag lmao#anyways I was feeling so many knight feelings that I started historical fencing#again I did this on my tiny phone at work so be nice i know they’re wonky#the hardest part is finding head rotations that actually work#also since people mentioned a lack of lady knights nothing is stopping the ones in armor from being lesbians be creative
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Prompt 225
Klarion is EXCITED. He's absolutely DELIGHTED even, unable to sit still as he flits from place to place. His baby cousin! Is! Visiting! Which OBVIOUSLY means he, as the older one, must make sure the main places are still standing so he can show his itty bitty baby cousin EVERYTHING! After all, he's never gotten to be the older one! He's always been the youngest in the family! But now he has an itty bitty toddler cousin- form recently shifted to match- to teach the ways of Chaos to! He's so EXCITED!
The League and heroes on the other hand, are Very concerned about Why the Witch Boy has been spotted in practically every major city in the US in the last few days. What is he planning?!
#prompts#dcxdp#dpxdc#klarion the witch boy#Danny fenton#Chaos & Clockwork are twin primordials#Danny might be stuck in this toddler form while he grows up again but this won't stop him#He is down for playing with his new cousin- aka causing mischief & exploring#Klarion is the realms equivalent of a 6 year old#Chaos has a very hands off approach to parenting while CW looks like he has a hands off approach#He is in fact a bit of a helicopter parent just via looking through mirrors#Danny is his first ghostling and look at all the danger he's gotten into at the fetus age of 3#He has a right to worry!#DC world is the equivalent of a playground for primordial beings to let their kids run around in#At least that's how they see it#Ghosts fight for playing so that's what Klarion does with the league kid/teen teams lol#There has been many a miscommunication due to most entities avoiding Realms beings like the plagues#space core danny#DANNY IS NOT GHOST KING
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I know everyone says Needles is the Michael of TMAGP but I'm gonna be totally honest, I think Needles is MUCH more like Nikola than Michael.
Someone should draw Michael being cool and mysterious and then there's his weird cousins Nikola and Needles just being. themselves in the background
Additional note: i do actually have a fear of needles which probably makes this post all the funnier
#michael shelley#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#tma micheal distortion#michael distortion#tma#tmagp#nikola orsinov#needles#michael just being his usual cool self#and then needles and nikola just needling and nikolaing in the bg#michael: i am not a who. a who requires a degree of identity-#nikola: MICHAEL NEEDLES IS STUCK ON A HUMAN AGAIN COME HELP ME UNSKEWER HIM#michael: oh for FUCKS SAKE YOU TWO#michael is sick of them#but hes their cool older cousin (even though technically nikola is the oldest i think)
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seemed like the right time
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#you know how you’re like 10x braver being out when other queers are around#anyway transfemme 2012 Leo truther here#tried to stay on model and lol can you tell Rise’s angular shapes don’t come naturally#TMNT 2012#TMNT#ROTTMNT#leonardo#michelangelo#donatello#raphael#rhinociart#save rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#trans leo#turtle cousins au#just realized I gave Raph a tail in the sketch and then forgot to ink it entirely#tmnt crossover
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Modern Day Scum Villain AU where Shang Qinghua adopts Luo Binghe who was left abandoned with no family, or so everyone thought. One day Tianlang-Jun (I have no idea what his human name would be) shows up and reveals that he is Binghe's birth father. Turns out he was sent to prison on false charges, and when he was let out he learned that his lover was dead and so he tracked down their son. He doesn't want to take Binghe away from Shang Qinghua, mostly because he thinks he would be a shit father on his own, so they agree to co-parent the kid. The people around them are like ' this is going to end up like one of those love stories where both parents fall for each other', but nope, Shang Qinghua and Tianlang-Jun can't stand each other. Their parenting style differs too much and they keep getting in each other's way. The situation gets worse when Shang Qinghua starts seeing Mobei-Jun (again, I don't know what to do for a human name), which adds to him trying to be Binghe's step father
#i think we should call it 'Two and a Half Dads'#zzl is also there trying to not be a father#he is fine just being a cousin#lbh is the coolest kid in school bc he has 3 dads#i like to think the washer woman lives close to sqh#and lbh calls her mama#lbh: i have 3 dads and 2 moms#lbh: but one of my moms is dead and the other one lives in a different building#adult: what is going on with your family?!?!#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#luo binghe#tianlang jun#mobei jun#moshang#airplane dad and protagonist son#writing prompt#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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youre itty bitty au is so peak.. can we get more information on peri and timmys relationship?
When Peri went to Boarding School, Timmy was his “Primary Guardian” since his new apartment was closer to Peri’s school than their parents were. This meant that, on some occasions, Peri’s first call would be for Timmy instead of their parents.
Once, Peri got caught joyriding and ditching school campus against curfew. Timmy had to fly out to bail him (and Irep) out of the detention center. They crashed at his apartment while he worked with Anti-Cosmo to remove that incident from their records.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#fop peri#fop irep#timmy turner#peri#irep#asks#itty bitties fop au#THEIR RELATIONSHIP?? THEYRE BROBTHERS UR HONORRR#i didnt add bubbles to the last two panels' dialogues bcs it woulda disrupted the flow i think.#irep loves being a nuisance and a bad influence#timmy is also irep's primary guardian but mostly because anti cosmo cashed in a favor from him ages ago#and timmy's suffering the consequences of that#irep is more like timmy's annoying cousin he has to watch for#or like#if a 24 year old had beef with a 14 year old.#they wouldve been around tweebs at this time#dont ask me for the specific numbers im eye balling it
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