#cleaned the sink

[freepassbound]

Decent movement on Operation: RBHF today.

Now for tomorrow.

[aethersflood]

Wild and impetuous. I expected more of the boy who bested my lord commander. Yet I see why my master covets you so. The power within you, Mythos. The potential.

[housecow]

at this point wouldn't it be better to just never wear a bra?

if i didn’t wear a bra they’d bounce while i walk, and that’s SO annoying

[mascwoman]

Getting horny brushing, conditioning, and polishing my boots. As is my right.

[jonahmagnus]

This is so fucking funny. Like do you think he wrote this himself

[riant-draws]

had a rough day but inking is like getting free therapy

don't look too hard at the arm haha yeah it's way too long, that's what I get for not sketching first lol

anyway this was way more fun to make than I anticipated even if it turned out kinda janky :D the crosshatching on the bottom of his robe and the details in his head are probably my fav parts

[grimstrawberry]

he uses paper plates

[onion-makes-stimboards]

!!Mirror Man Stimboard!!

1--2--3--4--5--6--7--8

[tricoufamily]

tiny tweaks to them bc it's render horsie time. also bonus church look it's where they met. this is also willoughby's court outfit

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm

[transswordbian]

Me as a kid: ew gross why do adults like Grey's Anatomy it's just a bunch of weird sex and drama

Me now, a grown woman: ohhhhh that's why adults like the show about weird sex and drama. It's messy and makes me feel better about the flies growing in my kitchen sink

[bleue-flora]

just a random thought/idea: where I'm from, parents used to make their kids kneel on mongo beans or rice grains for a while as a punishment. I wonder if that's how it feels like to kneel on the obsidian in the cell

Oh yea, 100% I love this. When I’ve gone rockhounding we often wear knee pads depending on the site, because of the sharp rocks, loose and solid, so I absolutely think the obsidian ground is very painful. Especially, because obsidian is volcanic glass so it breaks unevenly with pointy edges and unless they took a grinder to the floor (which even then) it’d be very course not unlike how it’d feel to kneel on beans like you describe, though potentially actually sharp to the point of breaking skin. (If you buy obsidian at a store lots of times the corners are rounded off because they’ve been tumbled (basically sanded down) a little to smooth it out.)

And not to get too engineery, but additionally, obsidian is very hard and not very shock absorbent, meaning it does not absorb much of the energy of your weight leaving the energy and force to essentially rebound back into you. If you’ve ever walked around all day on concrete floors and your legs and feet are sore afterwards this is part of the reason why. The floor isn’t taking a lot of the pressure off your feet like wood does when it bends under your weight. Hence, one of the reasons why we wear padded shoes, especially if you work on hard floors all day, to help absorb some of that energy.

So even without Quackity’s visits and the resulting injuries, Dream’s body would still be in bad condition as a result of the floor alone, not just because of all the cuts from the jagged surface, but the lack of shock absorption. He would likely develop calluses over time to deal with the floor, but there is also only so much you can do if it’s super uneven and sharp. And the result of the forces on his body from a lack of shock absorption would lead him to face a lot of joint strain and likely chronic pain in his knees, hips and lower back as well as muscle pain, posture deterioration and fatigue making it strenuous to stand for long periods of time… in other words, even if the cell wasn’t surrounded by lava, even if he wasn’t starved, even if he wasn’t in isolation, and even if he wasn’t tortured, Pandora’s Vault was still hell and he’d leave that cell in poor physical condition with chronic pain just from the obsidian…

[awsugar]

one of the hardest things for me to do now that i live alone AND especially since shortly after i moved into my first apartment and moved away from home i got promoted into a position that keeps me at work for basically the entire day (and is so exhausting that when i do get home or have a day off all i feel capable of is laying horizontal, on top of the fact that i have baseline extreme fatigue) is cleaning/picking up. it was hard before due to the depression and adhd (which has gotten worse recently yay) but now it feels insurmountable. and i dont have laundry OR a dishwasher. lollll. but anyway today i did not only the dishes that have been sitting in the sink i also did dishes like glasses that have been sitting on my windowsill for months. and is anyone proud of me......

[stayatsam]

i used to make fun of Mr. Clean products because of the commercials and silly mascot but now that i'm a grown adult doing a lot of cleaning i can say that stuff really is magic, i'm sorry Mr. Clean i was not aware of your game

[amygdalae]

hi hello that post you made about #onion berries and how you forgot the WIPE the cutting board made me so stressed. horrid imagery. do you only wipe the cutting board? is it not worthy of a wash, the soap and the water? what color has your cutting board taken? hope you are well, sending love your way

i wipe the cutting board with soap and water yes. the wiping and the washing are one and the same

[aesteriya]

Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Minions: The Rise of Gru Happy Meal™ ???