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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei VI (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei VI (repost)

No one wants to get their dress dirty. Marg’s posse all have the cool names. So do the ships, and by ships we mean the kind that go in water. Megga x Mark Mullendore and monkeys for everyone? And Sweet Cersei sings: Whatever it is I think I see becomes an Incest relationship to me. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime III (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime III (repost)

Can you feel the love in King's Landing? Our favorite twins can't. Harrenhal may be a nightmare, but the Golden Bitchslap is every shipper's dream.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Samwell III

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Samwell III

Sam is in hell, but honestly, Sam, get the water yourself and stop whining. Everything sucks, but specifically Dareon. Arya shows up and Sam (and we) are thrilled to see her. If only Aemon had gotten to Dany and/or Oldtown we wouldn't have to write AU fanfic. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Brienne V (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Brienne V (repost)

Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei V (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei V (repost)

It's another rough day at the office for Cersei: bill collectors to the right and laundry accidents to the left. Chicky needs to keep her bitch in line. The North Remembers, but sadly, Cersei has forgotten all she never learned at her father's knee. Join us for for bathtub memories, Kettleblacks galore, the first Ser Pounce sighting, and the proposed prohibition of beets.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Alayne I

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Alayne I

We're calling this a siege even if Petyr isn't. Why aren't there any chickens in the Eyrie? And why is Petyr so gross? No one wants to see Littlefinger die more than we do. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Arya II

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Arya II

The House of Black and White is a cult and you cannot tell us otherwise. Drink if the Kindly Man asks Arya who she is. Chug if he says "you lie." 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Queenmaker

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Queenmaker

When everything that can go wrong, does and it’s because Arianne’s cohort seems to be straight out of a lethal version of Scooby Doo. No strategy, just vibes and snacks for the road. 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Brienne IV (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Brienne IV (repost)

Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Drowned Man

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Drowned Man

Come on down for the Iron Islands Kingsmoot which is a combo religious revival meeting/political convention where every Greyjoy nuncle is crazier than the last and the pirate lifestyle ages you terribly.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Iron Captain

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Iron Captain

What is worse than a car show? One with your incestuous uncles, only the cars are boats. Randyll Tarly should get Harrenhal next.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast! In Person! Q&A!

Close The Door And Come Here - In-Person Drunkcast Q&A

Podcasting direct from the Sapphire Isle, we've got empty bladders, full cups and all of your questions in this special first EVER in-person Drunkcast Q&A episode. Hey, it only took us ten years to make this happen.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Cersei IV (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Cersei IV (repost)

We’re all gonna need some wine to get through this committee meeting. Qyburn is the under-appreciated Westerosi Martha Stewart. Lots of heads floating around. Cersei sings "If They Could See Me Now". And LoT gives Ash a Jumbotron proposal she can’t refuse.

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Call for Questions: A Feast for Crows: Cat of the Canals, Samwell IV, The Princess in the Tower

We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, October 20

AFfC: Cat of the Canals: Arya does House of Black & White stuff and then wakes up blind

AFfC: Sam IV: Fat pink mast

AFfC: The Princess in the Tower: Vengeance. Justice. Fire and Blood.

We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:

Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Jaime II (repost)

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Jaime II (repost)

There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it.

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. In Person Drunkcast - Predictions

Close The Door And Come Here - In-Person Drunkcast - Predictions

We're already very warmed up for our cold open, so enjoy the extra intro as we once again drunkenly podcast from "Tarth." We learn that all of our literary comprehension, foreshadowing and wild speculation will never compare to the accuracy of the Star Trek Tarot cards. It's the Drunkcast Prediction Episode! 

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC Samwell II

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC Samwell II

Gilly has our heartstrings as she and Sam are on the cruise from hell. We would have figured out a way to smuggle two babies out. Meanwhile we’re all getting old. The Eyrie might be a good place for a weekend but we wouldn’t want to live there.