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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Queenmaker

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Queenmaker

When everything that can go wrong, does and it’s because Arianne’s cohort seems to be straight out of a lethal version of Scooby Doo. No strategy, just vibes and snacks for the road. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Brienne IV (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Brienne IV (repost)

Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Drowned Man

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Drowned Man

Come on down for the Iron Islands Kingsmoot which is a combo religious revival meeting/political convention where every Greyjoy nuncle is crazier than the last and the pirate lifestyle ages you terribly.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Iron Captain

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Iron Captain

What is worse than a car show? One with your incestuous uncles, only the cars are boats. Randyll Tarly should get Harrenhal next.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast! In Person! Q&A!

Close The Door And Come Here - In-Person Drunkcast Q&A

Podcasting direct from the Sapphire Isle, we've got empty bladders, full cups and all of your questions in this special first EVER in-person Drunkcast Q&A episode. Hey, it only took us ten years to make this happen.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei IV (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei IV (repost)

We’re all gonna need some wine to get through this committee meeting. Qyburn is the under-appreciated Westerosi Martha Stewart. Lots of heads floating around. Cersei sings "If They Could See Me Now". And LoT gives Ash a Jumbotron proposal she can’t refuse.

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Call for Questions: A Feast for Crows: Cat of the Canals, Samwell IV, The Princess in the Tower

We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, October 20

AFfC: Cat of the Canals: Arya does House of Black & White stuff and then wakes up blind

AFfC: Sam IV: Fat pink mast

AFfC: The Princess in the Tower: Vengeance. Justice. Fire and Blood.

We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:

Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime II (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime II (repost)

There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. In Person Drunkcast - Predictions

Close The Door And Come Here - In-Person Drunkcast - Predictions

We're already very warmed up for our cold open, so enjoy the extra intro as we once again drunkenly podcast from "Tarth." We learn that all of our literary comprehension, foreshadowing and wild speculation will never compare to the accuracy of the Star Trek Tarot cards. It's the Drunkcast Prediction Episode! 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Samwell II

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Samwell II

Gilly has our heartstrings as she and Sam are on the cruise from hell. We would have figured out a way to smuggle two babies out. Meanwhile we’re all getting old. The Eyrie might be a good place for a weekend but we wouldn’t want to live there. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Brienne III (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Brienne III (repost)

Welcome to "Loathed No More," a Jaime/Brienne love story. We don't want Hyle Hunt for Brienne, but maybe we want him for ourselves? Is Mark Mullendore the Ross of the Knights of Summer? Maybe, but Brienne is definitely the Captain America of Westeros. 

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Call for Questions: A Feast for Crows: Alayne I, Sam III, The Reaver

We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, September 22

AFfC: Alayne I: Petyr plots, Alayne listens

AFfC: Sam III: The gang hightails it out of Braavos aboard the Cinnamon Wind

AFfC: The Reaver: Victarion plunders, pillages, and decides to go after Dany

We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:

Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Soiled Knight

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Soiled Knight

Trigger warning for gross objectification as Ser Arys Oakhart navigates Dorne and Arianne Martell. Our listeners love Greyjoys for some reason. We're not judging for you it. In an alternate reality, Damphair would have been a great EMT. 

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Guile here - I'm watching it too, but I'm kind of annoyed how they stole the characterization of Eurydice from Sarah Ruhl's play.

I cannot find Comma in the socials, so please let her know she should go watch Kaos for excelent Stephen Dillane content!

Thanks! This is Comma (https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-commasplice) and I will def check that out!

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I cannot find Comma in the socials, so please let her know she should go watch Kaos for excelent Stephen Dillane content!

Thanks! This is Comma (https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-commasplice) and I will def check that out!

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei III (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei III (repost)

Will Cersei ever learn that paranoia will destroy ya? Speaking of destruction, let us mourn Tyrion’s porn stash. Tommen is the Bubble Boy. Spiced wine is the answer for everything and who knew that Robert was the glue holding Jaime and Cersei’s love together?

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Kraken's Daughter (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Kraken's Daughter (repost)

With Asha and The Reader, maybe the Ironborn aren't so bad after all? Theon Greyjoy! Go see your Mama! Does Tristifer Botley understand how anatomy works, or is he expecting a Kraken to show up with his dozen children? And, we get some meaty questions on Lady Stoneheart, the Targs, and why Dany gets so much fandom hate.