#carrie kelley robin

[stargazinglesbian]

the many faces of robin (+ superboy)

random sketches i did during school today while i was bored as hell. jason looks disgusting and butt ugly but at least mia and tim are cute

[havenandart]

Carrie Kelley Robin PLS!!! Love her glasses, her boots, her slingshot everything!

i didn't get her lil boots i'm so sorry anon but carrie sketch!!!

[wwprice1]

One more incredible Batober piece by Chris Samnee.

[red-cant-fly]

Carrie Kelley listens to Marina and the Diamonds.

That’s it, that’s the post.

[moonage-gaydream]

Idea: Carrie Kelley wears a skeleton costume this Halloween, and calls herself Scarrie Skelley 💀

[xx-spookyb-xx]

I both love and hate rewatching Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Like, why do I want to give my dad another chance rn? In other news Carrie and Bruce make me feel things and I don’t like it. I just want healthy fatherly affection, is that too much to ask?

(Not to say that Bruce doesn’t also…fail on the fatherly or even healthy side of things, even in main continuity, but he has his moments.)

[incorrectbatfam]

What does Tim say when people ask about his spleen?

Damian: I am updating my blackmail records. Tell me what happened to your spleen in its full hilarity.

Tim: I donated it to a sickly orphan.

Damian: You win this round.

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Tim: I have to be careful, I lost my spleen.

Carrie: How?

Tim: Aliens.

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Tim: I'm zero percent spleen and fifty-nine percent pizza sauce.

Helena: Zero percent spleen?

Tim: Yep. On the bright side, they named a disease after me.

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Luke: I've designed nanotech vitals trackers to be implanted on our spleens.

Tim: Oh, no thanks. I don't have one.

Luke: You don't have a spleen?

Tim: It wasn't paying rent so I evicted it. Lazy freeloader.

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Barbara: Why does your chart say you're missing a spleen?

Tim: I made a deal with the devil but I had a discount code so instead of my soul I just needed to sell a non-essential organ.

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Steph: What happened to your spleen? Are you okay?

Tim: I'm fine. It's taking an extended gap year.

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Harper: So... can I ask about your spleen?

Tim: Yeah, don't worry. I was part of a failed science experiment.

Cullen: What'd they do?

Tim: They injected me with a serum that was supposed to make me indestructible. But instead all I got were a spleen removal and chronic insomnia. And a free T-shirt.

Cullen:

Harper:

Cullen: Was it a nice shirt?

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Dick: What do you mean you don't have a spleen?!?

Tim: It was confiscated by airport security.

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Tim: Happy Pride! My spleen finally came out of the closet. And by closet I mean my body.

Kate: Diversity win.

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Tim and Jason: *arguing*

Jason: At least I still have my spleen!

Tim: It's genetic!

Jason: Sucks to be you.

Tim: We have the same dad. It could happen to you too.

Jason, scoffing: Whatever.

Jason, internally: Oh shit, he's right. I need to see Leslie.

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Tim and Bette: *sparring*

Bette: *hits Tim*

Tim: Ow. Time out. That was my spleenhole.

Bette: ...How?

Tim: It took a trip to the Titanic in a soup can with a Playstation controller.

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Duke: Since when did you have that scar?

Tim: Since losing my spleen last year.

Duke: How do you lose a spleen?

Tim: You forget to cherish it.

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Cass: ?

Tim: I digested it.

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Selina: You know I have to tell Bruce about this.

Tim: Okay, fine.

Tim: I had to get it removed as a kid after falling into a well of bats.

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Bruce: Tell me what happened to your spleen so Alfred and Leslie can give you the proper treatment.

Tim: What do you mean?

Bruce: Everyone's been telling me you don't have it.

Tim: Well, I do, so...

Bruce: Alright, I'll have a talk with them about bad taste pranks.

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Alfred: You can't keep the truth from me, Master Tim.

Tim: Assassins stole it.

Alfred: I wasn't born yesterday. Now what really happened?

Tim: ...

[sweetmeatdale]

Isn’t it suspicious how Bruce Wayne is always tired in the daytime? Maybe he gets up to something at night?

Literally no. The dude adopted like six kids and he’s like 35.

He has one employee helping him and it’s an elderly veteran.

He gave an 8 year old child a sword.

He reported one kid dead and then they weren’t. Like they were pranking him or something?

The oldest one invited the Teen Titans to a party in that mansion.

There is no way that that man has enough control of his own life to be getting enough sleep.

[skarmoree]

a veritable flock of Robins

clap and cheer for me pls this took 75 hours

see explanations for the designs here

[l-just-want-to-see]

THE TREES WITNESS EVERYTHING, Victoria Chang

[oocdc-tweets]

This Robin thing got a lot more confusing

Masterpost

First | Next

[mantimae]

Lil guys…. Baby birds…… menaces……….

[wtungsten]

i was inspired by this post to try to make a somewhat coherent guide to the Robins ^^

you can find the full slideshow here :D

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

I have a dumb idea

The justice league (Minus Clark and Diana) thinks that Robin is an immortal being that changes form every 5-10ish years because Bruce never told them he had different robins

Robin I and Bruce having issues near the end was just due to the transformation coming near

Robin II only lasting so long and Bruce’s grief after they attribute to something going wrong with the transformation and do think Robin is dead

However when Robin III comes they assume that Bruce’s grumpiness is attributed to him being over protective after the disaster of the last transformation

The Steph comes and goes back to Tim and they’re all thrown but like maybe this version of Robin is genderfluid and they don’t want to be rude so they don’t say anything

And when Damian comes after 5 years it just solidifies this theory as well as Robin probably being genderfluid cause of Carrie

Yes the bat kids have come to the watchtower as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler

Bruce is unaware

The batkids know and are keeping up the act as they wait for the perfect moment to descend from the celing, all wearing the robin uniform and traumatizing the Justice League

[pkmn-lillie]

thinking about Batman saying "Robin, report." and every Robin, past and present, starts talking.