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methoughtsphantom · 4 months ago

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silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

#i can totally see Jason coming back and absolutely faltering the first time Batman calls him short round #when they’re in better terms Jason totally gets back at Bruce by calling him dad and seeing him walk into walls #jason: get uno reverse-d bitch #meanwhile Bruce: *crying*#he called me dad #it’s Bruce’s version of calling Jason little wing #im sorry I just love that they refer to him as a smol bby #cause this man is neither short nor little #he’s Dick’s baby brother #his little wing #his dad’s short round #Babs little bro #Bruce and Dick 🤝 calling Jason little and short #JSJKS meanwhile the entirety of Gotham in the background:#??? that is. a 6’4 tank of a man. that—that is not a short nor little #tim and Jason see Indiana Jones together no I don’t make the rules #also fun fact did you know Indians Jones is movie from the western genre?? cause I just got this information this week #im shook #JSJ #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #indiana jones #red hood #batman #dc

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