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poke poke, r u alive

hanging on by a thread but yuh

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Hello everyone, y'all know what time it is! It's SAD BOI CHOSEN HOURSSS!!

Today's topic I present to you is: Food

So we all know Chosen's story– trapped on a PC for years alone, without a sky, blah blah blah... But you know what I haven't seen discussed??

The fact that he never ate anything!

Alan wouldn't think to feed his pop-up blocker! It's a stick, surely it doesn't need food!

(That opens up a lot of questions like "do sticks even need food" and "if so, is it hollowheads who don't" but we aren't here today to answer those questions!)

(Dark wouldn't have eaten anything either, but he was alive for what, five minutes before freeing himself? He's fine. Mostly)

Anyway moving on!

When do you think the first time Chosen ate anything was? Besides that time he ate Alan's essay.

(@karimationkat has a headcanon that Chosen sticks random things into his mouth like a curious toddler) (I don't remember how that relates but I like the hc) (sorry for the ping btw)

I just wonder how Chosen reacted to food for the first time.

Why have I never thought about this before, this has so much potential.

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I wasn’t the only one who thought back to this… ☠️

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Feeling good feeling fine but they massacred my boy

Edgeworth nation how we feelin

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Period

happy Ace Attorney Investigations collection announcement, don’t forget to send someone you hate to the chess dimension on this special occasion

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It is hot as a witch’s-

hi. victim fanservice

rough color ver under cut

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I was born mere weeks before Minecraft was made public 😭

did you know: chosen was created before minecraft existed?

reblogs > likes

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STOP WHY THE SPN MEME FORMAT I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE 💀💀

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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WDYMMMM ITS HIT THE AO3 STORIES, GUYS, IK YOURE LYING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eustace. Eustace Winner? Really?

I’m finding this so hard to understand, what??

What was wrong with Sebastian Debeste?? So now we can’t call him Sebby anymore? What are we gonna call him instead? Eussy???

WAS HE THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT HIS NAME CHANGED I NEED TO KNOW

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Eustace. Eustace Winner? Really?

I’m finding this so hard to understand, what??

What was wrong with Sebastian Debeste?? So now we can’t call him Sebby anymore? What are we gonna call him instead? Eussy???

WAS HE THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT HIS NAME CHANGED I NEED TO KNOW

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I’ll be crucified for saying this but my Victim design is none and has never been either of these I can’t see him rocking a ponytail lmao

*casually scrolling through Victim tag*

... Guys, i think i'm starting to notice a pattern here

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There is nothing quite like the internal battle of deciding whether you should unfollow the actually good platform user because they repost more than they do original posts and your phone can’t handle blowing up any longer nor can your home page handle being filled with nothing but said reposts like is this just me.

On one hand they just wanna have fun and use the app like anyone else

but on the other my goddamn home page is nothing but them like help me

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“…one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.”

-Technoblade

Alan deserved this, I’m so happy for him :)

Good news! ~

I saw it :D So happy for him!

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sir?

I yet again blame @flareboi, but this time they also have an acomplice - @storgicdealer

CW: Slightly suggestive

Do with that what you will

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*looks in the mirror* Damn I'm ugly as hel- oh heyyy chosen funny story-

so yesterday i was in a waiting room and uh.

aw hell naw they turned chosen into a mirror 😭

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DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT PLAY WITH ME WE ALL SAW THE AVM ONE

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WHEN WAS THISSSSSSSSSS???

Ava live stream spoiler vv

Ava and avm have been filmed by rocket corp

Look at these idiots as well