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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
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[getting yelled at by a new york deli employee to hurry up with my order] ohhhh i get it this is a ‘tsundere’ cafe
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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip
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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
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so what do u think about plays
i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse.
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everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see
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obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows
#house md#canon To Me#i also love that wilson sometimes gets this Look about him like it might just be his big dumb deer eyes#but it makes me think of when a kid wears their parent's work clothes and having to deal with Adult Expectations#deeply unserious show that hurts my feelings often
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rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens
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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose
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ohhhh the temptation to write some fucked up omegaverse stuff is growing again
#mgv#sorry adam but as my fav character in saw u will thrown into the walls at my leisure#and we'll traumatize lawrence too in the process doesn't that sound fun#[<- ramblings of a lunatic]
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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