#cameron is wilson in the way that amber is house

[houseswife]

parallels that deal me +10 psychic damage for every second I spend pondering them

[heph]

Camping trip

Loosely inspired by this fic! Do mind the content rating.

[tulip-wizard]

*walks out covered in blood*

so i just finished house md.

[marc--chilton]

hi it's alpha/alpha and omega/omega ask anon here. the question was bc a lot of mgv fics don't do that at all, like it just straight up doesn't exist ig in that universe? so i wanted to see how it is in yours. also thinking about shit like ruts and heats, like if alphas get territorial about another alpha in their space during ruts would their instincts recognize hey this is my mate who i love or would they just go get outgetoutgetout? or if omegas need something other omegas can't provide so easily does that make heats hard?

yeah for my mgv it happens pretty commonly. it's not really a big deal socially aside from like. conservatives who overvalue alpha/omega relationships.

instincts don't really get in the way like that for alphas unless a rut hits early in their relationship where they're still adjusting to just not being single anymore, and for omegas, most tend to have their own supplies for solo heats so they can partake in the intimate gesture of sharing their heat stuff with each other. i guess it goes without saying that beta/beta relationships are pretty tame in comparison since their instincts are much duller and not all of them even go in a cycle whatsoever (the most 'beta' of betas are essentially normal humans)

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

Dumping the start of the tags here cause tumblr has a tag limit of 30 :/ sorry op

Okay hold on

also more things I couldn't fit in. after cuddy bails out choreman chase gets assigned a bunch of clinic hours as Punishment TM. But mom-dad wilson (house is dad-mom) keeps him company till house gets angsty and comes to bail him out pick him up.

More I couldn't fit in at the end so I dumped here outta order:

wilson teahces the ducklings to paint since obvi house passed down his musical talents

rich kid chase got assigned clarinet at age 6. he's ok but has 0 heart. house jokingly points him towards a lyre in a music shop and he takes to it instantly. house go to tease him (baby angel lookin-) but chase looks so overjoyed and he says something like "look just like David played for Saul" so he melts on the spot (and convinces wilson to by him a kinnor so he doesn't know its his idea. he sings like a screeching alterboy tho)

I think cameron can sing but she's quiet and stumbles so she refuses to get formal training. she's tear rendering on a cello tho. surprisingly she can dj like all hell too. she had a wild college life before her 1st husband

foreman can sing smooth as silk. but he can't play an instrument to save his life (no patient for it). his dancing though? stage worthy. can be convinced to show off after a couple drinks.

Obsessed with the whole vibes of early season one of House. The ducklings have the energy of dysfunctional siblings along with their insane Vicodin-addict father. Wilson isn’t shown to have an office yet so he just lingers at House’s side while constantly and giving him fuck-me eyes. Wilson will just sit in on diagnoses and give his advice like he doesn’t have any responsibilities in the world. When the team needs to (illegally) shrink a patient’s tumor so it’s small enough to operate on, Wilson just says “alright” and does it along with Cameron. Chase does a silly American accent to fool a patient’s mother and it WORKS. Foreman is new and already despises everyone. House comments on how fuckable Wilson looks when Wilson is simply wearing a green tie and nice shoes. An old woman says that House has the same bedroom eyes as Ashton Kutcher. At one point the team, House, Wilson, and Cuddy all gather together in the small lab room to discuss a patient and are all basically brushing shoulders. Wilson reads a love poem out loud in the middle of the hospital to House. House eats tomato sauce that the team suspected was killing the patient. Wilson ditches his wife on Christmas Eve to go hang out with House and it shows a montage of them laughing and eating take-out. Cuddy greets House and Wilson by saying “hi, boys” like they’re kids. Foreman and Cameron are tasked to search a patient’s home and Foreman eats the ham he found in their fridge because he was hungry. The first scene with House shows him and Wilson walking down the hallway literally brushing hands and shoulders despite the hallway being huge. One of the first things Wilson does is lie to House. Wilson asks House — who rarely ever takes cases unless he finds them really interesting — to take a case and House just takes it. When asked why it was so easy, House just looks at Wilson with a smirk and says “you know why” and then they both smile at each other. This is all in the span of the first eight episodes.

[barryroyco]

okay so in my opinion, if you compare hugh laurie’s performances in each respective plot, house never had feelings for cameron. there is absolutely no romantic tension on his part, and i believe that he played it that way on purpose. because if you watch how he acts in scenes where house is supposed to have tension with cuddy, it’s night and day how different he is. hugh laurie acts with his whole being—face, body, voice, he’s putting his all into every scene. his romantic tension with cuddy was as intentional as his lack of attraction to cameron.

so moving past what we know to be canonical, if we compare house’s chemistry with cameron to house’s chemistry with cuddy and bring in the matter of house’s chemistry with WILSON? the tension he brings to certain scenes? the scenes where maybe there’s a “joke” about them being gay/in love/having sex? in many of those scenes, hugh laurie—who we all know can play the shit out of a comedic beat—chooses to not play it as a joke (best example would be the “you’re sleeping with me” scene and a lot of the amber plot. it could have easily been played for laughs, but hugh laurie played that shit dead serious). i think, based off of what he’s actually said about house and wilson’s love, and how down he was for hilson, he played it that way on purpose. i believe he wanted that for house, or at least wanted to make sure that it would have a solid foundation if they did somehow decide to pursue the plot line. i am so sure that the tension he created in scenes with wilson was intentional. because he matches intensity levels with only cuddy, a little bit of stacy, and wilson throughout the show. there’s no way that’s an accident. hugh laurie is too good for that.

[75screamingtoads]

House md headcannons/ things I'd make cannon if I remade House

- Trans woman Cuddy. Not much else changes, she's just trans. She fully transitioned a few years to the show starting

- House constantly implies he's trans in one way or another, all that's ever confirmed is that he has a dick. No one knows if he is post op trans man or pre op trans woman. Wilson knows House just genuinely does not care about gender at all. There are multiple episodes where Cameron uses she/her for House

- Cameron is aromantic Allosexual. She realizes this early in the show and it's dived into more during her fuck buddy thing with Chase

- Wilson is bi (this is canon already as far as I'm concerned)

- House is grey romantic and gay. He fucks women still, just because it's "easier to get a woman to bed than a man"

- Wilson and House end up in a QPR. This is done by Wilson discovering QPRs and excitedly showing House "hey guess what you can have a relationship if you want to!" And House just "yeh that's what we have dipshit" it's never actually brought up again. Viewers cannot tell if this was House being House or if it was the QPR being made official

- Chase has a fear of rabbits (no clue where this one came from I'm just fully convinced of it) he prefers snakes, and makes jokes about feeding rabbits to snakes when rabbits get brought up. Cameron yells at him about this every time

- Wilson gets a male love interest a little bit before Amber, everyone is shocked except for House and Cuddy. Wilson thought everyone knew he was Bi already

- Foreman has an arc where he questions his own sexuality because of Cameron finding hers. He decides he's straight, but not opposed to the idea of dating a man if he met the right guy

I know I have more but those are the ones I've been thinking about all morning so those are the ones I'm sharing rn

[oddlittlestories]

Wilson has destructive anger

Adams has destructive anger

Park has destructive anger

House has destructive and self-destructive anger

Thirteen has self-destructive anger

Foreman treats himself like a mausoleum where he buries his feelings

Cameron has self-righteous or wet anger, her anger also often masks fear or guilt

Cuddy has frustrated anger, but when her feelings get too big, they start turning in on herself

I’m really not quite sure what Taub is doing with his anger

Amber’s worst anger comes from seeing herself in someone (bad version) but she’s also capable of expressing anger in a healthy way

Kutner is similar. He gets angriest at the bullies who remind him of him. He gets angry enough to recognize his reflection, set aside his ego, and attempt to make amends. Amber needed help from House to face her feelings about the last diagnostics patient she treats. Kutner does it alone. Kutner is alone in his anger.

Chase expresses his anger violently a few times - punching House, getting into a knock-down drag-out with his former surgeon boss. But mostly, I’d argue that Chase shuts down when he gets angry. He’s not allowed to ask for better and no one’s gonna listen. This is just how things are. Chase has learned helplessness anger.

[thecicadagraveyard]

More House MD furry doodles,, I'm actually obsessed with them like I REALLY wanna make more of these (they're also helping me practice expressions again) but I especially want to design the rest of the characters! I have ideas for Cuddy, Cameron, Chase, Foreman, and Taub, but I still have to come up with what I wanna do for Thirteen, Kutner, Amber, etc, etc. Anyway!

This one I wanted to do bc I wanted to do some angsty art and also I thought it'd be a good way to explore some anger in his expression. I also just love the last ep despite how painful it is lol

For this one I REALLY wanted to see if I could get that patented Wilson kicked-puppy-dog-stare and I think I did that pretty well here actually ngl.

Anyway! Those are my fun little doodles for the day, I will probably be making a few more as I go because I've been really loving doing these! I rlly wanna see what I can do here :)

Again pls be nice I'm mostly experimenting with these tyvm!! ♡

[all-pacas]

ok i was trying to nap because i'm sick and i couldn't sleep and instead i was thinking about house medical doctor. and like. ok. chase is my special favorite, right? i want to punch him in his face, right?

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I was thinking, though. It's easy to… smooth over and buff out characters to make them more appealing. To focus on traits and interpretations that you like. And to be clear I do think Chase has a lot of good qualities, both in terms of being a likeable character (he's clever! He doesn't take himself that seriously and isn't ego driven, unlike many others in the cast!) and being a fun character to watch (he's always pulling weird faces or being sarcastic!).

But he also has some real fucking character flaws, so let's talk about them. Because I want to. Because I don't like smoothing people out to fit a Narrative. I want to talk about his apathetic moral vacancy.

Like. Chase is apathetic. He truly and honestly doesn't give a shit about other people a lot of the time. He's not aggressive about it, he's not cruel — he tends to be fairly polite, although he's not great at hiding it ("the nurse's phone can take pictures!" "………cool"), he doesn't often talk shit. When he dislikes a patient, he at least tries to hide it (contrast with Foreman, who genuinely sucks at this). But that doesn't mean he cares. He is absolutely fine with lying to patients (Post Mortem), or with billing people for tests and not telling them (Safe). He doesn't care if that's shady. He's super ethically flexible, is the only one of the fellows to be openly pro euthanasia, has zero moral issue with treating Dibala. This clearly isn't because Chase believes so strongly that being a doctor should make you neutral to petty political beliefs, he just… doesn't care much. It doesn't bother him. I don't think he'd go out of his way to be harmful or cruel to someone, but he also isn't going out of his way to help them either.

While we do see him advocating for his patients and getting involved now and then (mostly with children), he never really has any moments where he takes a stand or fights for someone. Cameron, by contrast, does this constantly (The Itch, Acceptance, Fidelity…). Foreman also has several episodes (Fools For Love, Whac-A-Mole, a lot of his S3 development tbh) where he finds and bonds with and over-invests in a patient. The closest Chase ever comes to "getting way too involved in someone's life because he cares" is Moira in Chase, and she's preeeetty explicitly called out as him rebounding and acting out; he's doing the Wilson-Amber reinvent yourself after trauma thing, and it wears off pretty quickly. In Cameron and Foreman's cases too, it's more about their personal issues than the patient in question… but Chase's situation was really about him.

Speaking of being morally vacant! When Cameron might be infected with HIV (Hunting), he expresses some concern and House immediately mocks him for being fake. I don't actually know that it was (he certainly keeps up the thread of suggesting she should take some time off, he's not just being performative), but it's telling that the first reaction to Chase showing concern for anyone is "lol, who are you kidding?" Cameron accuses him later that of not being a good guy. She wants to get laid and live life on the edge, and the person that jumps to her mind when she wonders "who would be down for doing me on meth" is Chase. Nor is she wrong. Chase is an opportunist. Tritter calls him one, and Tritter is correct. He rats to Vogler to save his job, and is barely sorry for it; I'm not sure he ever apologizes. Everyone expects he'll immediately run to Tritter and a huge source of tension in Finding Judas is that Chase can't win: Foreman and Cameron already assume he has, that he's too spoiled and weak to not. Later in S3, when Cameron propositions him, he again goes "free sex?" and signs up, despite calling her out on what a demeaning offer she's making. He tends to pick the easier options. He stays a diagnostics fellow for years longer than anyone else, because it's a safe space. It's easy. He'd rather be a follower than take any risks. (I think there is no room for a reality where he refused his dad's money out of spite or pride. Why would he refuse a trust fund? It's easy. It's right there.)

We actually do see him lash out and stand up for himself here and there. He pushes back against Cameron a few times, actually (Act your Age, Saviors, Teamwork), and he's also pushed back against Foreman and House. But it's only for himself. I can't think of a time he went far out of his way to defend one of his coworkers, or his boss, or a patient. He did get mad enough to, uh, kill, when Dibala threatened Cameron. Which: fair enough? But he doesn't care much for things outside of his immediate influence. He has no problem shrugging off Cuddy in Living the Dream, or an armed gunman in Last Resort. He has no moral stances or political beliefs that we know of (besides, uh, fat people suck and the US immigration system is annoying). He very much does care about people, he's pretty clear that at least some of his apathy is a defense thing after a deeply fucked up childhood, but it's always despite himself. He prefers to do his job and go home. There's an old not-joke about how all surgeons have god complexes. Chase being a surgeon is kind of a retcon, and in a lot of ways he doesn't fit the stereotype — he's not particularly arrogant or superior, he's not even ambitious. He does get touchy about being called wrong, or accused of making mistakes, but I don't think he's any worse than the others on that front (or more prone to making mistakes). But that indifference? His sort of general aloofness? He cares about himself, and his little circle, and watches his own back, and that's it. He doesn't dislike other people, but he doesn't care much either way. Foreman accuses him of being fake. Everyone accuses him of being morally vacant, an opportunist who will do anything if it improves his own situation. And… yeah. Kinda.

[werewolfstonertboy]

JUST WATCHED HOUSE MD SEASON 5 FINALE

WHAT THE FUCK

uhhh spoilers under the cut or whatever

Im going to fucking EXPLODE. the way that everything was built up over multiple seasons??? Amber's character appearing as a hallucination to House and acting as his subconscious, the irrational part of his brain, the way that his grieving for her finally manifests in this completely unhealthy way>?? that's so fitting for his character because he's fucking House??????

Kutner's suicide being the breaking point for these hallucinations... how did the writers get all of this out of Kal Penn leaving to work for Obama. God I loved Kutner's character but kudos to the writers for getting this much mileage out of him needing to leave the show.

OKAYYYY now um. mainly i want to talk about the last two episodes of Season 5 I think>??

Basically. What the fuck.

OK so. everything with Cuddy helping House detox was a drea.,,, dream,, I probably should have noticed earlier -> there were some clues like the diagnostic not giving a shit that House had Cuddy's lipstickj but im dense so whatever, BUT HOLY SHIT THE WHOLE CONSTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING??

House hallucinates Amber. So House calls for Wilson to come get him. The very action which played a part in causing Amber's death. And then everything is fine and House starts puts a lot of responsibility on Cuddy to watch him while he's detoxing but the most realistic part was when Cuddy saw him going for the pill and then stopped him which was what made me really buy into all of this,,,,,,,, idk idk it's so accurate to their characters for Cuddy to just say "NO HOUSE" like he's a pet who has something in his mouth.

but then the finale. God, the finale.

ok uhhhhh??? House fucking. realizes he hallucinated everything after getting himself fired for real. I would not want to be Cuddy in this position the woman has the patience of a Saint, Goddamn.

Wilson takes House to the Psych Hospital he mentioned in the previous episode. The parallels of the shot of Cameron and Chase kissing at their wedding followed immediately by the shot of the back of House's head walking to the side to reveal Wilson's face. FUUUUUUUUCK?????

the rolling stones????

[the-beginning-is-ending]

HOUSE M.D × WarriorCats

FelidaeMD is yet another crossover between HouseMD and WarriorCats, where I will be actively rewriting the series, along with adjusting it to fit the warriors series.

This is a remaster post for the designs that I created before, and overall I might make a fic for this AU, but no promises! Anyone is free to use these designs for unrelated things or for their own stories and AUs.

Designs + info under the cut!

LINENCURL - LINENSTAR ( Cuddy )

Norwegian-Forest-Cat based! I took inspiration off of a sheep, because of her bangs within the show always reminded me of one.. and idk she has sheep vibes. She also has extra toes on one of her front paws! No reason, just cuz I thought it'd be cool.

JASPERWREN ( Wilson )

Based on an American-Curl +a little heart-like dot on his face! He's the Mediator of the clan they're within, cuz I thought it'd be fitting. More wavy-ish fur.

HARSHGUST ( House )

He's a Cornish-Rex mix. I saw this in a certain Warriors-AU and really liked it, but I can't remember the goddamned name of it (going feral rn). Either way, credits to them! One of his front claws is declawed, just for some detail, and he is the main medicine cat of the clan. Also! Cats, and many animals, can get blood clots and things like that, so it's the same thing that fucked up his leg. No monster or anything like that.

EVERGREENFALL ( Foreman )

I really love his design.. idk why.. he's a Burmese mix, and yeah! He's another medicine cat that House mentored, and stuff like that. Simple. Idk I just love drawing him too!! Also! Extra toes like Cuddy, cuz after all, he does replace her.

AIRYCHIRP ( Cameron )

A Somali! I couldn't decide if I wanted to lean blonde or brown, cuz I think of both when I see her... but I thought an in-between would fit better. I love her chronically sad look... she's so funky...

RAVENCOIL ( Chase )

A marbled Bengal. He didn't change much... as u can tell. It's just him. Same paws / tail being a lighter color as House, following in his paw steps and stuff.... idk. he.

REEDHAIL ( Thirteen )

No real reasoning in her design! I decided on a rex mix with other stuff in there cuz I thought her being a mix was more fitting, is all. (I think the rex part came to me from the same au as the house-rex thing, but I can't remember! sry!!)

VASTAMBER ( Amber )

Her design came easily to me. I saw it since day one, as a simple wirehair cat. It just immediately came to mind. This graceful, golden wirehair who just always looks so.. oddly relaxed.

COLDTAIL ( Taub )

Scottish fold was so obvious.. and also from the same one as House/13, I believe? Idk I just thought it was rlly fitting! I wish I could've gone further with his design, but overall, it's Taub. I think it matches him well enough! itty bitty guy....

LYREKRILL ( Kutner )

Kutner was either gonna be a snowshoe or Siamese, and I thought Siamese fit better, so here he is! I rlly like how simple he is, and Siamese are honestly some of my favorite cats so obv I like him... if only he stuck around for longer. But he definitely made his impact on the show.

Since I cannot add anymore images (yes, very unfortunate) and Vogler / Tritter didn't change designs one bit, they won't be in this post. I'll post them later on probably, but yeah.

They did get clean refs tho.

Plainsclan — Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

Boarclan — Voglers Clan

PrincetonClan — Clan near the edges of the city where Vogler comes from

[opheliasam]

I mean cameron was ultimately Thee character if we really think about it. She fell in love with house, chose chase over house (healthy) and then left when Chase started turning into House. She was a wilson parallel (incredible ik) to chase (house’s prodigal son) and foreman is a cuddy parallel to thirteen (house’s prodigal daughter) and then chase n foreman inherit house and cuddy’s roles ultimately . And Cameron escapes the cycle—doesn’t inherit Wilson’s role. Because she knew when to leave, and she did… Bravo women. Same with thirteen btw (Bravo Women…) and CUDDY !! cuddy might have left too late but she did leave (BRAVO WOMEN) good for her . I’m sorry amber…..</3 but she was the greatest catalyst for change, especially for Wilson and House’s dynamic, which they needed.

The rest of the characters on the show r their own people in ways that aren’t so entrenched & incestuous…but it’s the oldest characters which truly help us understand how interpersonal dynamics affect and change people, and the tragic reality of what happens when people are unable to change for the better or leave. But the show depicted deeply beautiful and true character arcs—they all really did get what they deserved. Despite it all, there was still love. And there was still healing and there was still happiness.

[bumblebaubles]

top reveals of house md

((these had me gagged like no other)

SPOILERS!!!!

kutner being a bully

-that episode he was going IN on those school bullies rlly had me thinking mans had it rough like that but he APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A BULLY?!?!?

i was aghast

Taub attempted suicide

the way he was going in on the suicidal dad had me thinking he was just a hardass who denied some previous traumas but the way HOUSE GAGGED HIM AFTER KUTNERS DEATH?!??!

"good thing you got help" !!!! i had to walk away from my screen actually i was in shamble

cameron loved house

i had a legitimate cardiac episode

houses 24 hour hallucination

like the show got more and ore unhinged and all i did was watch with my jaw agape and my mind blown

wilsons brother

it simply broke me a bit

wilson dating amber

that season is still my favorite (im on season 6 now) it really changed my whole entire life

[unhingedkorean]

House MD as a d&d party

Wilson: DM

House: derails the session through loopholes and arguing with the rules and premises but he’s usually the one that solves the challenge last minute

Cuddy: argues with House about rules derailing the game further

Chase: bard that doesn’t understand how to play after 12 sessions

Cameron: has to explain to Chase how this works every time

Taub: always the first and usually the only one to drop to 0HP

Thirteen: nat 20 every charisma check

Park & Kutner: wizards having a great time

Amber: somehow finds a way to kill the DM

Foreman: too serious

[deeplyclosetedjameswilson]

thinking about grief in house md…stacy grieving who house was, cuddy and wilson grieving who house was while watching him get worse and worse, house grieving for his father against his own wishes, wilson grieving for amber and deciding the grief is so painful he must cut off house before he can lose him, everyone’s way of grieving for kutner (but especially taub’s), thirteen grieving for herself before she dies, foreman grieving for his mother while she’s alive and can’t remember him, chase grieving for his father and his mother and his faith, cameron’s grief being such an integral part of her character, the way everyone at the end of season 8 is slightly terrified of house’s impending grief when wilson dies, the way wilson grieves for himself by running from his inherent need to be good until he can’t escape it. amber said “we’ll always want a little longer” and sang “it’s later than you think” and cs lewis described grief as “like waiting; just hinging about waiting for something to happen”