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Draco Malfoy: You know, I’ve realized I’m probably just perfect and it’s everyone else around me that’s got issues.

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*Sirius after moving in with James, asking Regulus how his summer was*

Sirius: We’re a family. Families talk about things.

Regulus: No. Families ignore things until they go away. And they do the same thing to the people they leave behind.

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*Draco Malfoy, Heir to the House of Malfoy, and Slytherin seeker receiving a TROLL on his latest assignment*

Harry: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

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*Harry, Ron and Hermione looking over their end of year grades*

Hermione: How do you not care?

Ron, with mostly TROLLs: Like this

Ron: *shrugs*

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*Lily, trying to teach James how to ride a bike*

James: Easy…easy…hold it still.

James: There! Look! I did it! I’m balancing!

Lily: That’s good. Do you want to try it with the kickstand up?

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Ron: Hey, Hermione. Are you reading the book I gave you?

Hermione: Yes. It’s very good.

Ron: You like it?

Hermione: Sure. I think it’s—

Ron: Wait a minute. Would you mind writing it in two pages for me by tomorrow morning?

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Fred: We’ve decided we don’t want to be famous.

Fellow Student: No?

George: Nah. Any idiot can be famous. We figure we’re more the legendary type.

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*When a stranger talks to Hermione.*

Stranger: What do you think that cloud looks like?

Hermione: A bunch of suspended water and ice molecules, why?

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*Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup*

Wood, giving a speech at the celebratory feast: …And finally I’d like to thank all the Hogwarts’ players who have helped me grow as player and captain. Except for Flint, because he hasn’t helped me. He’s actually lessened my talent, it’s gone down since I’ve met him.

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Snippet: And through the veil, unseen by those among the living, the two fallen Marauders smiled at the twins.

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Mr. And Mrs. Weasley relaxing in front of the fireplace late on Christmas Eve.

Fred and George, out of bed and fire extinguisher in hand: WHAT’S THIS?! SANTA FLAMBÉ??

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Fred and George when they don’t know an answer: I do not believe in linear time. There is no past and future: all is one, and existence in the temporal sense is illusory. This question, therefore, is meaningless and impossible to answer.

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Hogwarts’ guest speaker: *telling to students that tomorrow is a new day.*

Fred: Tomorrow is gonna be just like today.

George: and we know that beacuse today is just like yesterday.

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Not the Harry Potter in 2024…. Damn

He’s an old soul. Which incorrect quote specifically?

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*Hermione when she’s forced to go to a Quidditch game*

Hermione: What am I supposed to wear?

Ron: A T-shirt that says, “I Don’t Belong Here”?

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*Sirius when the 7th year Prefect forces him to stop blasting music at 4 in the morning*

Sirius: You all took a life here today.

Sirius: The life of the party.

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*Professor McGonagall assigning Draco and Ron together on a group project*

Professor McGonagall: What’s the matter between you two?

Draco: There’s a language barrier.

Professor McGonagall: What do you mean there’s a language barrier? He’s speaking English, Mr. Malfoy.

Draco: I know but he’s a blood traitor.