#calvin and hobbes quote

[claypigeonpottery]

never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: *searching under the couch*

Damian: I've lost my marbles.

Tim: Everyone suspected as much.

Damian: Well, I hope somebody finds them.

[later that night]

Damian, jolting awake: HEY!

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Darling, do you love me?

Lucifer: Of course I do!

Alastor: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Lucifer: Well, of course I… would…

Alastor: I mean something really, really—

Lucifer: Alastor, what did you do?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Mom, can I have some money to buy a Satan-worshipping, suicide-advocating heavy metal album?

Mom: Rose, the fact that these bands haven’t killed themselves yet in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they’re just in it for the money like everyone else. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.

Rose: Mainstream commercial nihilism can’t be trusted?

Mom: ‘Fraid not, kiddo.

Rose: Childhood is so disillusioning.

[adekalyn]

*Professor McGonagall reading a note Sirius handed her*

Professor McGonagall: “Please excuse Sirius from class today. His genius is urgently required on a top secret matter of national security. Sincerely, the Minister for Magic of Great Britain. P.S. Really.”

Professor McGonagall: Nice try. Sit down.

Sirius, at his desk: I gotta learn how to write in cursive.

Remus: Yes. That was the problem.

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: Your polls are slipping, Nacht.

Finral: Better get with it.

Nacht: Kids, kids, being your vice captain isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

Gauche: What?

Charmy: Not elected?

Magna: You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Nacht: Exactly.

Luck: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Nacht: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

[aotearoa20]

Maedhros: What are you doing

Lil' Elrond: Looking for frogs.

Maedhros: How come?

Lil' Elros: Gotta obey the inscrutable exhortations of our souls

Maedhros: (flashbacks to several brothers tracking mud into the house after hours)

Maedhros: Ah, but of course.

Lil' Elrond: Our mandate also includes weird bugs.

[stardust948]

[Reacting to one of those Best Dad polls]

Zuko: Your polls are slipping, Father.

Azula: Better get with it.

Ozai: Children, being your father isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

Zuko: ?

Azula: Not elected?

Zuko: You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Ozai: Exactly.

Azula: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Ozai: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Sage: "I asked father if he wanted to see some New Year's resolutions I wrote. He said he'd be glad to, and was pleased to see I was taking an interest in self-improvement. I told him the resolutions weren't for me, they were for him. That's why we're outside now."

Metal Sonic: "I wondered what the rush was."

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I'm in a very crabby mood today, so everybody just leave me alone! I hate everyone!

Astarion: ...

Astarion: No one ever recognizes my hints to smother me with affection.

[claypigeonpottery]

I gotta say, this is one of my favourite mugs. the green might turn out more black than expected, it was a mix of a few things and ...who knows. I can't wait for this to get out of the kiln

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Your polls are slipping, Bruce.

Duke: Better get with it.

Bruce: Kids, being your dad isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

Cassandra: ?

Damian: Not elected?

Dick: You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Bruce: Exactly.

Jason: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Bruce: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

[magnetarbeam]

Mara Jade: So this one is called the 19 BBY Overture.

Ben Skywalker: I kinda like it. Interesting percussion section.

Mara Jade: Those are turbolasers.

Ben Skywalker: And they play this in crowded concert halls? Gee, I thought classical music was boring!

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: Hey Crowley, remember the Bentley?

Crowley: Yeah, angel, of course.

Crowley:

Crowley: Wait a minute. What do you mean “remember"?

[adekalyn]

*Fred and George going to Percy’s room*

George: Percy? Are you busy?

Percy: Well, sort of. Why?

Fred: Oh. Nothing. We were just thinking, maybe, if you had the time, we could all do a brother bonding kind of project. You know, just you and us.

Percy: Of course we can. That’s more important than this. Sure, what would you like to do?

George: You’re old enough to buy firearms and explosives, right?

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: [searching under the couch]

Asta: I've lost my marbles.

Liebe: Everyone suspected as much.

Asta: Well, I hope somebody finds them.

[later that night]

Asta, jolting awake: HEY!