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Ron, after being attacked by Malfoy in the hallway: It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lighting.

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*Kol, trying to get out of trouble when Elijah found him putting superglue on the toilet seats*

Kol: You’re my favourite brother! Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Elijah, seconds away from murder: I was not aware of that.

Kol: We did!

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I just finished editing/rewriting the first four chapters of my TVD fic. The plot is mostly the same, but I’ve changed the main character quite a bit. Going forward I’ll be less focused on writing in a script based line-by-line style, and instead go off on my own more.

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*Fred and George going to Percy’s room*

George: Percy? Are you busy?

Percy: Well, sort of. Why?

Fred: Oh. Nothing. We were just thinking, maybe, if you had the time, we could all do a brother bonding kind of project. You know, just you and us.

Percy: Of course we can. That’s more important than this. Sure, what would you like to do?

George: You’re old enough to buy firearms and explosives, right?

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Professor McGonagall: Mr. Potter, will you demonstrate the next spell, please?

Professor McGonagall when James ignores her: Mr. Potter?

James: Who?

Professor McGonagall: YOU!!

James: James The Bold demands that he be addressed by his full title for any response.

*Later, in Dumbledore’s office*

Dumbledore: Back again, Mr. Potter?

James: Who?

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James: The secret to making great hot chocolate is to put the tiny marshmallows in first.

Remus: So they melt faster?

James: No. So you can fit 40 or 50 of them.

James: This way the hot chocolate just fills the cracks.

Remus: I wonder why you eat it with a fork.

James: Also, I don’t use milk. I just heat the syrup.

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*Sirius, sitting upside down on a sofa*

Remus: What are you doing?

Sirius: I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

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*Show and Tell*

Ron: For Show and Tell, I brought in a little toy broom.

Ron: It’s sort of ordinary, I suppose. But I like to have it around.

Ron: It reminds me that as soon as I save a little more money, I’ll buy a broom myself and put so much distance between you chumps and me it will boggle your minds!

*Later, in Professor McGonagall’s office*

Ron: It’s not an “attitude”, it’s a fact!

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Was supposed to post the eighth chapter of my Hermione fic Because of Reasons yesterday (or this morning), but I’ve been having a ton of seizures. I can’t barely remember yesterday at all, and my mom thinks I had a minimum of ten. Unfortunately she wasn’t in the same room the entire day, so.

Anyways, I still have a tiny bit of the the eighth chapter to finish (merging scenes smoothly), but I’m not sure when I’ll be posting it because I actually care about it and don’t want it to be crap.

My other fic on the other hand I really don’t care about, not in a mean way but it’s just a way I can write without having a o care about doing well or making sense, just so I can keep in the habit of writing. So that may get an update this week.

Not sure how much of this made sense, thanks for reading hons. <3

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Sirius: See my snowman? He’s enjoying a snow cone! There’s nothing he likes better!

Remus, staring at the other snowman a few feet away: And the snowman with ice cream scoops in his back?

Sirius: It’s a sordid story.

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*James, bored over the summer*

James: I got the new album by the Weird Sisters. All their songs glorify deprived violence, mindless sex, and deliberate abuse of dangerous drugs.

Sirius, looking at the cover: Your mom’s going to go into conniptions when she sees this lying around.

James, throwing out the music disk: Well I sure didn’t buy it for the music.

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*Someone floo calling the Burrow*

Ron: Hello?

Face on the other end: May I speak with your father?

Ron: Heck, you don’t need my permission. Be my guest.

*Ron ends the floo call*

Ron: What a weirdo.

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Test questions: Where is Britain’s Ministry of Magic?

Sirius, writing: I am not presently at liberty to divulge that information, as it might compromise our agents in the field.

Sirius: I understand my tests are popular reading in the professors’ lounge.

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*The twins, the night before leaving for third year*

George: I don’t want to go to Hogwarts. I don’t want to know anything new.

Fred: We already know more than we want to! I liked things better when I didn’t understand them!

George: The fact is, we’re being education against our will! Our rights are being trampled!

Percy: Is it a right to remain ignorant?

George: I don’t know, but we refuse to find out.

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Hermione And Draco: A Study In Love - Part 3

Hermione, searching for her missing copy of Hogwarts A History: Hey Malfoy, have you seen…MY BOOK!

Hermione: You found it! Thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou…

*Later*

Hermione: Well, wasn’t Malfoy kind! I hope he…HEY! Who ripped a bunch of pages out!?!

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Hermione And Draco: A Study In Love - Part 2

Draco: I’d like to purchase a Valentine’s bouquet for a girl I know.

Magical Florist: What a sweet little boy you are! Come see what we have.

Draco, inspecting the flowers: Is this all?

Magical Florist: Did you have something special in mind?

Draco: Sort of. Do you have a dumpster out back I can root through?

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Hermione And Draco: A Study In Love - Part 1

Hermione: I’m making Draco a Valentine’s Day card.

Harry: He’s a cutie alright.

Hermione: See, I made a big red heart. Now I’m putting lace around it.

Harry: That’s very sweet. I’m sure he’ll like it.

Hermione, writing: Draco, I hate you. Drop dead. -Hermione.