#house au

[cherrybloosomgirl29]

Poll for Logan x Wade Full House AU Part 4

idea 1: Rogue accidentally hurts someone with her powers and runs away (angst)

idea 2: Kitty meets a girl at school who infuriates her (hinted future love interest)

idea 3: Jubilee’s high score in a video game is beat by Laura initiating a fierce competition between them

idea 4: Laura gets into a fight with a classmate who teases her (angst and fluff)

[wilson-with-the-bad-back]

yes i love it he looks so sad and wet it's perfect (is he being held by house??)

i laughed very hard when i saw this the other day and it made my day

[muensterfucker]

fight / item / run

( with @molotovgrifter :) )

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Event poll series: Fictional Wrestlemania (Night 1)

Match 7: Sherlock Holmes (c) vs. Dr. Gregory House vs. Jim Moriarty for the World Heavyweight Championship

If you want to catch up on the lore/storyline details: Click this link

[wilson-is-a-slut]

house bird au where everything is the same except wilson is house’s personal carrier pigeon 🐦

@crack-cocaine-kibe

[perpetualsunspot]

Picked up watching house again, and they reminded me so much of Team 7

[aristocratic-otter]

Howdy y'all!

It seems like I can only find the wherewithal to post on Sunday these days. Please don't stop tagging me for Wednesdays, though! I have hope that I'll build up the free time for it again!

Thanks to @prettygoododds, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @larkral, @wellbelesbian, @artsyunderstudy, @nightimedreamersghost, @rimeswithpurple, @shemakesmeforget, @whatevertheweather, @ileadacharmedlife, @facewithoutheart, @cutestkilla and @alexalexinii for tagging me over the last couple of weeks!

First things first, To Heal A Broken Mind is in the homestretch, y'all! It ought to be done in the next two weeks, and then goes to my beta, and then I finally get to share it with @yellobb-old and the rest of the world! Here's a bit of softness from the final chapter:

“I love you!” I blurt, and then squeak and hide my face in his shoulder. But he doesn’t let me hide, just chuckles and lifts my head up so I’m facing him again. . 

“I love you too,” he says solemnly, and I feel tears burn at the corner of my eyes. “But hold that thought. After tomorrow, say it to me again. And I’ll do the same. And we’ll start our new life…or, at least, my new life, with you in it. For good this time”

Westward Son is also on the downhill slide, both in the story and in the completion of it! I estimate that the final chapter will go up before November. Here's our crew getting to know a new friend:

Acorn knows where all sorts of forest gleanings may be had. He shows us berry bushes that still have ripe fruit, though chilled by the frost. He digs up squirrel hordes of acorns (his namesake, he chuckles), along with other nuts and seeds. And, while he is strictly a plant eater, he isn’t offended when we hunt the beasts of the forest. He even shows us the best places to set traps or string fishing lines. 

When I ask him if he’s bothered by us eating meat in his presence, he’s philosophical. “Should I grow angry at the puma or the wolf because they consume the beautiful deer and rabbits? Their needs are not mine, and so I am content with eating differently from humans, because I am not human.”

The next chapter of Saving Simon Snow is coming soon, lol (and so is Simon) (warning for smutty snippet below):

It’s harder than you’d think to roll your eyes and sneer in disgust when the love of your life is rocking in and out of you, and you feel so full that you’re certain you’ll burst. But I put in the work. 

“Consummated? You’re a moron, Snow,” I grumble, even as he steadily takes me apart. 

He laughs. “I feel like you should call me Simon when I’m fucking you,” he says, panting. 

“You’re a moron, Simon,” I repeat obediently. 

Here's a little bit of tension from Snow Fox (next chapter also up in a day or two!)

Gareth comes into view, his pistol now pressed to the back of Malcolm Grimm’s head. “I tied up the Lieutenant, Sir. Shall I give the rest of these blackguards the same treatment?”

Forgive me, Baz.

“As you please,” I tell Gareth, keeping my tone light. “And no need to be gentle.”

From my CORB, The Heart in The Well, Baz is in a spot of trouble.

A sharp pain in my skull, and I found myself facing a hobgoblin. He was holding me up by my hair. Hobgoblins are related to goblins, but their skin is more greenish-grey than green, and they’re far uglier. But they eat people, just like their prettier cousins. I wondered if I was about to be their next meal. 

I hoped they’d choke on me.

From what I am currently calling "Simon the TikTok Dancer" (which will absolutely not be its final name), try to guess who Simon's teacher is 😉

At least Snow’s obvious progress makes what I have to tell him tonight easier. I’ve been dreading it all day. San Diego State University starts up again on Monday, and so our dance season is over. I have to say good-bye to Snow, at least for the school year. 

I indulge myself in watching him dance, not eager to bring down the mood already. 

I can see spots where his control is rough, and areas where he needs more precision, but truly, he’s already beautiful to watch.

And finally, a little Simon and Baz bonding from Stars, Flowers, and Children:

Simon is bubbling over with excitement, and I can’t help being infected with his enthusiasm. The moment we reach the pond, he spins to face me with a wild grin and says, “We’ve found Blackbeard’s lagoon, Baz! His buried treasure must be nearby!” 

I stare at him. What on Earth is he on about?

Simon’s smile fades a little. When he speaks again, it’s in a softer, more coaxing tone. “Come on Baz. Haven’t you ever played a game of make believe?”

Is that what this is?  “I didn’t grow up around many other children,” I admit, stiffly. 

Simon’s expression softens into something that looks very much like pity. It’s intolerable. 

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[sarachidouinsbae]

need a house au where the show takes place in a law firm and house and makes people sign legally binding contracts over $20 bets

[animnightmare]

House MD x M*A*S*H AU Drabbles.

my friend challenged me to write this and a billion ideas immediately spawned in my head but I don't have the motivation to write a proper fic.

-Since House would be too old to he drafted in the army and wouldn't willingly serve his country if his life depended on it, Ive decided that Wilson enlisted him as a prank during a very heated prank war.

-It would be during later seasons so I can draw parallels between BJ and Wilson, but I very much believe Trapper and House would've gotten along

-There would be episodes/chapters/what have you where Houses medication got caught up in supply, or he's forced to sacrifice it like Klinger does with his thread.

-Hawkeye and House would bond early on over their best friends lovers being psychosexual maniacs. "He enlisted me. As a prank." "He sent me into a severe episode of paranoia and then laughed at me." and then they pine about it

-BJ and Hawkeye would constantly call him Gregory/Greg instead of House, and it would annoy him to no end. (Eventually he stops this by calling Hawkeye Benjamin all the time, and after having an even more extreme reaction to BJ not explaining the acronym than Hawkeye had, gets BJ to stop by calling him Blow Job all the time.)

-Charles would have mixed feelings about house when he arrives due to knowing a lot about PPBTH's reputation.

-I think he and Sidney should have a sass off, punch eachother, then have a drink together.

-Potter would fucking hate him. BJs insanity mixed with Hawkeyes disregard for the rules without any of their good hearted natures. If only he werent such a damn good doctor.

-Mulcahy would hate him even more than he dislikes Charles. He would officially become the one person Mulcahy actively hates, I think.

-Radar would be terrified of him.

-To everyone's surprise, he and Klinger get along. Klinger wasnt afraid to push back, and House respects this about him. That being said he still constantly calls him slurs, but people quickly realize he doesnt actually discriminate.

-House would probobly go to bat for Klinger tbh

-House despises Mulcahy even more than the Father does in return, because of his immediate hate for all things religious. Never gives up an opportunity to argue religion with this man.

[lance-cuddy]

INTRO POST I GUESS

thank you @neil-perrys-reincarnation for being on the board of directors 🫡🫡

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Curious Events Day & Fire Prevention Day

Person A lives in a house that is made from very flammable materials in a place prone to forest fires, but that has survived every single one. One day, they offer a stranded firefighter, Person B, shelter during one such fire, and Person B only accepts since they’d rather die in company than alone. But when the house remains unscatched, they ask Person A about it, and get told it was blessed by a fire demon/god/spirit to never burn down or let it’s inhabitants die from flames.

[wilson-with-the-bad-back]

what do you do when the pain is unbearable? does house share some his painkillers?

House wouldn’t “share” his pills, since he doesn’t have any since his leg is fine, always has been. But how like in the show that Wilson writes House scripts, House writes Wilson scripts in the au.

Wilson is stubborn by nature, so getting him to take pills is always a chore for House. But when Wilson is tossing and turning, he will beg for as many pills as he can get.

Wilson lives in chronic pain though, so it’s hard for him to know when he’s in pain pain, so on top of him being stubborn, it’s hard for him to take pills in the first place. Wilson knows he’s in pain, but he never really knows how much he’s in.

And for Wilson not liking to take pills, it’s not that it’s hard for him, it’s that he doesn’t think he needs to.

[pacificwaternymph]

so I was thinking about your Au’s and so many ideas have been assaulting me for a few days now so I'm just gonna word vomit the ones that I'm the most attached to here and let you deal with it:

So house au what if the version of Xornoths corruption here is just him going into other peoples rooms and just messing around with them mabey he moves things around in the room mabey he relocates objects from one room to another it doesn't matter but this being his "corruption" is important for 2 reasons one that way the way the corruption not getting to the Ocean empire/Lizzies room like in the lore is that they are terrified of Lizzie like she caught them sneaking into her room to spread his “corruption” and she made sure that they didnt do that again because as this established in the lore Lizzie is a BAMF and you do not want to be on her bad side not sure if it affected the swamp empire in the lore but if it didnt then I guess that's because Xor Xor decided to play it safe and just stay away from water themed rooms the second reason why its important is that then Joels I don't belive in demons/supernatural stuff thing can be that he's the only one whos seen Xornoth in the act of spreading his "corruption" i mean knowing him he's probably helped them but he thinks its funny to act like he doesnt believe that Xornoths doing anything and he keeps acting like things going missing or being in a different place then where they where last seen isnt happing when someone trys to convince him that it is happening hes just like “it doesnt happen to lizzie and it doesnt happen to me (it does he just acts like it doesnt) so it must just be that they forgot they put it there stuff” 

Oh and a quick question as a treat: you know that one au where Xornoth has gender marker bracelets do they ever like were multiple at the same time like as a marker that they are She/They today or something?

I hope you liked my stupid ideas lol ill probably have more that ill share soon whether you like it or not *evil laughter*

That is a fantastic idea oh my god I love that. Xornoth's just being a little shit at any given possibility. Jimmy thinks he's getting the worst of it but really his room is just super messy so whenever Xornoth is looking for something in it it requires him completely upending everything to find it.

Also for your second question: yeah, they do.

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

How successful would Dr. Gregory House…

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[inevitably-johnlocked]

can you promote a crossover or no? because I have one. The title is The Hopes and Fears of all the Years, ID no 44856103. Thank you.

The Hopes and Fears of all the Years by Joaquinbumblebee24 (T, 3,842+ w., 3/11 Ch. || WiP || House MD Crossover || UAP Divergence, Illness, Medical Inaccuracies, Alternating POVs, POV House, POV John, Medical Professionals, Developing Relationship, Flashbacks, Sports References, Neurology/Neuroscience) – 27 years ago, House became the father of Sherlock Holmes. 27 years later, every father's worst nightmare came true when Sherlock's roommate, John Watson, called in the middle of the night to inform House that his son was ill.

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Hi Lovely! 

OF COURSE! I always support y’all promoting your fics, PLUS I know I’ve had a few asks in the past asking for House AU fics, so they will enjoy this one!

Everyone go give this one some love and support!! <3

[jamiespoppinss]

happy monday! ☺️🏡