#but what is tumblr for if not this amiright

[scrmnviking]

Prime Tumblr. That's what I'm here for.

imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

[the-art-crow-blog]

What's that??? It's Captain Buggy??? Buggy the Clown???

[crazypossumman]

September has been REALLY long and art has been very slow going but have these WIP pics of R.J. MacReady from The Thing 🥴

[im-an-anthusiast]

Bleed for God 

Grovel at the altar, spill blood 

Pray a little louder, come now 

Make a sacrifice for – the God 

Cry a little louder, come now 

Hand in hand, fingers intertwined 

Pulled away, they await breakage 

A presence, that can’t not be loved 

Pulled away, it can’t not damage 

Grovel at the altar, spill blood 

I’d pray louder if... I knew how  

Make a sacrifice for – my God 

Cry a little louder, come now 

Your lips, such a sweet remedy 

Ripped away, unsealing the wound 

Healed by your voice’s melody 

Ripped away, by its absence doomed 

Grovel at your altar, spill blood 

I’d pray louder if... I knew how 

I sacrifice for – my one God 

Lose myself in sobs, as I bow 

Your touch, my one point, goal in life 

Without it, what’s my direction? 

Your touch, my sacrificial knife 

Without it, I have no option 

Grovel at altars, spilling blood 

Chanting all the right words to say 

Sacrificing for – every God 

Why can’t you love me the same way? 

[anxiouspotatorants]

Not that it would be the most fitting for the overall Gilmore Girls narrative, but I feel like Hep Alien’s ideal career timeline (mostly for Lane but possibly all the band members) would have a lot in common with irl bands like LCD Soundsystem?

As in never getting pop chartbreaking, constant stadium tour levels of fame ala Foo Fighters, Coldplay etc but rather getting massive on the indie scene to the point where they could sell out massive shows. But then as they’re reaching those heights of success, somebody (most likely Zach or Dave) would push them to disband. This would be out of fear that if Hep Alien kept going for too long they would ruin a good thing and their legacy.

So all the band members go each their way, which probably includes Lane spending some time back at her mother’s place. She either eventually picks up production work and drummer gigs or just works at Mrs Kim’s Antiques until five-or-so years down the line when she admits that their disbanding was bullshit and she and Brian convince the guys that they should get back together. Hep Alien should just make music when they feel like it and not give a shit about audience or industry expectations. They announce their return with an album and coinciding tour, make an automatically decent splash and then stick to dropping songs every three-seven years while sporadically doing smaller shows in the New England/New York area, which cultivates a chiller and more stable fanbase.

If Zach and Lane still have the twins that gives them the time to be parents and rockstars at the same time, Dave can disappear to California during the hiatus and still do stuff on the side after the return, Gil can jump in and out of bandmembership or even be exclusive to the returned version and Brian gets to just be Brian.

[freckledoctopus]

Been away a looong time but..... but i think i’m ready to shitpost on tumblr again. That’s right I’ve grown. I’m better now. Faster. Stronger. O....older....... Significantly older.... And not to brag (heh) but also mentally stable enough to share on social media again

[toxickeyboard]

Was bored during school so here’s some Faith doodles (John angst!!!)

[leskowitx]

Murder Drones but good /j

Jamie's got Tentacles but good /j

[purvurs]

COCK ?? yes please !

[wuwubean]

oh btw how are we doing silksong fans? great day to be a silksong fan, am i right? i mean look at the subreddit! we’re all completely normal! everything is a-okay over here! /s

edit:

crisis averted, i guess.

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

Where’s this mf at now? I just wanna talk

It's legit mind boggling to me. I never wanted to date him, which he knew, but apparently I wasn't allowed to date anyone else (makes sense now why some guys stopped talking to me abruptly)

Not only was I no longer good enough for him he decided to try and make sure I wasn't good to others too! Started telling people I was sleeping around and alluded to different things as well as actually telling people things I had told him over the last 10+ years.

We had a ton of mutual friends and they all are on his side and no longer talk to me- even the friends i introduced him to.

[darksilvershadows36]

Doing a little something called working on four projects at once like the mad man I am.

[cringaria]

happy halloween,

children run past you, too fast to catch in a flock of colors that you can only see in the dark when dead leaves and plastic wrappers rustle the same way. you wanted to be a princess this year, the one from the book you read back in February, but you couldn’t find enough time to make a costume so you try to say something about how you’re dressed up as your worst fear—yourself—but even that seems tacky this year. this might mean that you’ve grown up, but not quite: you will find time to make a costume next year. you’re sure of it.

[theprairienerdtoo]

"The conversation is between my god, my destiny, and me. Why are you interrupting?" - Coke Studio Bharat | Bayo | Cyli Khare x Srushti Tawade x Komorebi

Coke Studio Bharat (formerly known as Coke Studio India) recently released an absolute banger of a song. I liked it so much that I decided to try my hand at making GIF sets.

[massive-nerd-potential]

experiencing the average writer experience of spending an hour researching the exact bodily process behind vomiting, so the five sentences I will dedicate to it are scientifically accurate

[coughdropenjoyer]

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