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“Holy fuck!” Carl tried his best to hold his breath… to keep his pelvic floor clenched tight, and stay calm while he waited for Ian to come back to the car with his stuff. It was yet another contraction, shooting through his entire lower body like lightning — the third one since Ian went into the convenience store.

Panicking would’ve only made things worse… but, with each passing moment, it was becoming more and more difficult for Carl to keep his cool. His water had broken hours ago, and the pain was as agonizing as ever. He just wanted it over. After months and months of endless suffering, that’s all he wanted… for his daughter to be out of his belly, and the electric pain to go away… but his labor — the most excruciating part of it all — was going so slow. He could feel the weight of her little body sinking lower in his abdomen — like a six-pound bowling ball, tearing through him. It was almost like he was constipated, but the sensation was a trillion times worse… far worse that he expected. It was in his back. His spine ached so much. It was in his legs. They were on fire.

“C’mon, Ian. Hurry up.” He grunted through gritted teeth. “I’m dying out here.”

His fingernails gripping hard at the leather armrests on either side of the passenger’s seat, and his socked toes digging into the rubber soles of his sneakers, he closed his eyes and thought about all of the advice he’d received in the last few weeks… about what to do when he finally went into labor… but nothing useful surfaced.

He wasn’t paying any attention to Debby when she gave him the full rundown of her labor and delivery, for the thousandth time. He’d heard it so often before, he just kept tuning her out whenever she brought it up again. He didn’t take it seriously when Fiona grilled him about his birthing plan... or when she took him to all of those classes for teenage parents. It seemed so stupid before. That stack of booklets that Lip gave him… the ones with the pregnant guys on each of the front covers… was probably in the trash somewhere, and Ian never really gave him anything he could use.

The only other pregnant guy that he knew was Mickey, but he wasn’t due for months… so, after everything, Carl was on his own. This was the very day that the last ten months had built up to… the big event that everyone tried to warn him about… and, with Ian still shopping around inside, he had no one there to help him get through it. Nobody by his side to make it any easier.

“Fuck! I… I can’t do this!”

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Multitasking

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Carl knew that babysitting his younger brother was a bad idea, he hadn’t eaten anyone for a few months now and he was trying to get his eating habits under control. 

He just couldn’t help himself when his stomach growled for food and his brother was blissfully asleep and unaware of what was going to happen to him in the next few hours. 

Carl just had 1 problem, his parents would be back in the morning from their anniversary away on a cruise and he needed to think of an excuse as to why his younger brother wasn’t around anymore.

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YMMOT

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Today my son andrew, he pass from police academy. i come to his graduation this morning. when we are home, he said to me that he can escape from anything, he want me to do some experiment.

i tied him very tight and close his head then he said more tight. yeahhh, he is 20 years old and i think my belly is ready for him. then i tell him i will send him into the cage, he’s very happy. then i swallow his head slowly till his neck then his body whole with his feet . “gullkkkppppp”. yeahhhh he’s mine now. “burrapppppp”. he moving like crazy in my belly. yeahh his big enough, i love u andrew . muachh..

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Jason threw his head back and with a final swallow his prey was sent to his awaiting gut. He pounded his chest and let out a long wet belch along with a pair of wet boxers. "BEEEEEELLLLCH damn dude you were tasty as hell."

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Ludwig seems to be getting fat

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Stuffed myself crazy today 🫃🏻 think I took it too far I’m ready to pop

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Damn that’s a lot of jiggle 😅

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Twitter - dennisdillionjr

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That's it FLEX BRO, feel your blood PUMPING through your veins. You talked a big game at the gym. What was it you said, I was puny, that you were the BIGGEST in the room? Even though I am taller, even though I'm more built you still had the gall to say that Chadwick. Nah your name is CHAD now. No more of this pretentious, daddy's money, douchebag, bullshit. You're a BIG BUFF HIMBO. Only thinking about LIFTING, FUCKING AND SUCKING I mean sounds like an upgrade to me doesn't it.

Enjoy your day CHAD I'll see you tonight at KOK, BRO!