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Sounds like a symptom of lupus
#memes#house#house md#gregory house#james wilson#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#thirteen hadley#remy thirteen hadley#remy hadley#lisa cuddy#hilson#house x wilson
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it is so embarrassing to be losing my mind over a tv show and all of the stills look like this
and it WILL be the most thrilling piece of television you have ever watched
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that severance episode was like if anime beach filler had consequences
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severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolaiton] directed by

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severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolaiton] directed by

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the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped
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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
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Every House MD episode includes:
• Mandatory clinic duty
• An unnecessary brain biopsy
• “Differential diagnosis?”
• Either heavy metal poisoning, autoimmune disease, amyloidosis or sarcoidosis being thrown as possible diagnoses just to be discarded when the patient has a weird symptom
• “So he’s gonna die? Boring.”
• Breaking into patient’s apartment looking for clues
• House’s B-plot patient in the clinic gives him the answer to A-plot patient’s disease
• Old man yaoi
• Cuddy serving looks
• Drugs
• “It’s not lupus”
• “I can’t see patients. I’m busy!” is doing nothing
#memes#house x wilson#gregory house#house md#hate crimes md#james wilson#lisa cuddy#allison cameron#remy thirteen hadley#thirteen hadley#thirteen#robert chase#chase#eric foreman#foreman#starter pack#shitpost#old man yaoi#yaoi
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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Everything you need to know about this show in one scene
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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.
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"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am
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