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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

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one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

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thinking about the other week when i was leading a tour through the historic fort and a little girl pointed to an axe and said “what if i ate that”

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Local goat discovers joy of painting

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wait,, i'm allowed to relax when i have sex???? but i thought i had to try to be perfect forever or everyone will find out and hate me

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(pocket tf2 valentines week - day 3: drink night)

ssslurppppp

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ive had this roughed up in my files forever and since its 4/13 i figured i might as well post it

stay frosty

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what day is it

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LAST SET!!!!

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SEQUEL

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PART THAREE….

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i love making up annoying people

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