marc--chilton
marc--chilton
dean marc, founder of sleepy bitch academy
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marc--chilton · 5 days ago
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What is your stance on the issues?
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marc--chilton · 16 days ago
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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[getting yelled at by a new york deli employee to hurry up with my order] ohhhh i get it this is a ‘tsundere’ cafe
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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Losing my mind over this
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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so what do u think about plays
i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see
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marc--chilton · 22 days ago
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obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows
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marc--chilton · 29 days ago
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rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens
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marc--chilton · 1 month ago
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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose
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marc--chilton · 1 month ago
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ohhhh the temptation to write some fucked up omegaverse stuff is growing again
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marc--chilton · 2 months ago
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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