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*Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup*

Wood, giving a speech at the celebratory feast: …And finally I’d like to thank all the Hogwarts’ players who have helped me grow as player and captain. Except for Flint, because he hasn’t helped me. He’s actually lessened my talent, it’s gone down since I’ve met him.

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Snippet: And through the veil, unseen by those among the living, the two fallen Marauders smiled at the twins.

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Mr. And Mrs. Weasley relaxing in front of the fireplace late on Christmas Eve.

Fred and George, out of bed and fire extinguisher in hand: WHAT’S THIS?! SANTA FLAMBÉ??

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Fred and George when they don’t know an answer: I do not believe in linear time. There is no past and future: all is one, and existence in the temporal sense is illusory. This question, therefore, is meaningless and impossible to answer.

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Hogwarts’ guest speaker: *telling to students that tomorrow is a new day.*

Fred: Tomorrow is gonna be just like today.

George: and we know that beacuse today is just like yesterday.

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Not the Harry Potter in 2024…. Damn

He’s an old soul. Which incorrect quote specifically?

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*Hermione when she’s forced to go to a Quidditch game*

Hermione: What am I supposed to wear?

Ron: A T-shirt that says, “I Don’t Belong Here”?

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*Sirius when the 7th year Prefect forces him to stop blasting music at 4 in the morning*

Sirius: You all took a life here today.

Sirius: The life of the party.

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*Professor McGonagall assigning Draco and Ron together on a group project*

Professor McGonagall: What’s the matter between you two?

Draco: There’s a language barrier.

Professor McGonagall: What do you mean there’s a language barrier? He’s speaking English, Mr. Malfoy.

Draco: I know but he’s a blood traitor.

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*The Order preparing for a mission*

Kingsley: Mundungus, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next me to and say yes sir.

Mundungus: Okay sir.

Kingsley: Come on man.

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Adallina, staring at the vampire across from her: Kol. He doesn’t need a reason to kill people like you. He needs a reason not to.

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*Marauders and friends talking about their Hogwarts years*

James, laughing: Oh, babe! You can a crush on me! That’s embarrassing.

Lily: We’re married.

James: still.

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*Cornelius Fudge holding a monthly public forum for the magical community*

Random Witch: I found a sandwich in Diagon Alley, and I want to know why it didn’t have mayonnaise.

Random Wizard: There’s a sign in Knockturn Alley that says do not drink the sprinkler water, so I made some tea with it. Now I have an infection.

Random Couple: Hogwarts’ term is out in two weeks. Where are we meant to keep our kids? In our house? Where we live?

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*Flint and Wood arguing before the final Quidditch match*

Flint, throwing a white cloth at Wood: You might want to borrow this.

Wood: No one wants your dirty underwear, Flint.

Flint: It’s not underwear, it’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it right now!

Wood: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

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*When Snape has to go to the Hospital Wing*

Madam Pomphrey: For date of birth you wrote down spring time.

Snape: Which is true.

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Chapter 5 just posted: Death Is But A Continued Passade

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Aiming for 8.5k-10k on the next chapter of Death Is But A Continued Passage. Currently I’m at 6.4k. Unfortunately the number of seizures I’m having is going up once more.