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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Alayne II (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Alayne II (repost)

Alayne's got the Eyrie under control, poor Sweetrobin included. Lothar x Mya 5Eva and Sansa x Littlefinger NEVA! Myranda Royce is angling for her next husband and everyone in the Vale is probably already looking forward to next spring's big thawed oxen feast. Join us as we head back down the mountain in another of our favorite chapters.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Princess in the Tower

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Princess in the Tower

Arianne's metaphorical guitar smash has got her into prison. Or is it a 5-star spa? In any case our princess learns some home truths from her retconning dad. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei IX (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei IX (repost)

The Devil Wears Donyse, but Cersei's sanity is wearing thin. Our favorite crazy Queen is not a "disciplined thinker", but she would have gotten away with if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Or those dim Kettleblacks. We're all in for Taena '16 and looking forward to that hot Cersburn bath scene in The Winds of Winter. George, pls. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime VI (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime VI (repost)

The Blackfish may be a badass, but if you're maid #4 in the Tully's kitchen, Edmure is the Lord you want. It's time to go beyond the trebuchet and launch ourselves into a discussion of how Jaime's here to clean up Tywin's mess. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime VI (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime VI (repost)

The Blackfish may be a badass, but if you're maid #4 in the Tully's kitchen, Edmure is the Lord you want. It's time to go beyond the trebuchet and launch ourselves into a discussion of how Jaime's here to clean up Tywin's mess. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Brienne VII (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Brienne VII (repost)

Welcome to the Inn of the Lord of the Flies. Brienne is a goddamn hero. Hyle may be a dog, but he's an honest dog. Where's our Son of Nedbert fic? We need something to take our minds off of this heartwrenching chapter.

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Call for Questions: A Dance with Dragons: Tyrion I, Dany I, Jon I

We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, March 16

ADwD: Tyrion I: Tyrion's drunk on the way to Essos

ADwD: Daenerys I: Dany deals with a bunch of shit in Meereen

ADwD: Jon I: Jon deals with Melisandre & Stannis

We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:

Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei VIII (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei VIII (repost)

 Never wake a sleeping Maggy. It's valonqar this and younger, more beautiful, that, as we go all in on that &%#^ prophecy. Cersei finds her Brienne. Feel the Cersburn! 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Samwell IV

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Samwell IV

We've come to that climatic moment in the series where we conclude that fat is not a bad thing, but that Sam is bad at the morning after and George is bad at sex scenes.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cat of the Canals

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cat of the Canals

While GRRM can't seem to decide if there's magic in the world or no magic, we wonder if Arya is in there somewhere as she sees murals of Braavosi go go dancers and plays two truths and a lie.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime V (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime V (repost)

Daven is here for the ride with his hockey beard. Genna has everybody's number. And Papa Tywin made some really questionable deals.

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Call for Questions: A Feast for Crows: Sam V, Retrospective, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, February 16AFfC: Sam V: Sam & the Cinnamon Wind arrive in Oldtown AFfC: Retrospective AFfC: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms TV Show Discussion

We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:

Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei VII (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei VII (repost)

Behold the dogs of war! We contemplate a 19-year-old Jaime, while Cersei contemplates the Arbor wine supply and not-so-fondly recalls nameday sex with Robert. Myrish Swamp? Sounds like you need a shower. And what the heck is Qyburn doing down in the dungeon? Human centipede anyone?

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Brienne VI (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Brienne VI (repost)

Is the path to the Quiet Isle a metaphor for Brienne's long and winding journey or a trip to Ikea? In any case, the Quiet Isle gives Brienne (and us) a welcome pause...and inspiration for all the fanfic.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime IV (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime IV (repost)

Can you smell that Darry air? We meet more fun Freys, and ladies, let's face it, we've all been a Gatehouse Ami. Jaime's a great father figure, but Lancel has a rather strict view of what constitutes treason.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Reaver

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Reaver

Victarion is having a "we're the workers doing all the work and the boss takes the glory" moment. Also, George? Stop naming chapters after nicknames. Even The Reader can't save us from this chapter where George is Boba Fetting to an insane degree. Nuncles at their nunclest.This chapter could have been a Raven. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei VI (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei VI (repost)

No one wants to get their dress dirty. Marg’s posse all have the cool names. So do the ships, and by ships we mean the kind that go in water. Megga x Mark Mullendore and monkeys for everyone? And Sweet Cersei sings: Whatever it is I think I see becomes an Incest relationship to me.