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in the middle of a mental health crisis (don’t worry i’m a big boy i’ll be fine) and finding my usual coping mechanism of rewatching house md too triggering so if anyone has recommendations for longform youtube video essays pls send them my way. the longer the better, they can be about anything, i just need some background noise yanno

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KIDFIC AU HEADCANONS aka meet my disgusting ocs uwu

SOFIA BAKER CAMERON

sofia was born with her dad's surname (which i can never decide on but need to for my actual fanficcccc). let's say "baker." eventually she does have it changed to "cameron" to match the rest of the family.

hates her younger siblings. like not actually but. she doesn't like change and crying babies and disruptions in her routines and babies are so good at all of that. to try and "help" cameron and chase bought her like 20 "being a sister is fun!" picture books and got her really involved with cameron's pregnancies and instead: special interest unlocked!!!

sofia still hates her siblings but is also a weird 7-year-old baby expert. (by the time she/they're all older they get along fine)

she alone of the kids goes into medicine. she becomes a pediatrician. by the time sofia is in med school she has completely retconned the "my parents were so desperate to keep me from killing my siblings they created a hyperfixation" into "i've always loved kids :)" chase finds this very funny

needless to say she absolutely has the autism

she and cameron clash growing up because they're very alike and find their similarities grating. like wow she's soooo stubborn and inflexible. unlike ME. but she's very close with chase. he never adopts her formally but at a certain point she does start calling him 'dad' full time.

chase's absolute favorite they are best friends. when she started showing an interest in medicine cameron was SO proud but chase freaked a little. but also sofia spent every afternoon after school from 6-16 in the diagnostics office so what did you THINK would happen chase.

nicknames: soph, sofa, fifi (chase only, cameron hates it)

DANIELLE "ELLIE" CAMERON

the only one with the blond gene. looks a lot like chase generally.

she tends to be pretty calm and easy-going (was the easiest infant in the universe), and cameron thinks she takes after chase, but ellie really takes it to a new level. she's a daydreamer/dawdler, CANNOT be hurried, will do everything at her own pace. she was almost two weeks late and cameron needed to be induced: the joke is that ellie has ALWAYS taken her time.

because she's kind of quiet cameron and chase worry she's the Overlooked Middle Child, and that's part of it - her older and younger siblings are much louder and need more than she does - but she also is easy going so it's tough! cameron tends to spoil her a little.

ellie's a big animal lover and she's the one who broke chase's antipathy for pets. she has a tortoise, a cat, a rabbit, is constantly rescuing bugs and playing outside... cameron and chase are SURE she's going to be a vet or something, but ellie turns out to be the "slacker" of the kids; she doesn't care much about money or careers and would rather just work a boring office job that gives her free time.

in true middle child fashion she's the peacekeeper and diplomat of the family, she's often sofia's spokesman when sofia is mad at someone.

in her own way she's very stubborn; she knows who she is and what she wants and she is NOT changing her mind. cameron thinks she is 120% chase's kid but he's less convinced.

as the most outdoorsy kid is also the most sporty one. likes soccer a lot, is a good swimmer (sadly for chase, an indifferent surfer, but she looooves snorkeling and even scuba diving).

nicknames: ellie, but she's been ellie since the day she was born. in her teens briefly experiments with elle and danielle as more "grown up" options, but no. she's just ellie.

BENJI / "SAM" CAMERON

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so cameron and chase were really excited to have a boy after two fairly girly-girls, only for benji to be pretty obviously some flavor of nonbinary very young. and they are accepting and love them no matter what but they did briefly consider "could we maybe have a fourth kid? like it would be nice to have A boy" rip

after much consideration they decide they want to be called sam (at least as a kid) because it can be both a boy and girl name. as they get older they'll probably refine this and figure out what's going on and what they want, but as a kid it's more "i don't want to be a girl all the time or a boy all the time" and as "sam" they can swap back and forth.

don't mind still being called benji sometimes but it's a) only when they're feeling more like a boy and b) ONLY okay from family. private nickname only.

the baby of the family and very spoiled. used as a human dress-up doll by their sisters, adores sofia and ellie and just follows them around.

sofia is lowkey chase's favorite and ellie is lowkey cameron's -- not that they don't love sam but you know -- sam ends up being the kind of "extended family" kid. they're very close with uncle foreman and the MOST honorary Park of the group. speaks suspiciously good tagalog thanks to popo.

also gets weirdly into catholicism, again through popo and NOT their dad. chase is so torn on this, he's kind of pleased but also kind of oh no did i religiously pressure my childdddddd. sam's not like religious-religious, they just like the ritual and routine of it.

really, REALLY smart kid. like none of the kids are slouches, but by ten sam is basically fluent in tagalog and korean just by pestering the parks, a complete auto-didact. 120% a Gifted Kid. their parents are actually kind of wary about this: cameron and chase obviously think it's a given their kids are all brilliant and perfect, but chase in particular has soo many traumatic memories of being pressured to be brilliant and is inclined to go the opposite way. sam could have skipped grades but cam and chase decide it isn't worth it; they do make sure sam gets into whatever university they want, tho.

dark hair, brown eyes. one of those genetic quirks where sam got their grandmother's nose and rowan's eyes or something.

sam actually ends up living in australia as an adult, working at a university there. chase is like. weirdly proud of this. although it's rough they're so far away. :(

nicknames: sam is their full name, gets changed legally at some point. goes by sam or sammy, sometimes their sisters will call them samueltha to tease. as a kid was okay with being called benji by immediate family only, but that tapers off over the years.

debated legally changing their last name to chase when they legally changed their first to sam, mostly to throw chase a bone lmao. chase joked about changing his to cameron instead. (he didn't)

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"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

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to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

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spoke deeply to me.

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uncommon moments [42/?] ⤷ 3.16 — “Top Secret”

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eating peanuts out of my hand like a demented horse

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fanart so upsettingly good it makes you get up and pace around your room in shellshocked silence

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custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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This is my favorite gif rn I can't stop sending it to people unprompted

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imagining a world where treiber and cameron met and became medical misogyny hating bffs

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ok i posted it i hope you guys still think im hot

writing ohshc fanfic in the big year 2025

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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em dash = AI is so crazy to me. the em dash is my best friend. i couldn’t stop using her if i tried — and i would never try because i love her.