#calvin and hobbes quote

[claypigeonpottery]

never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Darling, do you love me?

Lucifer: Of course I do!

Alastor: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Lucifer: Well, of course I… would…

Alastor: I mean something really, really��

Lucifer: Alastor, what did you do?

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Hey Father, remember the Batmobile?

Bruce: Why sure.

Bruce: Wait a minute. What do you mean "remember"?

[adekalyn]

*Professor McGonagall reading a note Sirius handed her*

Professor McGonagall: “Please excuse Sirius from class today. His genius is urgently required on a top secret matter of national security. Sincerely, the Minister for Magic of Great Britain. P.S. Really.”

Professor McGonagall: Nice try. Sit down.

Sirius, at his desk: I gotta learn how to write in cursive.

Remus: Yes. That was the problem.

[aotearoa20]

Maedhros: What are you doing

Lil' Elrond: Looking for frogs.

Maedhros: How come?

Lil' Elros: Gotta obey the inscrutable exhortations of our souls

Maedhros: (flashbacks to several brothers tracking mud into the house after hours)

Maedhros: Ah, but of course.

Lil' Elrond: Our mandate also includes weird bugs.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I'm in a very crabby mood today, so everybody just leave me alone! I hate everyone!

Astarion: ...

Astarion: No one ever recognizes my hints to smother me with affection.

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: Hey Crowley, remember the Bentley?

Crowley: Yeah, angel, of course.

Crowley:

Crowley: Wait a minute. What do you mean “remember"?

[the-black-bulls]

Luck: Hey captain, what time is it?

Yami: Go look at a clock and see.

(later)

Luck: What's the weather like today?

Yami: Go outside and check.

(later)

Luck: How strong are you?

Yami: Go—

Yami: ...Nice try.

Luck: Dammit!

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: Hey dad, what time is it?

Tai: Go look at a clock and see.

Yang: What's the weather like today?

Tai: Go outside and check.

Yang: How fast can our car go?

Tai: Go--

Tai: ...Nice try.

Yang: Dammit!

(Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

[claypigeonpottery]

I gotta say, this is one of my favourite mugs. the green might turn out more black than expected, it was a mix of a few things and ...who knows. I can't wait for this to get out of the kiln

[calvinandhobbescomic]

"Calvin's Most Unhinged Statements" (A Collection)

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Akechi: I’m making Akira a valentine.

Sumire: He’s a cutie, all right.

Akechi: See, I made a big red heart. Now I’m putting lace around it.

Sumire: That’s very sweet! I’m sure he’ll like it.

Akechi, writing: Akira, I hate you. Drop dead. Akechi.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro: *muffled* I AM NOT IN DENIAL, I'M JUST VERY SELECTIVE ABOUT THE REALITY I ACCEPT!

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: Your polls are slipping, boyo. Better get with it.

Isaac: Bruv, being captain isn't an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls.

Dani: Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Isaac: Exactly.

Moe: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change.

Isaac: I don't like the direction this conversation is going.

[adekalyn]

*Remus annoyed that James and Sirius are procrastinating*

Sirius: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

Remus: and what mood is that?

James: last-minute panic.