#mash au

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Needed to draw out this AU idea I had

[st33le]

So I’m kinda going insane over my watership down au for mash.

I just think the concepts of accepting death are a good starting point for a mash au.

Also Charles and radar as domestic bunnies. Radar is a lop ear rabbit and Charles is a Flemish giant :3

Promise I’ll do father Mulcahy and Henry soon.

[animnightmare]

House MD x M*A*S*H AU Drabbles.

my friend challenged me to write this and a billion ideas immediately spawned in my head but I don't have the motivation to write a proper fic.

-Since House would be too old to he drafted in the army and wouldn't willingly serve his country if his life depended on it, Ive decided that Wilson enlisted him as a prank during a very heated prank war.

-It would be during later seasons so I can draw parallels between BJ and Wilson, but I very much believe Trapper and House would've gotten along

-There would be episodes/chapters/what have you where Houses medication got caught up in supply, or he's forced to sacrifice it like Klinger does with his thread.

-Hawkeye and House would bond early on over their best friends lovers being psychosexual maniacs. "He enlisted me. As a prank." "He sent me into a severe episode of paranoia and then laughed at me." and then they pine about it

-BJ and Hawkeye would constantly call him Gregory/Greg instead of House, and it would annoy him to no end. (Eventually he stops this by calling Hawkeye Benjamin all the time, and after having an even more extreme reaction to BJ not explaining the acronym than Hawkeye had, gets BJ to stop by calling him Blow Job all the time.)

-Charles would have mixed feelings about house when he arrives due to knowing a lot about PPBTH's reputation.

-I think he and Sidney should have a sass off, punch eachother, then have a drink together.

-Potter would fucking hate him. BJs insanity mixed with Hawkeyes disregard for the rules without any of their good hearted natures. If only he werent such a damn good doctor.

-Mulcahy would hate him even more than he dislikes Charles. He would officially become the one person Mulcahy actively hates, I think.

-Radar would be terrified of him.

-To everyone's surprise, he and Klinger get along. Klinger wasnt afraid to push back, and House respects this about him. That being said he still constantly calls him slurs, but people quickly realize he doesnt actually discriminate.

-House would probobly go to bat for Klinger tbh

-House despises Mulcahy even more than the Father does in return, because of his immediate hate for all things religious. Never gives up an opportunity to argue religion with this man.

[stillwaitin76]

Once again I’m on my rambling bullshit but I’ve been looking back on the shows I watched as a kiddo. And my brain came up with a blursed thought that I feel mashblr would enjoy.

What if there was a kids show inspired off of M*A*S*H, but it was similar to Doc Mcstuffins?

The concept I have so far is that the characters we love and adore so much, would be toys (ala Toy Story, Raggedy Ann, the aforementioned Doc Mcstuffins). I thought that perhaps the toys could be either abandoned or broken after the war, and a little Korean orphan finds them one day before he’s adopted. Turns out, his new mom and dad are toy restorers! So, they’d help fix and clean up the cast. And as a secret token of their friendship, the 4077th help to repair the fellow toys that come in. So they basically become a toy hospital, run by toys lol

I don’t know why I decided to make this so in-depth, but if y’all wanna hear more about it or post your thoughts, please do!

[klingershat]

I'm SURE this has been done before but... House MD fanfic w a MASH au??

Hmm. So obviously House would be our Hawkeye. We all know House would absolutely utilize his injury to avoid doing something he doesn't want to. So, if we wanted to make this interesting-- what if he instead fakes being totally fine at his draft physical so they'll send him. When he arrives at his MASH unit, he's using a cane and everything. He's convinced everyone that he's such a good doctor, they sent him to war with a bum leg anyway. Only Cuddy initially clocks that that's absolutely not true. Why does he want to go to Korea? Because he wants to help. He would never tell anyone this, but House does really care about his patients. Maybe he's in a low place and impulsively decides to go to Korea. I think his addiction would be morphine? I tried looking up what opiates were used in the early 50's and that's my best guess.

That makes Wilson our BJ! And yeah, sorry, he's a BJ. I think Hawkeye and BJ's relationship bears a lot of resemblance to House and Wilson's-- notably, that it's painful. "I am pure of heart and insane and you are deceptively selfish but 'a nice guy' and we are best friends and we love each other and we hate each other." Etc etc. Wilson is already in a sore spot in his marriage when he gets drafted to go to Korea. He very much seems like the "family man" type, but he's either misremembering the marriage or convinced that the war puts a pause on all of its problems. And he's convincing. He doesn't look twice at any of the nurses, doesn't cheat on his wife with them. While he's cordial and pleasant, he initially tries keeping most people at arms length. But he can't help but get wrapped up in whatever House is up to, and it's maybe a bit like how BJ slowly changes the longer he's around.

I don't think women were CO'S but I don't think we really have any choice but to make Cuddy the CO. It's a MASH au. It'll live. She doesn't typically have a high tolerance for subordinate bullshit but House is clearly the reason why their recovery numbers are so high, so she's begrudgingly lenient with him.

I could see Cameron being kind of similar to houlihan, in that she is capable of such immense compassion. Cameron is noticably softer than her coworkers. She gets emotionally involved, etc. House continually tells her that she needs to toughen up because this is war, but that also means that she's incredibly supportive when it's been 24 hours of surgery and everything is kind of falling apart.

Maybe I'll add to this later but it was just smthn I was thinking about. I am by no means a House MD or MASH scholar, so feel free to add or correct me if I'm wrong.

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Since I did it on my side blog a few months ago, I decided to make one for MASH! I present to you:

COFFEE SHOP AU: MASH EDITION!!!!

Managers/Shift Leads

Henry: buddy buddy with every employee, got promoted to manager and doesn't really know how to be a good manager. Some days he is too firm with his employees (and at wrong times of the shift) or he is too easy on them and let's everything under the sun slide. He is always running late when he opens and he tries to leave shifts early. He is always walking off the floor to go God knows where.

Potter: Became a manger after 3 months with the coffee shop. People were scared he was going to be a harsh manager due to his reputation of perfectionism and expecting a lot. But he is very reasonable and makes sure things are running smoothly. He loves his position but doesn't abuse it!

Charles: became a shift lead after months of begging the higher ups, claiming that he was a shift lead at his other store and comes from a long line of shift leads! He is perceived to be stuck up, but he just likes things done in a certain way before having fun. But he does try to have fun when leading a shift

Frank: a shift lead that is power hungry! Once he got promoted he began expecting things to a certain standard that weren't attainable for anyone. He was only a shift lead for a few months before all the complaints piled up and he was demoted.

Hawkeye: a shift lead everyone loves! He knows just the right amount of tough love to give to people and really knows how to run a shift. The only thing is he didn't even want to become a shift lead, he was recommended to apply by his former store manager and did it because they needed more people. He really wishes he could just be a barista!

Trapper: could care less that he is a shift lead! Like he is happy and knows how to run a shift, but he wants to have fun but feels like being a shift lead he can't. He is also upset because it would be an abuse of power, he can't date any of the hot baristas

BJ: the minute he was promoted he was transferred to this store and he has to complain about it every few days! He loved his old store and wishes he didn't have to leave! He likes to pull pranks on the slow/ dead shifts!

Margaret: the only female shift lead at the store! She loves it but the sexism is real! The amount of 'pottty humor' she puts up with is insane and she just wants to be liked by everyone, so she puts up with it! She wants to be a store manager really badly!

Baristas:

Radar: He is a star employee! He basically does the job of a store manager with half the pay! He feels like he wouldn't be good enough for being a store manager let alone a shift lead, so he has never applied!

Klinger: Hates his job! But doesn't allow it to sacrifice the quality of the coffee or latte art he does! He is constantly saying he is going to quit or get a new job, but comes in promptly on time for his next shift! He is well liked by everyone and eventually becomes a shift lead!

Kelley: Another favorite of everyone's! She is soft spoken but very knowledgeable about the coffee they sell! Every customer always has something nice to say about her! She doesn't think she would make a good shift lead!

Rizzo: Hates his job! It's a surprise how he is still employed! He doesn't show up half the time, when he does show up, it's 3hrs late! He has had several talking toos and has been written up for no call no showing but is still somehow a barista!

Mulcahy: Has been trying to be a shift lead for months! Applies every time the applications come out but never gets promoted! He is well liked by customers and co-workers! He always asks for Sunday's off since he wants that day to be spent going to church! He is only working there to put himself through seminary school!

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Just a cat

Hawkeye slept better with the cat curled up on his stomach purring. If he woke in the night the cat would roll over and slide out his paws as if trying to hug him, staring at Hawkeye with big blue eyes. No nightmares.

Just a cat. No one saw where the stray cat had come from: a small quiet tom, round-eared and smooth-coated, mostly black with a white collar, who had adopted Hawkeye. If Radar or BJ or Margaret picked him up, he kicked till they put him down again.

When no one else could hear, Hawkeye called him Father.

[wanologic]

yo danny fenton he was just 19

[daily-deliciousness]

Coq au vin

[st33le]

Hawkeye from my version of the pacific rim au >:3c

This is him after ✨ the accident ✨

[quordleona03]

There is a whole compilation, Paul:

If you search on the MASH IBM office AU tags you'll find a whole bunch of posts and videos about this.

What if M*A*S*H was a late 80’s corporate workplace comedy?

(This cover of the main theme is by Mal Waldron btw)

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HAPPY SPOOKY TIME‼️‼️‼️🦇🎃🦇🎃🦇

[sharks3ye]

She always chooses the worst girls to date

[sorry-i-spaced]

Any mash ship of your choice + 27 👀

Thanks for sending one in! I enjoyed writing this!

#27: Support Group AU MASH Ship: Piercintyre Warnings: Mentions of alcoholism and hospital treatments.

A/N: This started out as CharHawk but then i was like wait! Trapper is also from Boston, so then it became a full reunion/ Piercintyre implied ship!

After the police action that was the Korean War, Hawkeye found himself frequenting Emergency Rooms getting treatments for alcohol poisoning. His father was in constant contact with the best therapists in Bangor Maine. It wasn’t until one December morning, when Hawkeye awoke from another charcoal treatment did his dad finally decide to put an end to this senselessness. 

“Benjamin. This is getting ridiculous, you're 35 years old! I don’t mind you living at home. I really love it actually, however, I’m going to need you to try to get sober or I need you to move out.”

And that is how Hawkeye found himself sitting in a fold up metal chair in the basement of a church in Boston Massachusetts. 

“My name is Alex and welcome to Celebrate Recovery! It doesn’t matter if this is your first time or your one hundredth time, we welcome you! And no matter what your hurt, habit, or hang up is, you belong here!” introduced the leader of the group before jumping off the stage at the front of the room.

All Hawkeye could do was roll his eyes, he didn’t think he really belonged in the group regardless of what Alex said. 

He watched as a different man jumped up onto stage and began speaking, 

“For today’s meeting, we have testimony from one of our members. He is a war vet who served in the Korean War, a successful thoracic surgeon here at Boston Mercy Hospital, and he is here to share his story! Join me in welcoming to the stage….  Charles Emerson Winchester the third.”

Everyone around Hawkeye began clapping and cheering, while Hawk sat there with his mouth gaping open. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing! Charles was a frequent flier with this group???

And sure enough, he watched the boisterous Charles walk up to the stage. 

“As Alex mentioned, my name is Charles. I am here today to talk about what this group has done for me. So I guess I should start with my childhood” began the man. 

Still in shock from what he was seeing, Hawkeye barely noticed a guy slip in and take the vacant seat next to him. 

“Ugh, today is just testimony day? Damn! I just need to get my nine month chip.” whispered the guy to Hawk. 

Looking at the guy, it took Hawkeye a second to register who was sitting next to him. 

“Trap?” he cautiously asked. 

Smiling the biggest smile, Trapper looked at Hawkeye and stated, “the one and only! How have you been Hawk?” 

Shrugging his shoulders, Hawk didn’t dare to speak cause he knew he would break down if he did. 

“What are you nine months sober from?” asked Hawk, while testing his voice. 

Smiling, Trapper replied, “same as most of these guys, alcoholism. That doctor at the conference back in Tokyo wasn’t wrong about alcoholism. It was bad when I got home. But I found this group and I’m doing better. I got a sponsor and everything!”

Hawkeye was in shock, “wow! Good for you Trap.”

After their little reunion they listened to the rest of Charles’s testimony before he rounded it out by bringing up how his escapism from the war was music and his escapism from reality post war was alcohol and how once he learned he was using the bottle to fill the space the traumas of the war brought upon him, he found the group and has been sober ever since.

After Charles' testimony, Alex held the chip ceremony and after that everyone got up to leave. 

“Hawk! You should meet some of the guys! One of them could even be your sponsor. But you’ll have to ask them!” exclaimed Trap while putting on his coat. 

“Sure” replied Hawk while also putting on his coat. 

Trapper then proceeded to walk Hawkeye around the room like a puppy introducing him to everyone. 

“Pierce, I’m surprised to see you present at this establishment. I thought for sure someone of your caliber would have been able to cope with the war”exclaimed Charles while making his way towards Hawkeye and Trapper. 

Looking between the two, Trapper asked in confusion, “you guys know each other?”

“Charles was ferret face’s replacement” gritted Hawk through a fake smile. 

“Huh, well looks like its  a 4077 reunion up in here” laughed Trapper, while trying to loosen the tension that had built up. 

“Yea,” agreed Charles. 

Standing there, Trapper realized Hawk and Charles were sizing each other up and still had some pent up emotions from the war between each other, so to get Hawk out of there and save Charles’s ten months anger chip becoming a day one chip, he quickly spoke up, “Well, your testimony was good Charles. I liked the part about escapism, it really spoke to me. Uh I gotta get this one to the train before he misses it and is stuck in Massachusetts all night” and with that he all but dragged Hawkeye out of the church and onto the street. 

“Look, uh I know things have been different between us since I was discharged, but if your not doing anything, uh Louis has the kids tonight and the apartment is pretty lonely when those munchins aren’t there, so if you wanna come over we could have some coffee or something” boldly asked Trap. 

Thinking about what he was implying with the phrasing of his sentence, Hawkeye nodded and the two headed towards Trapper’s car. 

Fin.

[st33le]

Okay I’ve been think about this for a whole 10 minutes and I’m already obsessed.

As a CharlesHawk truther (a hill I’m willing to die on) I’ve already thought up an entire plot involving the two. Also a few other things for other characters but I’ll get to that.

Okay so I imagine it going like this.

Trapper, due to some accident involving the destruction of their Jaeger (of which I named Surgeon Resilient), isn’t able to drift anymore so Hawk is left without a partner. Hawkeye retires from the service and learns to live content as a civilian.

Charles, meantime is one of the leading researchers into drift technology and the Jaegers mechanics in general. For the years Hawkeye is in retirement Charles and his team make great strides in in Jaeger technology. Jaegers that hypothetically can be driven alone.

The government, lacking experienced pilots calls in a few retired veterans to test out the new jaegers. This includes Hawkeye who is reluctant to be there because he was happy being a civilian.

So Hawkeye and the rest of the veterans go through testing out the new technologies. Hawkeye doesn’t really put in an effort and he and Charles don’t get off on the right foot either. Anyway, due to some error or something no real progress is made and the government cans the research.

Charles, being a desperate bastard, and wanting to prove that his innovations can work, gets in and tries to drive a jaeger. The rest of the science team freaks out.

Of course, it doesn’t go as planned, but it’s too late and process can’t be stopped. Hawkeye, remembering the accident that left trapper unable to drive, goes against orders and jumps in to save Charles.

Hawkeye, only really wanted to get the process to the point where they could be pulled out of the jaeger safely. But unexpectedly the two were actually drift compatible.

Now that the jaeger was proven to be useful, it was dubbed Surgeon Defiant (I loved the legacy naming in the movies so yeah).

The government really wants hawkeye back out in the field and now that he has a drift compatible partner they set that in stone. Charles is horrified and Hawkeye is also pretty upset.

The program puts the two on a three month training course and plans to ship them out.

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Other side notes, BJ and Peg are pilots. They pilot a Jaeger called Lovers Quarrel. In this Au they get married after they pilot together.

Radar is also here and he’s still kinda the clerk but he also has a lot of knowledge on Kaiju biology.

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Alright, that’s just the beginning of it and what I could think of hehe.

I’m very normal about both these fandoms.

It's the 10th anniversary of Pacific Rim and I've been seeing so much fanart on my dash over the past couple days, so I'm joining in the fun

Being "drift compatible" completely rewrote my brain 10 years ago and frankly we're under-utilizing it

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Meet the Errand Boy.

Team Fortress 2 × Gravity Falls crossover AU because the two canon timelines sorta match, yipeee!!!

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1971 (2 years after being kicked out at 1969)- Recently turned 19 and short on money, Stanley Pines gets hired by The Administrator as MANN.CO's errand boy alongside Miss Pauling (since the latter was falling behind on her work due to her excessive overworking).

He is saddled with various grunt work such as accompanying Miss Pauling to her arrands of burying bodies, killing and eliminating witnesses; delivering supplies and packages to the mercenary teams; and occasionally even gets to replace some of them for a few battles if they happen to be unavailable on short notice!