#house/cuddy

[barryroyco]

okay so in my opinion, if you compare hugh laurie’s performances in each respective plot, house never had feelings for cameron. there is absolutely no romantic tension on his part, and i believe that he played it that way on purpose. because if you watch how he acts in scenes where house is supposed to have tension with cuddy, it’s night and day how different he is. hugh laurie acts with his whole being—face, body, voice, he’s putting his all into every scene. his romantic tension with cuddy was as intentional as his lack of attraction to cameron.

so moving past what we know to be canonical, if we compare house’s chemistry with cameron to house’s chemistry with cuddy and bring in the matter of house’s chemistry with WILSON? the tension he brings to certain scenes? the scenes where maybe there’s a “joke” about them being gay/in love/having sex? in many of those scenes, hugh laurie—who we all know can play the shit out of a comedic beat—chooses to not play it as a joke (best example would be the “you’re sleeping with me” scene and a lot of the amber plot. it could have easily been played for laughs, but hugh laurie played that shit dead serious). i think, based off of what he’s actually said about house and wilson’s love, and how down he was for hilson, he played it that way on purpose. i believe he wanted that for house, or at least wanted to make sure that it would have a solid foundation if they did somehow decide to pursue the plot line. i am so sure that the tension he created in scenes with wilson was intentional. because he matches intensity levels with only cuddy, a little bit of stacy, and wilson throughout the show. there’s no way that’s an accident. hugh laurie is too good for that.

[robertseanleonardthinker]

killing myself now

(move me - badflower)

[thankstothe]

!👏

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[loudmariachibands]

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[pan1ck]

[titojefie]

we do a little tomfoolery

[stampgwifeyera]

i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways

[sinfulpepsi]

“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

[vigilante-apologist]

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[barryroyco]

You are 1000 correct! Even in the scene where Cameron kisses him, he rolls his eyes before he just goes with it. Yeah, he’s a guy lol But she threw herself at him for years, if he wanted to, he would have. He never did.

And completely agree if you compare his performances with woman he had feelings for, it’s obvious.

House even says flat out, no. More than once. Combine all that and it’s obvious he and Cameron weren’t a thing in House’s opinion.. and in Hugh’s as well.

THANK YOU FOR THE VALIDATION yeah he has very specific mannerisms and ways of showing things through his acting down to the inflection of this voice that he just. doesn’t have with cameron. i will grant truthers that one time she walked in all dolled up and he was like “what were we talking about again” but even then it did not look like HUGH’S heart was in it. hugh laurie hilson and huddy warrior!

[robertseanleonardthinker]

drugs by eden is so huddy coded tbh

[thankstothe]

okey-doke 🥺

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[househrt]

house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts