#carpe donuts

[laeheaps]

hello baby boos, pookies and dopamin donuts enthusiasts! 🍩

it’s been a week since šta bih ja release and i was lucky enough to be an animator that created the music video. i wanted to showcase some of my favorite frames from the animation and also thank everyone who was supporting my animation journey from the start! and of course, big thank you to Joker Out for choosing me for this and Kris for being the coolest co-designer i could dream of 😁

creating my first short carpe diem animation as a practice i never thought it’s gonna take me where i am now, it’s such a surreal feeling. the amount of nice comments, people supporting me, coming up to me on gigs and congratulating, i am still in disbelief. i love you all so much and i am so so thankful 🥹🩷 stream šta bih ja and stream the music video, we all worked really hard on this!

[oldinterneticons]

Carpe Donut

[quodekash]

bl characters as things my friends have said

(but some of them get multiple quotes because I couldnt decide)

my school president edition

gun: “I was ADHDing” 

gun: “You can be mean to your friends. I mean don’t be, but you can” 

tinn: “I think my heart just busted the fattest uwu”

tinn: “when u get to the exam its not gonna be helpful that you spent your lessons drinking gatorade and eating donuts” 

sound: “Make my dreams come true you absolute beefcake of a man” 

sound: “Emotions are like the weather. They just come and they go and you just have to cope with it” 

win: “Im sorry I just started hearing really loud circus music in my head, what did you say?” 

win: “To really carpe diem, to really yolo” 

tiw: “If you have ever looked at your homies and thought DAMN, then you may be experiencing severe symptoms of gay”

tiw: “The gay who gay, gay. The gay who gayen’t, gayen’t”

por: “Today’s gender has been cancelled, I look too good for a gender today” 

por: “I was so young when I was born”

pat: “I forgot the name for the movie 'cars'“ 

pat: “Seeing happy children fills me with dread.” 

kajorn: “You know what a major turn off is for me? When your celebrity crush can’t play Tetris” 

yo: “im a binary man.” 

yo: “You don’t have to be completely straight” 

photjanee: “I never thought I’d have a gay interior designer as a son but here we are” 

gim: “when u get to the exam its not gonna be helpful that you spent your lessons drinking gatorade and eating donuts” 

gim: “I was taught that in sheep class!” 

ill probably be back with more at some point

[smallcloisville]

Lois : When I realized that the man I loved and the hero I admired, were the same person it was like everything just fit into place. I'm going to start with coffee and donuts. Carpe deim Lois. You can do this, and by tomorrow you will be living in a brand new world. 

Lois Lane in costume is the best😍🌸✨

[dogwithglasses]

I was tagged by both @enbywerewolf and @soweli-musi to do this little questionnaire! Thank you friends!!

Last song: ok getting older by corook. It’s so good. Corook is the best

Favourite color: gonna echo Carp and say pink and baby blue. Trans flag colours have been my favourites since before I knew I was trans

Currently watching: fallout tv show!!! Three episodes in and really liking it so far

Sweet/savory/spicy: like. Which of the three do I prefer most? Hmmmm I guess sweet probably. I looooove sweets and treats and cookies and donuts. I do also really really like spicy food and think about a 2 million scoville hot wing I had a few years ago all the time. I was literally just telling some irl friends about how good it was like two days ago

Relationship status: happily married!!! I love my beautiful pawfect wife

Current obsession: arrowfam comics. Green arrow has been my favourite DC comics character since like 2002 (thanks, kevin smith) and I’ve been reading all (or most) of his (and his family’s) appearances since Grell took over in 87. Currently reading some action comics from the late 80s that have stories about Dinah and stories about Roy & Lian. I love this family and the broken man who does his best to keep them together (sometimes his best is not that great lol)

Last thing I googled: the 97 Kull the Conqueror movie bc I was reblogging ellen’s post about it and didn’t want to get the year it came out wrong

I’m gonna tag @bucksteady @atinydroid @kadebronson and my heart my sweet @billieliar

[wutbju]

The Craven

by Arby Jenkins

Once upon a righteous fury While I pondered in a hurry Whether I would someday be ennobled in Collegiate lore— While I wondered, nearly slumbered, suddenly there came a dumber Person even than myself, tap-tapping on my office door. “Tis some Positive,” I muttered, “tapping on my office door— Only Eric, nothing more.

Ah, distinct the recollection of that autumn resurrection Of the question of Steve Pettit’s contract, would it be renewed four more? Eagerly, demanding entry into Admin’s inner sanctum There to press for more tomorrows—for Steve’s now forsaken powers— For the banjo-playing campman whom the Fundies named Doctor. Tossed away for evermore.

Hark, the rising of our mission, sizing up the Board’s ambitious vision Filled me—willed me to fantastic glories not bethought before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating “Could it be that I could do it, take Steve’s place by coup, nor rue it, Ease myself by scheming to be President? Just do it! This I hoped and wanted more.

Presently the coup grew stronger, hesitating then no longer, “Board,” said we, “or Madmen, reformation cannot be foregone; But the fact is you have sinned, against our Pettit you have been

Harping, carping at him, now we rise up to implore, That you stop your firing plans—here I burst in through their door— Silence there and nothing more.

Could it be my powers failing, leaving me with only wailing That I should be hearkened unto as my wisdom I deployed? No one heard me, no one listened, neither Board nor ‘Ministration, Til my voice was rasping vainly with the weakest, “por favor” This I whispered, but they cackled, “No sir, not you anymore.” Ate the donuts, nothing more.

Back into the office turning, my ambition whirling, swirling, Why could I not be the person chosen for the vacant role? “It’s because you’ve not been stable, this and that, you prove unable Through the years your fundy label has not proven to be full. This they told me and it echoed deep into my soul Unproven, I had nothing more.

Quick to Facebook churning, turning, all my grievances a-burning, Soon the friends all gathered, shouting louder than before. “Surely we can overcome the sinful Board and then become them; Wielding all their former power as we wish to make our score— Let us see, then what is out there, keeping us from doing more— Let my heart relax one moment while I ponder what’s in store— ‘Tis my hubris, nothing more!

Now I open up the Answer, to discern the written dictum Of the former Chairman of the Hypocritic Board— Not the slimmest bow he made me as he left the Table gamely, Tossing at me only his disdain while leaving me insanely Gaping at the now-shut door. My ambitions on the trodden floor.

Enter Doctor Alan Benson, lately of Gen Z dissension, Begging them to choose a church ennobled with the “BJ Core,” He’ll be Acting, merely Acting, in the role I craved expecting, Nay, desiring, while expiring Pettit’s case I did implore. Overstepping, always fretting, and my welcome is no more.

Let this be a lesson, children, when you crave a righteous burden Not to see your self-importance as another’s prime devotion. In the end they’ll all desert you and declare they never knew you, While you feign to be so loyal to the Board who now abhor you Joke’s on them, their school is flailing, Fundies are no more prevailing, Legacies now dim and fading shall be lifted nevermore.

[josiebelladonna]

when i go up to monterey next month, i’m going to eat donuts and pie and chicken and waffles, and it helps that our hotel will literally be across the street from black bear diner—so, if my mom’s taking a nap or we don’t feel like eating breakfast in the hotel, i’ll mosey on over there: hell, if i find myself bored at some point like what happened last year, i might even go over there to have my dream lunch of a reuben sandwich with curly fries and a big oreo shake. and i’m going to walk on the beach and along cannery row and get hit with sea spray and find shells to take home with me because it’s my 30th birthday and my poor battered belly deserves a big slice of pie and a big milkshake and i’ve been saving my money, too, so i’m gonna carpe all the diems over that whole-ass weekend.

[bummer-boyy]

[bananakoi]

Inktober day 12

Narwhale donutssssass

Das definitely what the tusks are for

[disastergay]

re: this post, I was able to scrape together a list of Stardew Valley cooking videos eventually! here's a playlist <3

on it are all the SDV canon-based cooking recipes I've found so far (separated into categories below the cut because it's a LONG list)

🍜. 🍽️. 🍕. 🍰. 🍔. 🍱. 🍪. 🥞. 🍣. ☕. 🍓. 🍟.

appetizers & sides:

parsnip soup

cranberry sauce

vegetable medley

glazed yams

stuffing

bread

carp surprise

bean hotpot

fried calamari

cheese cauliflower

tom kha soup

radish salad "sandwich"

crab cakes

meals:

fiddlehead fern risotto

fried mushrooms

dinosaur mayonnaise

stir fry

super meal

survival burger

lucky lunch

pepper poppers

eggplant parmesean

tropical curry

pancakes

spaghetti

fish taco

salmon dinner

pizza

complete breakfast

baked fish

crispy bass

drinks:

beer (non-alcoholic)

triple shot espresso

desserts:

maple bars

pumpkin pie

pink cake

stardrop sorbet

strange bun

chocolate popcorn

rhubarb pie

blackberry cobbler

chocolate chip cookies (evelyn's secret recipe)

blueberry tart

banana pudding

ice cream

based on in-game objects:

lemon lavender stardrop cookies

jelly sweets (prismatic shard)

stardrop shaped donuts

golden walnut bonbons

not edible:

void mayonnaise (slime)

[sutexii]

HEEHEE finally got this chunky post together :^)

My angels I care them so bad

@drtenebres for more !

SAKURA

Haunted her family dojo for a long time in isolation, now abandoned by the living and left to overgrown ruin. She normally protects it from trespassers, but when Aoi shows up one day she let’s her hang around for the company. She still does her usual training, tho it’s more for the comforting routine than anything else. Over time, she starts finding the motivation to fix the grounds up a bit, finding that she still wants to use her knowledge to teach and help others become strong. Her dream is to help someone take her old title as strongest person alive.

She’s a bit standoffish and intimidating to newly met people, more out of awkwardness than malice due to her years of self isolated training. But after so much time spent with a hypersocial fish wife, she’s mostly gotten over that and has a much warmer, comforting social presence (except for with Hiro, but she’s mostly just playing it up bc she likes how easy he is to scare)

While on the search for a young Maki, Aoi came back with a lost kid that she thought was her, but sadly was not. This kid had no other family, so Aoi and Sakura took her in as their own, naming her Tenko.

Sakura became her daughter's mentor, and ended up being the one to keep her out of trouble and channel her chaotic energy with martial arts while Aoi worked on her new bakery business.

AOI

Friendly water elemental that wound up in Sakura’s dojo pond on her travels, and liked it so much she never really went away.

Very social, if she sees folks she’ll come right up and say hello, decide they’re friends and they have very little say in it.

Maintains the large pond on the dojo grounds, filling it with all sorts of fish and aquatic life she finds or rescues, mostly different breeds of carp and amphibians.

Never put much focus on keeping a humanoid form, relying on her loose jacket to do most of the work when that’s necessary. Sakura just carries her in a bucket most of the time anyway, so she never felt the need. However, when Tenko came to them she found herself wanting to do things for her that were difficult with fins, and so she started working on it, eventually doing a pretty passable job..

Realizes hands can also make donuts!! Woah!! So she goes and opens her own bakery, a family business in a quaint village not far from the dojo. It often serves as a hub for their various friends to come pay visits, and they host an occasional holiday there.

[drtenebres]

who are the most developed/most focused on characters right now??

Thanks for the ask!! It’s hard to say who is the most developed character right now, due to so many brain cells trying to work together, but we’ve all got our own individual ones we’re working on that we feel the strongest about !

@shslstraws :

blah blah blah this is where jude talks about oumota -Snelly (SHAAAAADDUPPPPP -Straws) 

Kaito (My beloved) - A commonfolk who was oblivious by the magic world around him until he inevitably is pushed to it, by living his new life as a Tenebroso werewolf. The cause for how he became a werewolf is unknown, and he tries to keep away from his friends and family to protect them from this “curse”. Kaito gets in a mix of mages and eventually meets with Kokichi, a plague doctor who claims he can cure him. He slowly realizes and comes to face the reality that is Tenebres. 

Kokichi (Most developed??) - A mage who lived in an orphanage until he gets adopted by two mages, Nagito and Hajime. Kokichi dreams of being far powerful than both his dads and going back to recruit the other orphanage kids to his upcoming organization. Until he gets a set back when he takes things too far with the magi academy, he gets demoted to a Plague Doctor; a low status of a mage. It is until he meets Kaito, on one of his duties, and believes if he figures out the mystery behind Tenebrosos, he will earn the right to regain his place back in the academy. 

Shuichi (Most Focused on ATM) - Born from the great Kyoko Kirigiri and Makoto Naegi, there are a lot of expectations put upon Shuichi since he was very young. The expectations were too high and too heavy to carry that Shuichi decided to leave behind that life and the Kirigiri name. He meets up with Rantaro who gives him the ability of a werewolf, and thinks he can finally start anew. Until he faces the same problems with being a werewolf and being part of a pack, Shuichi decides to live amongst the commonfolk with his new friends Kaito, Kaede, and Maki by his side. 

@baylardian-1 :

Kyoko (Most focused on) - A detective who grew up working under a large magefolk entity in the specific branch that deals with magic-based crimes. Kyoko is telepathic with a hindered use of magic due to a strange curse covering both of her hands. Because of her ability to read minds and the overwhelming loudness many voices can create in her head, Kyoko prefers working alone. Eventually she retires from her occupation and becomes a private investigator alongside her husband Makoto.

Hifumi (Most developed) - A hamster familiar most closely resembling a smitten patsy for Celestia Ludenberg. Not having many friends he impulsively chose to follow a pretty girl one day and has never ceased. Initially out of threat, Hifumi would perform healing spells for Celestia after her hunts in addition to take care of her every beck and call. Nowadays their relationship takes on a more unspoken respect and fondness for one another.

Mukuro (My beloved) - A Tenebroso werewolf nearing closer to being 400 years old in age. Born a mage alongside her younger twin sister Junko, many events surrounding their past are shrouded in mystery. As a Tenebroso she has an unnaturally extended life. Mukuro is naturally covered in scars and physically looks to be reaching her mid 50's-early 60's. She is most often however seen to be disguising herself as a young girl.

@snellymain :

Kiyo (Most developed) - A socially reclusive vampire with a guilty conscience and a sworn duty to feed by killing swiftly rather than turning anyone else into a vampire; since he hates his vampirism and his sister that cursed him with it. Has a huge fondness for humans and anthropology after his controlling sister's hatred for them caused him to have extremely limited interactions with them. Ends up committed to a mage named Angie while the unwanted spirit of his sister began haunting him after many years of being dead.

Mahiru (Most focused on) - A standard mage with very little powers and a high respect for her non-mage mother, matching her disdain for her mage father. She got into photography as she had no attachment to her underwhelming magic, until her mother urged her to go to an academy so she wouldn't let her powers go to waste like her father did. After doing so, being out in the world more, she met Hiyoko and Hiro; in which she happily adopted the former and angrily married the latter.

Angie (My beloved) - A healing-based blood mage raised communally on an island, she heals others wounds with their own blood and often secretly takes their blood for her own use while doing so; mostly to feed her partner Kiyo, but she also has a fascination for blood of her own, initially being a result of her village's blood sacrifices and now a result of her blood magic. Generally a loud nuisance, though a medically helpful nuisance, in her academy.

@samsquatchem :

Doodle + blurb done by Snelly ♥

Yasuhiro (Their beloved) - A nomadic powerful mage with a wide variety of powers, mostly focusing on clairvoyance and near-limitless telekinesis; generally wanders around getting money wherever he can but spending it horrendously, ending up in a constant flat circle of time. He’s basically homeless; not out of poverty but what he considers convenience and tax evasion, for the most part and bums around Mahiru’s place. Close friends and a father figure to Hiyoko, (much to Mahiru’s initial dismay) the two bond over their shared tendency to wander and be in a new place every week + magic that neither know how to use properly, she became quickly attached to him due to him being the first person to talk to her after she ran away from home. Hiro is able to see the future but unable to speak it verbatim or else the opposite outcome will come to fruition, he can only nudge clients in the right direction of his visions. Most people think his magic is a scam and he’s the most useless mage ever.

@sutexii :

Chiaki (My Beloved) - A wooden mask enchanted with a human soul, powered by dream juice and magic robotics. Created by Chihiro to live in the dream realm (where u go when u sleep + also where the killing games take place) to gather data on it for Chihiro’s research, and help those in it travel safely. Has a deep fascination with the unpredictable and strange, and enjoys seeking out new knowledge wherever she can. Still likes her games, and while originally given access to some to help entertain those she’s traveling with, she just ends up hoarding them herself.

Tenko (Most Focused On ATM) - Commonfolk w/ a smidge of monster that comes out when her anger peaks. Abandoned due to said anger issues as a child, and taken in by Aoi and Sakura. She had a very Ghibli idyllic childhood, having adventures with friends and delivering donuts for her mom. Learned martial arts from her mom, taking a particular liking to Aikido, and through it learned to control her anger. Follows childhood crush Himiko around to protect her, leading to her entering the less than legal artifact smuggling trade with her later in life.

Aoi (Most Developed) - Water elemental with a love for baking donuts and raising/rehabilitating carp. Married to Sakura, having met when she wandered into the pond in her family’s abandoned dojo and decided to stay to fix it up, motivating Sakura to fix the rest of the place up in turn. Very carefree, friendly, and laid back, loves kids and taking on the “fun auntie” role. Never worked on her humanoid appearance much at all until motherhood, Tenko enters their life and it became hard to hold back a feral monster baby with fins.

@Soupcifer_ :

Nekomaru (Franken-maru) (most developed) - A reanimated corpse who was brought back to life thanks to the help of Kazuichi and Mikan. Unfortunately, he has amnesia and thus no recollection of his past friendships and family. He's a lot more quiet and mellow in comparison to his old self which makes him seem pretty dull, but in actuality he's being rather attentive and simply trying to understand everything that's happening. He does a lot of behind-the-scenes work when no ones looking like cleaning up after Kazuichi and setting reminders for Akane (still a team manager at heart).

Gonta (My beloved) - A vampire raised by werewolves. He only recently came to terms with being a vampire as he lived most of his life assuming the form of a wolf. He has an obsession with bugs, classic literature, and vintage clothing. Gonta likes to follow around a few of his friends, Angie and Korekyio (wink), and be of assistance whenever he can. He unfortunately has trouble dealing with his vampire nature sometimes due to only having lived with werewolves, so he often turns to Korekiyo for help.

Chihiro (most focused on) - An electric elemental! Chihiro is the creator/parent of Chiaki and Monomi. They have a passion for creating things that run on electricity and magic and as a result created their two lovely daughters (that and to investigate the dream realm). Chihiro also has the ability to possess electronics and machinery! Despite being incredibly small, they can emit a surprisingly large amount of energy which makes possessing large or complicated machinery an easy task.

[davecall93]

Geoff (1)

Geoff had met Ryan, by chance, in a bar and, for no other reason than Ryan’s insistence had brought him home. Ryan was an athletic, shredded, lean young man and Geoff was, unremarkable looking and in his later thirties. Geoff did not much understand Ryan’s interest in hanging out with him, and after a brief period of regular hook ups, Ryan had gone radio silent. Then suddenly the day before, Ryan had texted saying that he had graduated and deserved a night on the town. Geoff, enthralled, took him up on the offer.

Ryan had taken Geoff’s hand and was rubbing it along his washboard abs as Geoff admired the boy, lying on his side wondering, as always, when it would end. But suddenly out of nowhere, casually as could be, Ryan looked at him and said, “You like my abs?”

“I do,” said Geoff, drawing out the syllable a bit.

“Well, then I would say good-bye,” said Ryan, resting Geoff’s hand in the middle of his stomach and placing his hand on top of his. Geoff noticed Ryan was pressing down, emphasizing his stomach’s complete flatness. “Baby boy’s gonna get fat.”

“Huh?” Geoff was confused and unsure what he was supposed to say.

Ryan shook Geoff’s hand up and down his stomach. “One day you’re gonna do this and it’s gonna jiggle.”

Geoff remained confused. “I don’t think I’m…”

Ryan laughed, the way he had laughed when he had first met Geoff and asked him for his number and from shyness Geoff had responded with his age. He turned over, gave Geoff a kiss and said, “You’ll figure it out soon enough.” The young man puffed out his cheeks and then said, “You won’t be able to miss me.”

Geoff stammered: “I still don’t…”

“Shut the light out will you babe,” and with that Ryan turned over and signaled he was ready to sleep. Geoff, as always, did as he was told, and spooned Ryan until he heard the rhythmic breathing of sleep. Geoff nodded off not long after.

The next morning, Geoff awoke and did not see Ryan in bed. Usually a later sleeper, he worried that for some reason the boy had dashed off in the night. However, as he walked out of his bedroom and to his kitchen, he saw Ryan sitting at the dining table, with what looked to be some kind of scramble, pancakes doused in butter and maple syrup, and the carton of half and half open next to him and no coffee in sight. Ryan’s stomach was slightly distended.

“Good morning,” said Geoff.

Ryan burped. “Morning. Babe, when you go to the grocery store later, you’re gonna need to buy heavy cream, I didn’t even think of it, but the half and half remembered me. I put a list on the fridge.”

“What are you doing?”

Ryan patted his stomach. “Just getting my first meal in. I woke up and was like…well, let’s get a move on.” Ryan picked up the half and half and drank and Geoff could hear the glug-glug of thick liquid through Ryan’s gullet. “Carpe diem and all that shit.” He smiled broadly.

“Ryan…I…” Geoff looked at the kitchen, which was in complete disarray. Ryan had not put back anything that he had taken out.

“I think I’m gonna go nap this off,” said Ryan, gesturing to the meal in front of him. “You’ll take care of this won’t you babe?”

“Sure…I guess…I just…”

Ryan stood up and, a few inches taller than Geoff, looked down into his eyes and said, “Like you take care of me, right?” As he stared intensely into Geoff’s eyes, Geoff felt helpless to say anything other than a very sincere, “Yes.” 

“Clean this up, grocery store and then maybe we can have some fun before my next meal. Also: donuts, babe. Could really go for some donuts.”

Geoff watched as Ryan headed to bed, sashaying his lovely ass exaggeratedly from side to side, and belching one last time before he shut the door.

[reanimatespodcast]

This week comedian Bec Petraitis goes ONLINE with me to explore the 2002 gritty internet thriller Fear Dot Com. Jeff stuffs his face with donuts, I carp on about Grimsby and Bec takes her fucked-up ice-cream treat as an omen of doom. Plus, radio prank calls! Remember them?!

Listen here or wherever you get podcasts :) Don’t forget to rate and review and all that jazz <3

[lucian-evander]

Hi!

For the pure asks: 8. Favorite quote from a TV show

31. What's your emoji

42: cupcakes or donuts?

Hi 🙋🏻‍♂️

8.

This quote from the 100 haunted me then and still do , i watched this show at a time of my life where carpe diem and enjoying life weren't concepts that talked to me at all and it was actually just about surviving for me then and this show along with dead poets society contributed to change that

31. 🐧🙋🏻‍♂️😌😂 these one i think 🤔

42.

Sorry that was my first thought 😂 (which proves i'm way too obsessed by this show someone send help !)

But more serieously i've never ate a cupcake in my life so it will be donuts 🍩😋

[shirtoid]

Carbe Diem by mikiekwoods is $7 for a limited time at Shirt.Woot