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lilacella · 2 months

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Canon compliant Jegulus, so they just never interact and vaguely hate each other

#marauders complaint department #marauders fanon takes #anti jegulus #I'm not even anti jegulus per se #but you cannot tell me this is canon

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mimiaguilar-bansheebender · 5 months

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Dick: and this is my “literature nerd” baby brother 💜

Everyone else: THE FUCKING RED HOOD?

Dick: Littlewing 💜

#this is canon for every interaction on and off mask he ever has with anyone that hears him gush about his baby brother #i have no proof but no doubts either #you cannot tell me people were expecting this hunk of a man to answer to Jaybird #dc #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #batfamily

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dontvap0rdawave · 5 months

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You know what time it is

Time for me to get silly with my new hyperfixiation

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avephelis · 11 months

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look technically it's a horror movie okay (risetober 19: scary movie)

#you cannot tell me the twins wouldnt love the rocky horror picture show its like their bread and butter #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #disaster twins #risetober #risetober 2023 #avepharts #i dont feel like tagging more ANYWAY.#BEFORE anyone is annoying about this they are CANONICALLY 16 so the film is appropriately rated and there is NOTHING WEIRD IMPLIED. thankyo

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threeshadesoflime · 15 days

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hey i forgot to upload this

#they make me ill #it's canon that brian still gaf about tim but you cannot tell me that tim doesn't still search for him too #like nobody just dies immediately from a fall that short #not in fiction anyway #fanart #art #drawing #creepypasta #marble hornets #brim #brian thomas #tim wright #brim mh #marble hornets fanart #comic #skully #well they're in the background #pls ignore the fact i didn't handdraw the words “entry 84” I couldn't find a whiteout pen #Spotify

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timelessbian · 8 months

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poseidon being so whipped for sally that he lets her keep him on magical speed dial this is literally the funniest change the show could possibly have made

#pjo spoilers #pjotv #i mean bitch me too the fuck!!#you cannot tell me he didn't think he was about to get lucky #and instead he had to play therapist and willingly neglect his kid on the other side of the room i'm dhbvhfbfjndfnv #sally jackson #poseidon #i mean i know he canonically wanted to build her an undersea palace but a godly batsignal?? he's sooo down bad for her

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strawberri-draws · 2 months

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shuichi posting

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #danganronpa #drv3 #shuichi saihara #character design #don't ask me what possessed me to make this #(its the game grumps play through. the demons have officially returned)#all my aus and head canons bouncing around at maximum velocity rn..#technically this is part of my “the tragedy was real” au / towa kids au #but shuichi (in that au) was kinda just like #what he is on the tin #aka a nice dude taken under his uncles wing post parent death (tragedy) (they were on vacation and got caught up in one of the worst areas)#in my au its like. imagine a weather map with hotspots; that's how the tragedy worked #so shuichi lived in a less effected area but with the rise of infected people (like zombie apocalypse style) (and animorphs brain worm styl #as you cannot tell who is effected by despair and to what extent unless they choose to reveal themselves)#there was a hugeee uptick in crime and shit so he started working with his uncle early on #eventually his uncle went missing (I think its not super hammered out) and he went to investigate #which is when he runs into his like Gang of pregame ppl #(Kaito maki Kaede)#and later some others (towa kid gang [kokichi gang but with drv3 kids] island gang [angie kork n amami])#ANYWAYS its a thing...#ik its been like 3 years since I first posted about it but u can't control the brain worms ig #and I just wanted to do a redesign lmao

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stupidlybookish · 4 months

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Xaden: Be careful.

Violet: Always am.

Xaden: Respectfully disagree.

#the empyrean #fourth wing #the empyrean incorrect quotes #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #iron flame #ok but you cannot tell me this isn’t canon

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derseseer · 6 months

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In addition to these just being gorgeous gorgeous panels today (these and the Yiffy update both knocking it out of the park with the art style) I'm absolutely obsessed with how Rosebot in these has a face that looks perpetually tear-streaked in her robot body because of the placement of the seams on her face. Normal normal symbolism embedded into your robot-body that your gaslight gatekeep brainwash ectofather built for you. She is definitely having a normal and fun time.

#homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #hs:bc #upd8 #homestuck revival #hs2 #hs^2 #hsbc #beyond canon #rose lalonde #dirk strider #pleaaaaase you cannot look at this and tell me to my face she doesn't look like she's crying in every panel

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solargeist · 3 months

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"So technically Grian can meet any version of himself through Xelqua !"

Xelqua becomes the YHS Grian and Grian has war flashbacks (idk I've never watched the series)

YHS isn't canon to EvoAU ! So Grian wouldn't know anything abt that.

Fun fact, even tho I don't include it, its where I got the parent/abandonment issues from.

Xelqua has definitely seen this version (i haven't seen YHS since i was 16, i don't remember it well ^____^ )

#ask #my brain has been pulling me to rewatch it for three days now im itching.#IF im remembering correctly... YHS Grian's parents don't like him #if im not then well idk where i got it from LOL #hes also canonically gay in that series. like grian says hes into guys instead. i wonder what compelled this plot line for him #in my heart hes trans too bc he wears a shirt to the pool. real to me.#i was rly into yhs at 16 but only drew it once bc i was embarrassed abt liking minecraft at that age LMAO #and here i am. almost 25. revisiting. thriving.#I tried to find the drawing but i cannot. it was sam tho. so no loss rly. OOFAJDGKAG #my art #sketching #xelqua changing into valor grian like well actually im not telling you abt this one. moving on.

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introspectivememories · 11 days

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sorry but do you ever think about the fact that the bernard we have today is a direct amalgamation of everything that happened in his past and i know that sound like such an obvious statement to say but it actually kills me to know that you can draw a direct line from who he is today all the way back to that sixteen year old boy who watched his best friend bleed out. like it is the defining moment in his life. it fundamentally shaped who he is and the person he's become. he is the bernard we know and love not despite the grieves shooting but because of it. because the gangs all got together and shot up his school. because tim walked out of that room with nothing but a baseball bat. because his darla got shot. because he watched her gasp and cry as she died. because he watched the blood coagulate around the wound. because he sat there and held her hand as her life drained out of her. because he walked into school that day with a joke he knew would make her laugh and her nose would scrunch up and she'd snort a little and tim would roll his eyes at him and call him ridiculous and instead he walked out with a bloody white shirt, blood under his fingernails, and two friends less. because, even now, almost half a decade out from the shooting, he thinks that if he closes his eyes, he will always be that stupid, scared little sixteen year old, holding the cooling body of dead best friend.

#there is a direct throughline from the boy we meet in robin 121 all the way to man tim reconnects with in urban legends 4 #like maybe you guys have other interpretations of it but to me this is *the* defining moment in his life #and that's not to say that he perpetually bound to this traumatic event but it impacted him sooo much that his life is now divided #before shooting and after shooting #like you cannot tell me him falling into the cult was just something that happened to him #it happened bc he was in such a bad place from watching his friend die and then on top of that he loses contact with tim!!!!#this is his canon event!!!!#if you took it away from him if you made it so that he never had to go through it #the bernard we would get would not be the same bernard we got in urb leg4 and tdr #does it not make you want to chew on drywall that to get to the bear we love he has watch his darla die first????#head in hands head in hands #and it wasnt like batman came immediately after darls died!!! iirc they had to wait a little before he came #which means!!!!! alll those kids but bear esp had to sit in that room with darls' dead body until batman came!!!!!#do you think he cried and held her hand until batman came??? do you think he begged her not to go??? or do you think he told her #stories and made promises of all the things they were gonna do after they got out??? do you think he put pressure on the wound and #watched as the blood soaked through the jacket they were using as a towel??? and when she finally passed do you think he bit his lip #clean through to stop himself from wailing? bc if he's too loud the gunmen will hear them and he cannot be the reason jay from #history dies #auuuugh i cant fucking do this anymore #bernard dowd #timbern #darla aquista #louis grieve trio

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babybluesays · 5 months

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Excited older brother Chosen, happy to have a new baby brother

And jealous teenage Dark who’s about to bitch slap them both

#alan becker #ava the second coming #ava the chosen one #ava the dark lord #ava fanart #brothers #you cannot tell me dark wouldn’t bitch slap him #and chosen would absolutely be a sweetheart #to sec #this is now canon

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consumeroflemoans · 2 months

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I found this photo on Pinterest and had to draw Soukoku to it. It’s too perfect

#getting myself out of artblock slowly #I cannot take soukoku seriously I have to shitpost #you cannot tell me this isn’t canon #lemon arts #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #bsd chuuya #soukoku

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fabled-lady-twilla · 4 months

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How it feels being a ShigaDeku shipper in this fandom. Why is everyone so mean? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#tomudeku #shigadeku #meme made by lineli #i think?#mha discourse #shipping discourse #twilla speaks #twilla yaps in the tags #when people say 'ewwww gross you ship shigadeku don't you know izuku is a minor like what is wrong with you'#i'm like....... tell me you aren't being serious right now #literally almost EVERY popular ship in this fandom #is between two people who are canonically MINORS #but by default that DOES NOT MEAN you ship them AS MINORS or make content where they're underage?????#majority of shippers either age characters up or down or just write about their ships long after they're both adults #we cannot make assumptions about someone's character based on a FICTIONAL ship #just because a character is a certain way IN THE CANON #does not mean that shippers are writing them that way in their fan content? it's so weird to even assume that.....

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expectiations · 6 months

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the Doctor: I do what I want! Nardole: I’m telling River. the Doctor: No, wait-

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matrixbearer2024 · 1 day

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I'm literally hit with the Ford brainrot rn imagine if Filbrick literally shipped this man off to an arranged marriage for money because that was a thing back then! So like- imagine that where he got into his dream school, but is literally already promised to someone he doesn't even know. I'd be pissy about that, and I'm pretty sure he'd be too. But like like- hear me out- what if he meets a girl at West Coast Tech, and that girl is you, who he falls for hard.

It just so happens as the graduation day nears, ironically a day he should cherish but instead resents because it's also his wedding day! But against all odds, for whatever random chance or crazy luck of the draw- You're the one he sees at the altar. You're the girl he's apparently supposed to marry.

How's Stanford supposed to deal with that when he learned to love you during your years together, not knowing you also held the same position of a person he was supposed to hate?

PSSST- CHECK REBLOGS ON THIS POST!

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