#carrie kelley robin

[stargazinglesbian]

the many faces of robin (+ superboy)

random sketches i did during school today while i was bored as hell. jason looks disgusting and butt ugly but at least mia and tim are cute

[montic0]

Carrie Kelley Robin aka the most underrated Robin

no prob!

[havenandart]

Carrie Kelley Robin PLS!!! Love her glasses, her boots, her slingshot everything!

i didn't get her lil boots i'm so sorry anon but carrie sketch!!!

[wwprice1]

One more incredible Batober piece by Chris Samnee.

[red-cant-fly]

Carrie Kelley listens to Marina and the Diamonds.

That’s it, that’s the post.

[moonage-gaydream]

Idea: Carrie Kelley wears a skeleton costume this Halloween, and calls herself Scarrie Skelley 💀

[xx-spookyb-xx]

I both love and hate rewatching Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Like, why do I want to give my dad another chance rn? In other news Carrie and Bruce make me feel things and I don’t like it. I just want healthy fatherly affection, is that too much to ask?

(Not to say that Bruce doesn’t also…fail on the fatherly or even healthy side of things, even in main continuity, but he has his moments.)

[incorrectbatfam]

What does Tim say when people ask about his spleen?

Damian: I am updating my blackmail records. Tell me what happened to your spleen in its full hilarity.

Tim: I donated it to a sickly orphan.

Damian: You win this round.

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Tim: I have to be careful, I lost my spleen.

Carrie: How?

Tim: Aliens.

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Tim: I'm zero percent spleen and fifty-nine percent pizza sauce.

Helena: Zero percent spleen?

Tim: Yep. On the bright side, they named a disease after me.

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Luke: I've designed nanotech vitals trackers to be implanted on our spleens.

Tim: Oh, no thanks. I don't have one.

Luke: You don't have a spleen?

Tim: It wasn't paying rent so I evicted it. Lazy freeloader.

———————

Barbara: Why does your chart say you're missing a spleen?

Tim: I made a deal with the devil but I had a discount code so instead of my soul I just needed to sell a non-essential organ.

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Steph: What happened to your spleen? Are you okay?

Tim: I'm fine. It's taking an extended gap year.

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Harper: So... can I ask about your spleen?

Tim: Yeah, don't worry. I was part of a failed science experiment.

Cullen: What'd they do?

Tim: They injected me with a serum that was supposed to make me indestructible. But instead all I got were a spleen removal and chronic insomnia. And a free T-shirt.

Cullen:

Harper:

Cullen: Was it a nice shirt?

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Dick: What do you mean you don't have a spleen?!?

Tim: It was confiscated by airport security.

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Tim: Happy Pride! My spleen finally came out of the closet. And by closet I mean my body.

Kate: Diversity win.

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Tim and Jason: *arguing*

Jason: At least I still have my spleen!

Tim: It's genetic!

Jason: Sucks to be you.

Tim: We have the same dad. It could happen to you too.

Jason, scoffing: Whatever.

Jason, internally: Oh shit, he's right. I need to see Leslie.

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Tim and Bette: *sparring*

Bette: *hits Tim*

Tim: Ow. Time out. That was my spleenhole.

Bette: ...How?

Tim: It took a trip to the Titanic in a soup can with a Playstation controller.

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Duke: Since when did you have that scar?

Tim: Since losing my spleen last year.

Duke: How do you lose a spleen?

Tim: You forget to cherish it.

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Cass: ?

Tim: I digested it.

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Selina: You know I have to tell Bruce about this.

Tim: Okay, fine.

Tim: I had to get it removed as a kid after falling into a well of bats.

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Bruce: Tell me what happened to your spleen so Alfred and Leslie can give you the proper treatment.

Tim: What do you mean?

Bruce: Everyone's been telling me you don't have it.

Tim: Well, I do, so...

Bruce: Alright, I'll have a talk with them about bad taste pranks.

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Alfred: You can't keep the truth from me, Master Tim.

Tim: Assassins stole it.

Alfred: I wasn't born yesterday. Now what really happened?

Tim: ...

[sweetmeatdale]

Isn’t it suspicious how Bruce Wayne is always tired in the daytime? Maybe he gets up to something at night?

Literally no. The dude adopted like six kids and he’s like 35.

He has one employee helping him and it’s an elderly veteran.

He gave an 8 year old child a sword.

He reported one kid dead and then they weren’t. Like they were pranking him or something?

The oldest one invited the Teen Titans to a party in that mansion.

There is no way that that man has enough control of his own life to be getting enough sleep.

[wtungsten]

i was inspired by this post to try to make a somewhat coherent guide to the Robins ^^

you can find the full slideshow here :D

[oocdc-tweets]

This Robin thing got a lot more confusing

Masterpost

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[the-star-rigel]

THE TREES WITNESS EVERYTHING, Victoria Chang

[dying-isnt-good-for-your-health]

This is every Robin to ever hold the title

[havenandart]

MOAR Carrie Kelley pls!! She's the best Robin!!!

a lil carrie doodle :)

(send me characters)

[chenvincible]

Manifesting for the Robins to finally appear in future Batman movies. Or at least in a movie that is NOT animated. DC, STOP BOYCOTTING MY KIDS.

(I really love DC animated universe and how well written it is, but they deserve a movie)

[mantimae]

Lil guys…. Baby birds…… menaces……….