#christopher taub

[unaballerinascalza]

House, M.D. in 2024 headcanons

Pt. 1

House takes birdwatching seriously, although in amateur mode, equipped with binoculars, dad shorts and a wilson holding snacks bait for bird pics

Wilson is a Temu victim

House, in one way or another, verbally defeats Jake Paul

Cam and Thirteen get caught in Janitor's Closet™ 2.0 but in a very cute way where they're just standing there and kissing each other's noses. House makes gagging sounds after said discovery

Foreman has beef with [a dislike towards] peas since 5th grade

No one from the team can keep plants alive except for maybe Wilson (cue to 30 aloe vera types in his balcony or something)*. House, in theory, would be able to, but he would rather rot than have a healthy hobby

Chase genuinely considers creating his own shampoo brand

House and Kutner competitively play NYT Connections

Thirteen outlifts Foreman at the gym. She is smug. He is vexed.

Taub reads 50 shades of grey multiple times every year

Cameron almost got into a stevia pill selling pyramid scheme

Foreman is an android boi but with the rage of an average apple user

Cuddy has stolen House's whiteboard marker at least twice just to fuck with him

Thirteen sent House all 0.5x pics of Foreman after their breakup

Kutner has blown up the microwave in the break room

*we love a 420 joke

Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

[avianhasnodignity]

i need to be put down

[tulip-wizard]

*walks out covered in blood*

so i just finished house md.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

house md memes but its me and my friends weird text messages :P

!!!

[alex--kid]

This. Just this.

[bitchlesslesbian]

I think that being a nurse in ppth would've hilarious in gossips terms , like yes i would love to bet $100 in the poll of "Are James Wilson , head of oncology and Gregory House , head of diagnostics fucking?" And talking about Chase and Cameron crappy divorce and how Taub cheats on his wife with nurses and who is going to be next

[quinnmorgendorffer]

[righteousenjoymentofthunder]

“how did you know?” - “a little wallaby told me recently…” - “you told him!?” - “he asked 🤨”

ohhh chase never change. doesnt even consider not telling house when he asks things

[wilsonteav]

Pov: When two of your biggest crushes from House MD are literally next to each other

[unaballerinascalza]

House, M.D. in 2024 headcanons

Pt. 2

That Nora lady uses the f slur with her besties at cocktail hour

House is THE Chappell Roan fan (loves her more than Thirteen does)

Someone from the team makes an artpiece out of defected IV needles while Under The Influence™. It either sells for tens of thousands at an auction or 31 dollars and 24 cents on Ebay, depending on the marketing

Chase has starred in a deodorant ad where he was on a motorbike and with sideburns

Chase and Thirteen constantly sing that one line from teenage dirtbag ("I've got two tickets to iron maiden, baby") together at the randomest times for no reason

Wilson feeds seagulls fries on purpose

Cuddy has a secret history of participating at fried chicken eating contests (and having won at least 4 times)

Thirteen gifts House a hot wheels colour changing monstertruck set. Kutner adds the garage from his collection. House keeps it all in his office

Chase wins a rap battle against an annoying kid who was bugging Cameron

Taub doesn't understand why everyone hates karma by Jojo Siwa

To make the ducklings concentrate during doctoring, House plays them royalty free music (e.g. spinning monkeys)

House steals Cameron's copy of "Red, white and royal blue" and doesn't give it back because it'S GENUINELY GOOD

Foreman orders boxes of samyang ramen noodles. He adds all the sauce and eats it without batting an eye

Chase takes Thirteen to Australia as a siblings trip. They get arrested.

Park has a cleaning tiktok

Pt. 1 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

[rantingwhileraving]

genuine question do taub fans exist

[avianhasnodignity]

i find it very intriguing to think about how other characters would react to learning that chase murdered someone. i feel like taub would just be like "um. okay." and decidedly not think about it ever again

[lis4cuddy]

house md: put a bon iver song on a sad scene at the end of a season

me:

(also it’s not fair to give such hopes at the end of 7x22 only to then brutally fuck it all up with 7x23)

[the-worst-bracket]

[pameluhr]