#caped

[readytocut]

Time for a chop.

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

[mossypawz]

There is, it's called P Town and it's full of beautiful faggots

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

As Bruce grows older into his 50's or 60's the paparazzi and people crowding him becomes less and he thinks that people have finally decided that Bruce is too old to be attractive or mainstream and he's actually super fine with it and makes jokes( more like sarcastic remarks) about it. But in reality they've grown more freaky cause instead of looking wrinkly and a sappy old man the level of cunt he serves grows everyday,he doesn't look like a snack he looks like a buffet, 13 year olds are using his pics as the cover pages of their mafia wattpad stories, he looks majestic, absolute dilf, we don't talk about the amount of tags he's birthed just by ageing on ao3, and hes still an absolute UNIT, the reason he's not heard about it yet cause the batkids are blocking the shit OUT with all of their will and strength cause it doesn't matter if all of them are full grown adults they're still all like-THATSMYDADGETAWAYFROMHIMHEDOESN'THAVETIMEFORYOUHESBUSYBEINGOURDAD

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.

jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??

dick: his name is tim

jason: oh fr?

bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died

jason: omg welcome to the club

dick laughing: that’s what i told him!

[useless-catalanfacts]

Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.

Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.

[gravygranola]

a moment of (weakness) comfort

[fanaticalthings]

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.

[digitaltariq]

'We're not caped crusaders': Meet the scambaiters beating fraudsters at their very own sport

In a parking lot someplace on the rugged Cornish coast, a Ghanian scammer stands shivering and confused. He has been despatched right here to gather the cost for 10kg of non-existent gold promised to the sufferer of one in all his scams. The fraudster is anticipating to get £234,000 in money. It is a huge sum, by far outweighing the prices of the 6,000 mile spherical journey from the Ghanian capital, Accra. The issue is that he has been ready for longer than he'd like, and there may be nonetheless no signal of the cash. In truth, his sufferer hasn't even proven up. Hidden in a automotive close by, a person congratulates himself on a job properly completed: one other scammer taken on a so-called 'safari', and with images to show it. Within the shadows: Hidden in his automotive, one scambaiter captures the proof of his 'safari' 'That was nice enjoyable…that price them a number of thousand {dollars} to organise,' the mastermind instructed That is Cash. The person in query is a scambaiter, somebody who manipulates fraudsters into losing their time or cash. The scambaiting neighborhood is understandably secretive, and one in all its most well-known members will solely converse to That is Cash utilizing the alias of Mr Pricky. Mr Pricky runs a YouTube channel, ScamBait Central, on which he shares movies of his makes an attempt to take scammers for a journey. 'We're probably not caped crusaders,' Mr Pricky insists, 'We dislike scammers, we detest them and we detest what they do to strange individuals in society. 'I can not say that we do it purely to do good. We do it as a result of we've loads of enjoyable. It may be very satisfying.'

Wild goose chase: Mr Pricky led this scammer 3,000 miles from his residence in Ghana In response to the scambaiter, they do their greatest to occupy as a lot of a scammer's time as doable: 'It might be days. It might be weeks, months, even years. Some scambaiters have had scammers on the hook for 5, whilst a lot as 10 years,' he stated. 'It may be fairly cathartic, but in addition it helps to maintain them away from actual potential victims,' he added. Nevertheless, the enterprise of scambaiting is not only about having amusing, and the results of being careless might be severe. 'The criminals we bait may be very harmful and violent, and a few of them are murderous, he stated. 'I get demise threats typically, and a few of them I take critically.' Due to this, he does not discuss his scambaiting, even to mates or household. 'Only a few individuals really learn about it, however I am a really non-public individual, as a result of I used to be with the with the Ministry of Defence for over 20 years, and I have been a Samaritan for 34 years,' he stated. 'So confidentiality and maintaining my mouth shut has been the cornerstone of most of my grownup life.' The one one who does know? 'My accountant', got here the reply. On prime of being cautious, Mr Pricky says that his scambaiter neighborhood follows a strict set of tips. His neighborhood guidelines embrace that scambaiters mustn't 'burn' the scammers by freely giving that they're being duped. They need to additionally by no means contain harmless third events. The scambaiter added: 'We found very early on in our neighborhood, which was shaped in 2003, that educated scammers, and so they discovered from the errors that we had been gleefully declaring.' 'They turned higher scammers and extra prone to rob your grandparents blind the subsequent time spherical.' His group additionally keep away from taking scammers' cash, by no means ship any them copies of IDs and by no means report their e-mail addresses. 'The scammer will open a brand new e-mail account inside three minutes and begin scamming once more,' he stated, 'however as a result of they're utilizing a brand new handle, the handle that they had been utilizing earlier than that we have posted on a rip-off warning web site is now redundant.'

In hurt's approach: Mr Pricky lured a scammer from London to Cornwall on his newest of greater than eighty 'safaris' One other scambaiter, SkeletonSyskey, is evident on what drives him. 'My motivation was to seek out who these persons are and see what I can do to cease them,' he instructed That is Cash. 'I need to do that, I've obtained to do that as a lot as I can,' he stated, 'I've extra drive for this than I do for my precise work. 'I do put in lots of hours every week, in a approach it's greater than a job. Prior to now when I've had jobs, I have been the form of individual to do 9 to five, receives a commission after which I simply separate myself from my work after I get residence. I do not have a tendency to speak store. 'With this it's completely different.'  There are individuals in scambaiting I've identified for over a decade, and I do not even know their first identify When he first began, SkeletonSyskey was performing as a carer for his father, who has Alzheimer's, so he discovered that he had free time to give attention to scambaiting. 'Since then, the channel has develop into fairly a bit greater, and I've discovered that I now must dedicate loads of time to this,' he stated. 'My father is now in a care residence and being sorted, releasing up extra time to do that, however I additionally must do my regular job.' The scambaiter has greater than 15,000 subscribers on YouTube. SkeletonSyskey started by reporting the scammers he uncovered to Motion Fraud, discovering the identify of the corporate that was attempting to rip-off him. 'My plan firstly was to seek out out who these firms had been and report them,' he stated. 'At first I might report them right away to Motion Fraud.'

Dogged pursuit: SkeletonSyskey protects his identification in his on-line movies, as an alternative showing  as an animated Shiba Inu canine 'I supplied the cellphone name as proof, however I heard nothing again from Motion Fraud. A couple of years later one other scambaiter ended up doing a video on the very same firm, and I realised that firm was nonetheless energetic.' The shortage of motion by the authorities was irritating, he stated. 'I discovered that it's higher to talk to different scambaiters to get extra info on them after which attempt to get them shut down,' he added. They might not contemplate themselves caped crusaders, however there's something superhero-esque about scambaiters' double lives - maybe their hidden identities and their altruistic need to assist others by distracting scammers. However being a scambaiter additionally comes at a worth, because it requires people to cover their actual particulars in any respect prices.

Unsurprisingly, SkeletonSyskey's exploits go unnoticed by these round him, hidden behind his digital likeness within the type of a Shiba Inu canine. 'It is a superb steadiness,' he stated, 'I've discovered to separate what I do right here on YouTube to what I'm as much as in actual life. 'Solely my brother is aware of, to be trustworthy. The one purpose he is aware of is that he walked in as soon as whereas I used to be chatting with scammers on the cellphone. 'It does not really feel like I am hiding it, however I do not discuss it with family and friends, there are at all times different issues to speak about. I am at all times busy residing a standard life.' 'There are individuals in scambaiting I've identified for over a decade, and I do not even know their first identify,' Mr Pricky instructed me. 'I do not know what they do for a residing. I do not learn about their familial backgrounds. 'We're very secretive.' How one can keep away from dropping out to scammers

What do scammers search for in a sufferer?

When on the lookout for a possible sufferer, scammers tick off a psychological guidelines. When you fall underneath one these classes then they could class you as having a vulnerability they will exploit. Scammers have a tendency to focus on the remoted, comparable to individuals who do not have shut household that may discuss them out of going together with one thing. On prime of this, the best goal could also be retired and in possession of appreciable financial savings, and sure single, a widow or a widower, which means that they might be a possible sufferer of a romance rip-off. Unscrupulous as they're, scammers may even goal the determined and needy, SkeletonSyskey stated.

Scammers impersonating a professional firm typically develop into indignant when you attempt to grasp up 'As quickly as they name somebody, if they will hear that it's an aged individual, or somebody who does not look like they know lots about computer systems, that's the first level they assume that they could have the ability to make some cash,' he stated. Mr Pricky added: 'The scammers will then supply all of them types of schemes, with a small sum of money to be despatched, after which it is a bit like playing. You place some cash in a fruit machine and you do not win, you assume "Nicely, I've misplaced some cash now, but when I put a number of extra cash in, I'd get that again". 'They will typically begin very low. They could ask for simply £40 or £50, however they know as soon as you have despatched that, and so they give you a great excuse for why you have not obtained your fortune but, you will ship a bit extra.'

What are the crimson flags you must look out for?

'If any person guarantees you tens of millions on-line, it is a rip-off. It's as black and white as that. Simply overlook it,' Mr Pricky stated. With the 419 scams that he engages with, the moment giveaway is {that a} scammer will promise you a fortune, after which let you know that you want to ship them cash prematurely to be able to safe it.  If the scammers are hysterical, then it is not professional – you'll be able to inform if an organization is professional by the way in which they cope with you on the cellphone Typically, these scams come within the type of an elaborate backstory designed to throw you off guard, comparable to that you've got a relative who has died overseas and you're a beneficiary, or you could have gained the lottery. 'The varieties of rip-off are restricted solely by the ingenuity of the scammers themselves,' he stated. The obvious signal of a rip-off, SkeletonSyskey stated, is straightforward spelling errors in an e-mail, or unusually constructed sentences.

What choices are open to you when you assume you might be being scammed?

Regardless of all of your warning, you may end up within the midst of what you assume is a rip-off, having disregarded any early warning indicators. Nevertheless it is not too late to cease the scammer earlier than they come up with your hard-earned money. In response to SkeletonSyskey, when you've got given a scammer entry to your PC, then your first plan of action ought to be to show off any web connection, earlier than uninstalling any distant entry software program that they've requested you to obtain. In case you are on the cellphone to a scammer, nevertheless, the hot button is to remain calm. When you aren't certain if the decision is professional, inform them you will grasp up and can name them again.

Making an attempt to maintain you on the hook, a scammer will probably develop into frantic. 'If it's a scammer on the road, they're going to say: "no no no, we've to do that now, we've to cease the hackers",' SkeletonSyskey says, 'A professional firm will say: "that is superb, take your time and name us again when you find yourself prepared". 'If the scammers are hysterical, then it is not professional – you'll be able to inform if an organization is professional by the way in which they cope with you on the cellphone.' After getting hung up, it's best to seek out an official quantity from the web site of the corporate that the scammer says they're from and name again utilizing that. Mr Pricky added that there are methods you'll be able to defend others from going through the identical destiny. He stated: 'In the event that they're in your social media accounts, block them and inform your folks about them, as a result of they may even have befriended a few of your folks. They're at all times on the lookout for new marks. Get them out of your life.' The small print of the rip-off may also be added to rip-off warning websites such because the fraudfighters.online discussion board. This may forestall others from falling for the rip-off in future in the event that they seek for a scammer's e-mail handle or cellphone quantity on-line. Sadly, Mr Pricky stated that 'when you despatched cash, you then've virtually invariably misplaced it.' Scammers use cash switch companies like Western Union to switch funds the world over, which means that there's little that may be completed in case your cash has made it to Africa or Asia. Nonetheless, he suggests reporting it to your financial institution, via which you may have the ability to get better your funds.

How will you keep away from falling for a rip-off?

'The commonest mistake is to answer to their e-mail or their social media message,' Mr Pricky stated. SkeletonSyskey agrees. He stated: The commonest mistake shouldn't be taking the time to learn many of the info you could have. With emails, they are going to see a picture for an bill from an organization like Amazon and simply click on it. Then all of it begins.' The most effective recommendation, actually, is to cut back your attractiveness as a goal. Cell phones are sometimes ignored as a window to fraud, SkeletonSyskey stated, with the units now providing scammers entry to banking apps, social media and two-factor authentication. 'There are such a lot of individuals that do not even take into consideration what can occur via your cellphone,' he stated. 'They do not realise how straightforward will probably be to work out the place they reside, who their kinfolk are. It's uncommon you see somebody set up anti-virus software program on a cellphone.' 'As a basic precept, one ought to be very cautious about how one leaves one's footprint on-line,' Mr Pricky echoed. 'Your social media account, notably Fb ought to be locked down in order that solely mates can see what you have obtained in there… can go proper via Fb accounts. I get victims contacting me via my Fb web page, I have a look at their Fb accounts and I can see all the things.' Some hyperlinks on this article could also be affiliate hyperlinks. When you click on on them we might earn a small fee. That helps us fund This Is Cash, and hold it free to make use of. We don't write articles to advertise merchandise. We don't permit any business relationship to have an effect on our editorial independence. Read the full article

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[ravenlilyrose]

Yet another JL learns about Batfam post

Featuring: everybody loves Nightwing

So, Nightwing isn’t technically a member of the JL, but everyone knows him and adores him. Even Batman seems to tolerate him fine.

They’re on a mission. Let’s say alien invasion. Or killer robots. Something large scale and dramatic.

Everyone’s fighting in the same general vicinity. Nightwing and Batman just happen (read: either very carefully planned, unconscious habit, or a combination of the two) to be fairly close together.

Suddenly, an explosion happens. Everyone is knocked down. Including the aliens/robots. Conveniently, they stop being an issue now, so we can focus on The Reveal.

Anyway, everyone knocked down. They start to get up and look around, checking to see that everyone is fine. And it looks like everyone is well and accounted for, except…

Nightwing!

Where’s Nightwing? They all start to panic (except Batman). Is Nightwing okay? Where did he go? Is he hurt?

And then Nightwing ducks out from under Batman’s cape, with a grin on his face, sunny and cheerful as ever.

“Well it looks like that instinct is fully intact. Explosion? Duck under the cape.”

He laughs at himself and Batman’s face twitches in what his family would read as a smile and most of the JL thinks they’re hallucinating.

“Do you two know each other?” They want to ask. And it’s been long enough that it would probably be awkward to ask. But they’re confused/curious enough that they might ask anyway.

[morganbritton132]

AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”

And then Tim never went home again.

He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.

Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.

It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.

The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.

And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.

Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.

They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.

Then Damian is there.

Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”

[honorrry]

I watched

Batman Caped Crusader

Just for Oswalda

OF COURSE I HAVE DOODLES GANG

[nitewrighter]

Definitely the sexiest thing about Harvey Dent across Batman continuities is when, y'know shortly after losing half his face, he starts working his way through the Gotham underworld and you can very quickly tell that this isn't what you'd call a rampage. 'Rampage' implies he's acting pretty much purely on impulse, but no, he sits down with various mob goons, maybe goes apeshit on a few of them, does his coin flip, et cetera, but the whole time, you can tell, he has thought about this for years. He's figured out all the gang hierarchies, he knows all the hangouts, he knows exactly where the gaps in his knowledge are and whose ass he has to kick to fill them, and he's working his way through it like a grocery list. And it's clear that for years the law was the only thing holding him back from doing this and now it's not holding him back anymore. It's equal parts terrifying and satisfying and anyway that breach of the line of law and the childhood friend thing is absolutely why he's actually Batman's greatest Rogue. Because Batman has also thought like, way way, way too much about what he would do if he didn't have his code. Do you see the vision here???

[waveoftheocean]

batswaddle 😌