#Gregory House

[cickyart]

Aww is that household

[allthistimeeee]

all these being from one episode is insane

this is what we had before we had wandavision

[kuuwo]

happy valentine's day to my gay doctors💊🩺

[prettyinaccurate]

the worst thing abt House MD is how bad i want him

[adenaunspoken]

Hmm...

[astral-scout]

party rockers in the

[sararahrah]

Truuuuuuue

That's my take on them

[housemdvisualnovel]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[drop-dead-dropout]

ENOUGH with adhd x autism ships I wanna see high empathy autistic who loves everything and everyone and cries when they step on a bug x low empathy autistic who picks like 5 things they would literally die for and everything else is just meh whatever

[girbirty]

has this been done yet

[here4thetrama]

House MD was a 8 season early 2000 fever dream

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

soo in 'the down low' wilson proposes to house right?

that honestly raises so many questions

first and the most important one:

why does he have a ring?

if he didnt, did he go out of his way to go and buy one for house?

(just for the 'fake' proposal) and if he did go and buy one, how does he know his ring size?????

and do you think when they went home house actually bugged wilson to put the ring on his hand and let him wear it

i can totally see him do this.

just to fuck with the ducklings he keeps it on, (oh and cuddy too)

and there is no way house did not ask for the ring to keep it for himself. his argument being "you bought this ring for me, so its mine."

and wilson being wilson, i think he would have allowed him to keep the ring too

[supermutticon]

House and Wilson make me so SICK I love them.

Anyways here are some of my Hilson head canons. These are all SFW or just a little suggestive.

Wilson and House alternate big spoon/little spoon. But Wilson prefers to Big spoon and as much as House hates to admit it, he prefers to Little spoon.

House loves sharing things (obviously) but like he really loves sharing stuff. He would give the lollipop out of his mouth if Wilson asked.

Wilson is always pecking House on the cheek, especially after House does something good like saving a patient's life of giving him a cookie.

They're just like an old couple, they sit on the couch together. Not even cuddling, just bodies pressed against each other, occasionally Wilson would mess with House's hair.

Wilson is OBSESSED with House's stubble, he likes the burn when they kiss, he likes feeling it against his thighs.

House is totally in love with Wilson's body, not even just sexually. He likes seeing the aging on Wilson, it makes him feel closer to Wilson. The gray hair, the extra fat on his body or the wrinkles around it. He could spend all day kissing what Wilson sees as imperfections.

Sometimes when they go out on dates to restaurants, which they would not call dates because hashtag cringe, they pretend like they're actually married or on an anniversary of dating. "Oh my husband Greg would love to know what your soup of the day is." Or "James, my love, would you care to share a bottle of wine for our 20th anniversary together?" Just for free shit

Oh yeah they both definitely still call each other House and Wilson despite dating. They will also call each other by first names but they will always prefer last names.

Full names are reserved for when Wilson is getting mad at House for not doing the dishes or folding the clothes right.

Sometimes House just gets waves of sadness and the only thing that can cure it is cuddling in bed with his bf, hands up his shirt just feeling Wilson's heartbeat and knowing that heart beats for him

Wilson is always doing random acts of service, it could range from massaging House's bad leg, making House'd favorite breakfast, setting out clothes to wear the next day or something simple like having the tv already on House's favorite show or dusting off House's piano.

Okay that's all for now!!!!

[propertyofjameswilson]

Love.

[drop-dead-dropout]

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that