#conversations with my sister

[froggenbie]

once every two months i will have a Deep and Meaningful conversation with my sister and then she’ll say something like “i always liked buford and baljeet from phineas and ferb and i realize now that it’s for the same reasons i like bkdk” STOPPPPPP

[dreamyintersexouppy]

i think the assumption that transfeminism considers closeted trans women as tme kinda misses the whole "transmisogyny affects us wether we transition or not" part of transfeminist analysis

[schwegler]

Sister: Eww, you went on a date with a 22 year old a few weeks ago?

Me: No, I would never date a 22 year old. What would we talk about? Our windows of pop culture don’t overlap enough and that’s how I communicate.

Sister: I though you said you met up with a cute 22 year old?

Me: Yeah. I just didn’t say anything about a date. I also got some cute sushi on GrubHub the other day. Only difference is the sushi didn’t also have to find me cute.

Sister:

[slavicviking]

The Eddie Wakes Up Alone After A Night Together With Steve trope but when Eddie drives up to Family Video to raise hell (he tries the Harrington McMansion first but his monologue is quickly and awkwardly cut short by no one being home) Steve, confused as hell, says:

"Dude, I told you I was leaving for work. You told me, and I quote, 'go get them, tiger' before slapping my ass."

Hm.

Well.

That does sound like him.

Turns out you can have an entire conversatiom with one Eddie Munson early in the morning but there is a negative one percent chance of him actually remembering it before he falls back asleep.

[laomelettedufromage]

Sexuality is fluid and can change but dear god will I never ever give my family an inch on that because they’ll take the mile

[ser-zoras]

i honestly don't understand how anyone thinks the stark sisters hate each other or were evil to each other or whatever. like they're literally just normal siblings being nine and eleven and therefore threats to themselves and others, but its asoiaf so the stakes are unnecessarily high

[notahorseindisguise]

normalise easy would you rather questions

[luna-loveboop]

Had the dumbest conversation with my sister and it reminded me of these two. Sending a resume including SCUBA ocean diving certifications without context while applying for a job seems like something Wind would do.

:)

[here-comes-the-moose]

*looking at old photos of Omega*

Crosshair: Ha, you look like you bite people in this one.

Hunter: Cross, you bit people.

[bitter-caf]

If you write monty without a lactose and gluten intolerance, I eat your liver.

Jk but it's so fun when his bird traits cross into his human form, I don't care if it's a human au or something. You can take the boy out of the crow but never the crow out of the boy.

And if you did not know, birds cannot and should not eat bread or milk. If you wish to feed the crows (or ravens or ducks but never seagulls), stick to various seeds and fruits.

[thebat-musicman]

*over text conversations*

Jason: Stop walking with your computer on, it’s weird

Tim: Tell your spies to leave me alone

Jason: No :)

[froggenbie]

OMFG “when i was a kid i wanted to be in a threesome relationship with the wild kratts brothers” PLEASE. PLEASE STOP

[hollowflight-propaganda]

"we want more realistic traumatized characters who aren't perfect victims!"

y'all can't even handle steven universe and winter wof

[chipper-smol]

you cant do this to me we’ve known each other for less than 30 minutes

[bigfatbreak]

"bfb why all the butterfly miraculous aus" ive had a purple butterfly oc since highschool so im biased as fuck

[recurring-polynya]

It has been 14 hours since I found out that, according to Kubo, Byakuya calls Renji by his given name "because Rukia does" and I am obsessed with this information.

This is both the best and worst possible answer to this question. I feel like if you asked Byakuya, this is exactly the reason he would give. However, if Rukia were present, she would lose her damn mind. While I do think Rukia's assertion that Byakuya didn't look at her even once in 40 years is hyperbole, over that time I can imagine Renji's name coming up in conversation once, maybe twice tops.

Like, two weeks before she goes on her fateful mission to the Living World, B's been shortlisting Vice-Captain candidates, and over dinner, real casual:

B: Rukia. You know your friend?

Rukia: My who now?

B: That friend of yours who shouts too much. The boorishly tall one. With the red hair. Is he in Squad Eleven now?

Rukia (wracking her brain frantically for people Byakuya would consider 'her friend'): You mean Renji?

B: Yes, him.

Rukia: What about him?

B: Is he in Squad Eleven? The Sixth Seat?

Rukia: ...maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next day, Byakuya's office, Renji shows up for his job interview.

B: You must be Renji.

Renji: uhhhhhhhh sure why not?