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guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either

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bites you penis bites you penis bitesyou penis bites youpeniss

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losing it

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oh hey um we kinda damnatio memoriae-ed your boyfriend. yeah we chiselled his name off all the inscriptions and everything. he’s ███ ██ ████ ██████ now. sorry.

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Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart who was one of the owners of the Tart-Chestnut Co. That is his likeness on the bag. 1930s

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something something “bigots see the subversion of ‘biological sex’ and ‘opposite gender’ relationships as equal perversion of gender roles, therefore to them there is no meaningful difference between a cis queer couple and a trans or aro/ace person existing”

which is not to say that there is no meaningful difference between any of those identities, but rather that you cannot rationalize oppression into a metaphor of heat-seeking missiles that occasionally hit unintended targets.

there is no homophobia that doesn’t affect trans heterosexuals and aro/ace individuals, there is no transphobia that doesn’t affect cis queers, and there is no amatonormativity thay doesn’t oppress all queers. because all queerphobia, at the end of the day, stems from the same set of norms that cannot logically be separated from one another.

which is why you cannot separate any of these bigotries from racism, ableism, antisemitism, islamophobia — because they and queerphobia alike are all integral tenets of white supremacy, of fascism.

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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This morning my child (soon to be 3) requested that I make him toast "with creamy peanut butter on the bottom and crunchy peanut butter on the top."

ME: You mean put peanut butter on both sides?

HIM: Yes.

ME, getting into "sometimes kids have to experience the natural consequences of their actions" parenting mode: Okay, I'll do it, but you know that's gonna be really messy, right?

He insisted, and then when it was, indeed, really messy, he sobbed inconsolably on the floor. I offered to make him regular toast, or a sandwich of peanut butter toast, or a triple-decker tower of toast slices, or any other iteration of peanut butter and toast, but nothing made it better. His vision had not come to fruition. He was crushed.

His dad was in a Zoom meeting upstairs—we're all home because it's a snow day—and came down to find out what terrible ill had befallen us to cause so much wailing.

"Oh," he said. "I see. You wanted non-Euclidean geometry. Hypertoast."

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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

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Why is that the image google used

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we need to bring back ‘worstie.’ for the ecosystem