#can I call you dad?

[dadwouldbepr0ud2]

Are you proud of me, dad?

Tumblr just deleted my blog ughh. This is my last attempt here. I was previously "yespleasedad" and "prettypleasedad." If you followed me before, cum say hi!!!

This is gonna be long, but it's everything you need to know about me!

Before we get to the fun stuff, my blog is for the and girls and the gays. That means:

NO MINORS, 18+ or you're blocked

fuck Israel and fuck zionists

fuck racists

fuck homophobia

fuck transphobia

fuck pedos

fuck actual incest thats gross

fuck bestiality ewww

A Bit About Me

Hiiii! I'm Naomi! I'm 18 and probably the best thing to ever happen to your lives lol.

I'm a freshman at UCLA studying marketing and finance. I'm on scholarship, but also have a job and work-study, so I am busy!!! I'm in a sorority, I love dancing and shopping. I also really enjoy volunteering at local youth programs!

When I'm not being the best student ever, I really like going out. I'm a social butterfly. I love my friends, making friends, and making even better memories. Kinda an attention whore. (Trust me, I'm the girl that finds every excuse to be out lol. And I am usually the life of the party.)

I do dabble in drinking and recreational drugs...shh don't tell my mom! I try staying safe but LA has made me an even worse party girl! I'm new, but involved with the local fet scene (thank you fetlife!). I'm very sensual and sexual. I like being a slut. I love pleasing in bed. I like trying new things and sleeping with people! I'm also maybe a soon-to-be sugar baby? Idk old men like me and if they're offering lol, I have lots of student loans.

I'm adopted and my mom is a single mother. She's most likely ace, so I really don't like bringing her into kink, please respect that! I'm ethnically Indian, but my mom is white and grew up mormon so my upbringing was, like super weird. I think because she hated how she grew up with religion she's so tolerant about me and my hopes and dreams lmfao. We're pretty honest with each other, but I love keeping naughty secrets from her. Sneaking around and acting out make my pussy throb. My mom works a lot, so I grew up traveling. I spent most of my childhood in Orange County, Dubai, and London. But right now I'm back in the states and plan on staying!

Now onto the FUN STUFF

My dream is to be a content creator or porn star. Yeah...I've told my mom that and she's not too thrilled, but she loves and supports me unconditionally. (She thinks I want to sell cute lingerie pics tho lol. I think she'd cry if she found out what I want to do online.)

Right now I post on my private snap story for people I've fucked or am planning to sleep with. I post nudes, or like strip tease. I do body checks and ootd and ask for guys to pick what I end up leaving in. I do girl on girl; kissing, fingering, eating each other out, scissoring. I also sometimes record myself with guys. I love pot blowies and riding. I just generally, really like playing with my pussy and smelling for people on camera.

Ideally I figure out how to get my boobs done and then I make super fun stepdaughter content. I can't wait to be naked online - I want to show off how hot I am and take sexy pictures and videos all while showing my face. I get really wet thinking about being known for touching myself and getting used like a good girl and not caring that people can recognize me. I want to moan "dad" online and beg for cock!! I love being seen in a sexual light and delivering on that vision.

I'm vain as fuck lol. Being the hottest person in the room is really important to me. I have big lips, big green eyes, and a cute smile with dimples! My hair is like almost black and hip length but I've been toying with the idea of going blonder. I love fake tanning because it makes me look more exotic.

I'm 18, 4'11, 94 pounds and pear shaped. I'm kinda boney but in the right places, and curvy in the best places. My body was made to be groped and held. I have a fat ass, and c up tits with cute and small, sensitive nipples. I have a fat, hairless pussy that gets wet verrrry fast. AND I squirt!

A while back, like a week after turning 18 I asked my followers what good girls get pierced, and they said tongue, nipples, and pussy. So I got those lol. (My mom knows about my tongue and nipples, and is not too proud hehe.) I also have a cute dangly belly ring bc why not?

I love dressing girly, I prefer really short and figure hugging clothing. Heels, getting my nails done, and making sure my hair and makeup are always perfect and seductive is a must! I'm also lowkey an exibitionist so I like sheer clothing and nip slips/ass and pussy flashes/generally showing off my piercings. I only wear g strings and no bras so thats also fun hehe!

Just for the Dads on Tumblr

I grew up fatherless so I'd love some guidance in life. I'd love to call someone "dad" and make him proud.

I definitely have daddy issues that you should exploit.

Teach me how to talk, how to show respect. Correct me when I'm a brat.

I love pleasing, so make me work for praise.

I really love my mom, but I really need a dad to mold me.

PS DAD

I loooooove sex. I'm like a 10x nympho. I touch myself every morning and every night. I like guys, and older ones at that. Im a size queen. I like length a lot but girth is nonnegotiable - if you’re not thick leave me alone. But I like orgasming so if there aren't any guys around, I do hook up with girls... Big oral fixation, I'm lowkey a blowjob queen. I love love cum. I'm bratty and can orgasm over and over.

Ideally I want to be someone's secret affair. I wanna be the undeniably gorgeous younger second wife. Or third. I want an older man to keep me pretty and stuffed with cum. Get me pregnant while you're still married. I want 3 kids by 21! I highkey want dad's friends jealous, his (ex)-wife pissed, and my mom disappointed.

As soon as I turned 18 I got a 39 year old divorced dad bf. We dated until I moved out for college. I also sometimes blow one of my besties dads, whoops! I currently am seeing a new, potential married dad bf, but he's paranoid about his wife.So if you're local...

KINKS!

age gaps

(step)dad/stepdaughter

sneaking around behind mom's back

breeding (I wanna be a teen mom sooo bad)

teasing/humiliation

bimbofication (but like in a natural way? I hate plastic)

forced orgasming over and over until I’m overstimulated

Cnc

public play

exibitionism and being showed off like a doll

getting caught/being walked in on

lactation (lowkey wanna feed my dad lmfao)

dp

Mmf and ffm threesomes

gangbangs

Getting my ass eaten

Facesitting

being gay because I'm a good girl and love pleasing dad

Having sex in front of people

Cum swapping and kissing (just recently ate cum out of a girl then made out with her while her boyfriend got hard again)

scissoring

SOFT KINKS

dads

Dad bods

Grey hair

Wedding rings

married men

praise

being cared for

Strip teasing

French kissing and making out

moaning

dry humping (uhhhhhhghhgh)

Older men or hot girls sucking my pierced nipples

Older men’s tongues all over my pierced pussy

Scissoring until our pussies get sticky

feeling smol in dad's lap

Dad telling me I’m such a whore and that he’s disappointed in me

being groped 24/7

cockwarming

BWC

Big balls

anal <3

HARD NOs

blood

vomit

pee and poo

Ass eating

mom and dad sharing me

my mom being brought up

not being the center of attention

Feel Free to message me, I love roleplaying! Unfortunately, I won't be posting or sending nudes anymore because I think that's why my accounts keep losing messaging privileges!

If you read this far, I'm saving up for toys. If they're bluetooth I'd love to give all the generous dad's my codes. Consider sending your favorite daughter something on cashapp, and I'll make it worth your while, dad <3

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[arkangelo-7]

I need Battison to have a Robin.

I need him to carry around a little bundle of joy in his arms. I need him to risk his life saving him from the movie’s big bad. I need him to hold his tiny hands or cradle his tiny face. I need him to crack the smallest of smiles when Robin makes a pun.

I need him to walk into the penthouse, tired and anger and sad, and see his little Robin sprawled across the floor, giggling as his crayons draw him and Alfie and B—their little family.

I him to crawl out of the darkness with Robin. His Robin.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason:

Also Jason:

when you're worried about your dad but you also have a reputation

Masterlist

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[littlefankingdom]

Seeing all those posts and fanfics where the batkids, especially Dick, calls Clark "uncle Clark", made me think.

If Dick calls Clark "uncle Clark", he probably started doing it BEFORE he ever referred to Bruce as his father. After all, another uncle doesn't erase any existing one, but accepting Bruce as his father was erasing John Grayson in Dick's mind, for multiple years. It makes sense for Dick's confused feelings about his situation to call Clark "uncle" before calling Bruce "dad".

So, I present you: Bruce being envious of Clark because Dick refers to him with a family's title but Bruce is just "B".

And in the same continuity: Dick being envious of Jason calling Bruce "dad" so easily.

For Dick, it feels as if the word is stuck in his throat. He can say it to joke around with others ("let's steal dad's car" he tells Jason), but to Bruce's face? He's afraid the world would end.

[everwalldigan]

(Bruce and Jason meeting for the first time after he came back from being presumed dead (lost in the time stream))

Jason: really? Copying my flow and coming back from the dead? Be original. *voice wobbling* you should have stayed dead, we were wayyyyy better off, it was quiet for once *bursts into tears and runs away*

[kettlefire]

Maybe a Bit High (DpxDC)

Really, Danny shouldn't have been there. He had so many other things he should be doing. He wasn't even supposed to in Gotham!

Danny wished he could be safely tucked in bed right now. Or having another fight with his mom. Or dealing with another one of Sam and Tucker's squabbles.

Truly, anything was better than this. Then, being on the run, in a completely different state. Not recognizing anything anywhere and having to somehow find his dad somewhere in this city.

So yes, with Danny's luck, he had assumed the commotion by the docks had something to do with his search.

And of course, with Danny's luck, it had absolutely nothing to do with him.

Maybe things got a little out of hand. Really, Danny wasn't equipped to deal with a drug bust. His experience with crime tends to be of the ghostly nature.

Really, how do people even do these without getting a little bit high?

Was he even high? Could halfas get high? Was the powder he accidentally ingested the drugs? The one he got a giant mouthful of? Or was it the strange purplish liquid that coated like half his body?

Really, Danny wasn't in the frame of mind to try and figure all that out. It sounded more like a Jazz and Sam question.

God, Sam was going to be so bummed out for missing out on Danny's first trip. Not that Danny could even tell her what drugs these were...

Maybe he should go to a hospital?

Or maybe he should mess with this crane. Like, it looks fun! Wait, but people aren't supposed to use heavy machinery when high...

It's fine... probably. It's not like Danny was that high. Right?

Yea, he's fine. Besides, he's a halfa! He's like ninety percent sure he couldn't even get high. And Tucker would be so on board with his idea.

Hold on, the storage units look more fun. Danny couldn't help wanting to find out what was hiding behind all those walls.

Oh, but the sky looks so pretty from here! Even with the city lights and the light smog, Danny could make out the twinkling stars.

Maybe he should go for a fly. Even if he was high, technically, that would be fine, right? Flying is like walking for him. And it's not illegal to walk high! Just to be high...

Okay, okay, a flight it is. It'll atleast keep him away from civilians, and then he'll find his dad. Yes, Danny still needed to do that.

He couldn't lose his objective. He just needed to take a breather, and then track down his dad. Track him down somewhere in this large, bustling city.

It'll be fine, totally fine. Danny was totally not panicking. His current trip was truly not going downhill.

Was he forgetting to breathe? Wait, no, Danny was still Phantom. He didn't need to breathe, he's fine. It's fine...

Unless it wasn't. What if it was all in Danny's head? What if all this halfa stuff was all just a part of his really weird trip? What if he tries to fly and just ends up drowning in the river?

Okay, okay. Focus Danny, focus. He just needed to find his dad. That's it. His dad would know what to do. His dad could fix this.

Oh, and there he is! It was a little hard for Danny to focus his vision, but he knew the silhouette anywhere! It had to be his dad! Jack has such a distinct shadow!

Danny wasn't sure if he called out Dad or not. He also wasn't sure when he had decided to move. Did he fly or did he run?

It didn't matter. His dad knew, anyways. All Danny was focused on was the feeling of hugging his dad again...

And the strange armor his dad was wearing? It must have been something Jack rigged up to protect himself during these dire times...

But god, Danny couldn't tear his focus away from the texture of it under his fingers. Zeroing in on that alone.

It's fine. Even if he was high, Danny could just explain it to Jack. His dad would understand! Danny was just trying to be a good hero. It's not like he was doing drugs for fun!

Besides, being curled up on his dad's shoulders feels too good right now. Whatever that pointy thing on Jack's head was wasn't a big deal. It was something a little intangiblity could fix!

[macksartblock]

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!

In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.

So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.

Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.

[theabigailthorn]

I'M MAKING A MOVIE

My next big creative project just got greenlit!

Last year we made The Prince, and it was a gamechanger - next year I'm making a sexy horror comedy vampire movie!

Can't wait to get started on this one lol. Also thank you?! This happened because people went so gaga for The Prince. It's phenomenal.

[fadelsburger]

THE HEART KILLERS (2024-2025) เขาจ้างให้ผมจีบนักฆ่า dir. Jojo Tichakorn Phukhaotong

[jevilowo]

I love dates in the tf2 lore. I love knowing exactly when stuff happened. Which makes THIS THING I JUST FOUND a BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE

You've seen this image before, but have you noticed the dates on the prison card thingies? Presumably this is written the American Way (the writers are so american they make Scout and Sniper both call their mothers "mom" despite preferring "ma" and "mum" respectively, as shown previously SEVERal times), so Spy and Scout were arrested on

The 7th of September, 1972.

We can do a lot with this information.

Mann Co was taken over by Grey and Olivia half a month before this: roughly the 23rd of August

Contrary to popular belief, most of the comics have to take place in 1973! Seeing as 6 months after late August is late February.

This also means Scout had to have been born in 1946/7. Not sure about Sniper, I have yet to overanalyse the New Zealand timeline paragraph. I'll get to it eventually.

Medic implies in comic 6 that our mercs have worked together for "at least eight years", while talking about the lore breaking Demo eyeball halloween thing. Assuming the "at least" confusion is over the 1972 Halloween they missed while not working together, the Teufort Nine were hired in 1964.

(I've almost mentally rationalised the lore breaking eyeball as a thing they do at like 4am after regular Scream Fortress shenanigans. Almost.)

Scout claims he has known Ms Pauling for six years. During the War! update, Demoman is unfamiliar with Ms Pauling (he knows she works for the administrator, but thats it), so we can assume that is the point she started working more closely with the mercs, and also 1966/7

I really need to go back to actively working on my timeline instead of passively wondering at 11pm "hey what time of year is it in the comics" and going down a rabbit hole.

Uh if you want to build off this, feel free to, but tell society twas I, the great and nobel Jevil_Owo, who first conceptualised all this.

UPDATE! This post seems to be picking up reblog steam again, so now is a good time to say I was WRONG about the mercs being hired around 1964.

This blog post from 2009 claims the WAR update took place in 1962, meaning the mercs have to have been hired in early 1962 at the latest.

Seeing as Scout would have been 15/16 in 1962, and as that's kind of the youngest one can be hired for just about anything, I'd assume it actually is 1962 they were hired. Ok thats enough I just felt it was my duty as Person Timelining to update people on this Discovery.

SECOND UPDATE!!

Okay this is lowkey blowing up again and I just wanted to add that Valve themselves are not aware of the comics taking place in 1973. Idiots! This is why "7 years later" is 1979 instead of 1980 like it should be. Sigh.

I had already figured that out from a few other things (see the timeline in my pinned post, I point it out a couple of times), but this solidified it lmao.

[naggascradle]

[lotus-pear]

rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.